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mattycanuck430
@whatzite.bsky.social
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 1d
"I know it's not 1873 anymore.......BUT!!!!"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
And why are they bunting down three?
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
Would you settle for a Nobel Pizza Prize?
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 3d
Another Trump cuddler getting his just deserts
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 3d
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 3d
You Harvard guys, man....we goobers are all about the feels!
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 3d
Makes his September all the more inexplicable
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 4d
I'm more pissed that people keep insisting he's funny
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 6d
forgot there were two days off so yeah he could pitch a game five(please baby Jesus Allah and L Ron Hubbard don't give us a game five)
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 6d
Still don't understand why he pulled the kid after 78 pitches
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7d
Don't know if this is true but somebody told me that players get grief back home in Japan if they speak English in public like they're selling out or something
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 8d
Every time I accidentally land on Fallon it takes 5 seconds to once again think "How? How does anybody watch this?"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 8d
Without sound my first thought was that was the SNL Kathie Lee Gifford sketch
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 25d
Wait til you hear about players leaving their gloves on the field until the 1950's, still one of the oddest sports things ever
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Sep 5
Older retired vampires always on podcasts complaining today's vampires don't want it enough and only vampire for the money
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Aug 31
Even the AI that wrote the release was like "are you sure you want to go with this?"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Jul 22
please do not make any suggestions, I checked the online tides and the riffing is bad this morning already
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Aug 21
Still not remotely as wild as that old TV Western that had a character named Trump trying to con people into building a wall.
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Aug 17
When I was 10 I beat our Labrador Retriever at checkers and he got so mad he tried to eat me
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jul 29
Good sign when you get a pitcher who's been knighted
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jul 29
History will show it was a huge mistake not outing all the self-loathers
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jul 22
I'm assuming your first thought after waking up every morning is "I'm the fucking host of fucking Jeopardy!!!"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jul 21
Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl showed up at a beer league game in Toronto the other day, if you're a non-hockey guy that's LeBron at his peak and Kyrie showing up at a random pick up game
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jun 5
"Hey, Hali"

"Hey, Holli"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Jun 3
"Sorry I got caught"
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