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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · Feb 5

"They can't do that, that's illegal!" I scream into the void from my El Salvadorian prison cell.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 2h

Was just telling my dog how much I love her and I took my ear buds out as if she was gonna reciprocate...

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 6h

That would require me to talk to a woman. No thank you!

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 6h

All these ladies on dating apps publicly announcing they're looking for "partners in crime." Like why would I want to do crimes with someone that brazenly announces their intentions for all to see? You are a horrible criminal. You are going to wind up in jail. I'm not signing up for that.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 23h

*Except for the Iron Bowl. This crew should definitely work the Iron Bowl

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 23h

Kirby Smart is a dirty, lying, cheating son of a bitch. This crew should never work another game in their lives.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 23h

Kirby Smart is a dirty, lying, cheating son of a bitch. This crew should never work another game in their lives.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

no idea, but buddy, i haven't stopped laughing for forty straight minutes

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

I am hootin'. I am also hollerin'.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Hugh Freeze's head might literally explode

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

hence the Great Value

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Auburn being absolutely fucked over by the officials every single week is a bit I will continue to enjoy immensely

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Georgia rolling out Mike Bobo as it's OC in the year of our lord 2025 was certainly a choice

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

My tater tots after I end up cooking them at 360° instead of 356°

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Me staring at my air fryer trying to figure out how to set it to 356°

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

These tater tots gotta have the most specific instructions I have ever seen

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Oregon ass?

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

War with Grandpa was better than Heat

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

SMU style death penalty

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

still won't deserve a playoff spot if they don't win out tho...

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes it's just nice to take a second and gaze into another man's eyes

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Indiana is like waaaay better than they were last year right? Like, schedule is still a joke but this team could easily win a playoff game. Last year's squad had no chance.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Can't close my eyes without seeing that deformity from the end of The Substance coughing up a tit.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

FSU lmao

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Roll Tide you sons of bitches

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Really miss the days of Bama winning by 6 touchdowns every week if I'm being honest

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

It's like Miami not playing outside the state of Florida til like November. Shits ridiculous