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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!
@whitebeam1.bsky.social
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She/her, GenX 🇬🇧 🏴‍☠️ Help I can’t get these pirates out of my head. SaveOFMD. Sucker for smutty fics and NSFW art. 🔞 I own 1/2 ze pyramid 🤡
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 8h
It’s hot in here right? Not just me panting?
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 9h
I need to know how our fruity tarty boys are getting on!
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Tee 🏴‍☠️ @teeheeseason3.bsky.social · 10h
Happy birthday Fun and Games, my beloved, my favourite half an hour of television EVER 🐇🔥 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Stede and Ed at the dinner table “For the new unicorn” Ed under a blankie Lucius getting hit in the face by a sandwich
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 9h
Oh dear !
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 10h
Sorry not sorry you got a cold that day!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 12h
Happy birthday 🥳
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 12h
That song would be on my list too !
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 12h
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 14h
Oh it’s so good !!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 14h
Teeny tiny things 💜💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 15h
Just how much cheese did you eat before bed Laura?!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 16h
a man in a red suit is sitting in a chair and saying here we go
Alt: Graham Norton in a red suit swivels in a chair blowing out his cheeks and saying ‘here we go’.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 17h
You don’t have to put alcohol in it, orange juice would work
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 18h
Spaniels don’t slow down that’s for sure 💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 18h
Probably one of the few years I’ve got my shit together to give it enough time to soak up all the brandy. Hope you get to make one 💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Awww 💜💜💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Go back to bed Rue you mad bint
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Oh yum that’s looks delish
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
I would need to look closely (for science)
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Me or the cake? Probably both 💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Oh you’re welcome to it 💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
🫂🫂🫂I do think you’ll know when it’s time 💜💜
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
👀👀👀👀 why do I never dream like this!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
Christmas cake is happening part 2

- use of 1 tablespoon of black treacle, the rest will now sit in the back of cupboard until end of time

- helped by pooch who’d like to lick the bowl out but is not allowed

- may have fucked up a measurement or two as laughing at cryptid factor podcast

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A liver and white coloured spaniel laid on a stripy rug waiting for something to land in his mouth. A tin of Lyle’s black treacle, the tin is shiny ref with a gold label and black lettering. The label has a drawing of a dead lion with flies around it. Don’t think many people notice that! 2 mixing bowls on a wooden kitchen surface. one with a mix of dried fruit and the other the dry ingredients ready to be mixed together into a lovely cake batter.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 19h
You know that’s right 👅
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