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mattycanuck430
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 6h
36th guy out of the Seattle bullpen just threw a 96 mph two-seamer that moved a foot for a called strike three, how the hell does anybody ever get a hit
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7h
"I know it's not 1873 anymore.......BUT!!!!"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7h
Saturday is for one thing only - the bear that is the NYT crossword, god help us all
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7h
Worst scout ever
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7h
Wade Boggs as the plane is landing
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 8h
more like eh-Rod
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 10h
How does it compare to the rest of the league? Been a couple years since I was at a game but it was just unbearable
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 1d
And why are they bunting down three?
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 1d
Would you settle for a Nobel Pizza Prize?
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
Another Trump cuddler getting his just deserts
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 2d
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
You Harvard guys, man....we goobers are all about the feels!
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
Makes his September all the more inexplicable
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
"Goddamn, ref I fouled him I need that over!"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 2d
I'm more pissed that people keep insisting he's funny
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 5d
forgot there were two days off so yeah he could pitch a game five(please baby Jesus Allah and L Ron Hubbard don't give us a game five)
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 5d
Still don't understand why he pulled the kid after 78 pitches
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 6d
Don't know if this is true but somebody told me that players get grief back home in Japan if they speak English in public like they're selling out or something
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7d
Every time I accidentally land on Fallon it takes 5 seconds to once again think "How? How does anybody watch this?"
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 7d
Without sound my first thought was that was the SNL Kathie Lee Gifford sketch
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · 24d
Wait til you hear about players leaving their gloves on the field until the 1950's, still one of the oddest sports things ever
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Sep 5
Older retired vampires always on podcasts complaining today's vampires don't want it enough and only vampire for the money
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Aug 31
Even the AI that wrote the release was like "are you sure you want to go with this?"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Jul 22
please do not make any suggestions, I checked the online tides and the riffing is bad this morning already
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mattycanuck430 @whatzite.bsky.social · Aug 21
Still not remotely as wild as that old TV Western that had a character named Trump trying to con people into building a wall.
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