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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version)

@whyaduck.bsky.social

1.3K followers 510 following 12K posts

He/Him. Mostly harmless, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. PFP: himself at the grand canyon (it’s pretty nice) Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · Oct 14

FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):

Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?

A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.

Q: Is this a bit?

A: I’m not sure.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 37m

You lost me there. Claude lecturing me about how you can’t get really good electrons outside of Italy would be a downer.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 48m

Ok that is kinda hot.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 51m

You could tell me disc horse bot wrote that and I would believe it.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1h

Well at least he has his dog …

Oh wait.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h

Apparently the chief Twit unbanned some Nazis who got reported for doxxing people.

Allegedly.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h

Welcome Twitter refugees!

But srsly. What the fuck took you this long?

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 5h

But not too many.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 6h

If god existed these fuckers would be smote from on high for this bullshit.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 6h

No kings. No speed limits.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 6h

So what the hell have I been cashing until now?

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 6h

One of the guys responsible for making me want to play with a defibrillator.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 7h

It took me forever to find a qualifying outlet for my nightlight.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 20h

Taking a steam in Europe and running into Chris Walken in there would be surreal.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21h

I just pictured Donald trying to say “Guadalcanal” and quacked myself up.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21h

Why these circus peanut heads all look like Judge Doom?

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Alt: Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988 GIF

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21h

As opposed to a comically swollen liver?

Actually that could be funny.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21h

CT found me a whole 17 cents.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

When people show you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

He thinks he still does. It’s almost quaint.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

So many of our problems are a result of white men not wanting to be mentally or emotionally uncomfortable. Fuck those guys (me included). Discomfort means growth. Especially billionaires (not me included).

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

Behold the power of the nuclear block.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

absolutely one of the most incandescent talents of his generation. made music for all time. a heavy loss.

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 1d

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

Damn. Was just listening to a podcast reviewing Brown Sugar earlier today.

Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

Just a little one? I have an entire lobe dedicated to that.

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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 1d

So Zyrtec causes/cures the desire to sleep with younger family members and rewrite Middle-Eastern borders?