Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
· Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Of all this shit in 2025 the last two here are the most depressing.
Scott Thompson, actor (most notably of The Kids in the Hall sketch comedy series from Canada), flaming gay, transphobe, and misogynist, is indeed a real person.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Of all this shit in 2025 the last two here are the most depressing.
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This is a really good New Republic article about trans people leaving the country. Do some research about getting visas. Start now. It is harder and slower than you think, and there are no opportunities for asylum right now. It also is entirely doable.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is a really good New Republic article about trans people leaving the country. Do some research about getting visas. Start now. It is harder and slower than you think, and there are no opportunities for asylum right now. It also is entirely doable.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
I’m at the stage of cooking thanksgiving dinner where I wonder why I’m doing all this for two people. My back - not happy. But still.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m at the stage of cooking thanksgiving dinner where I wonder why I’m doing all this for two people. My back - not happy. But still.
Stir the pudding David. Stir the pudding!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Stir the pudding David. Stir the pudding!
Two things from driving to Cumby’s to get milk:
1. The lottery really is a tax on those who can’t afford it.
2. It’s apparently a free weekend on SXM if you want to listen to the same 100 songs on 40 different stations.
1. The lottery really is a tax on those who can’t afford it.
2. It’s apparently a free weekend on SXM if you want to listen to the same 100 songs on 40 different stations.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Two things from driving to Cumby’s to get milk:
1. The lottery really is a tax on those who can’t afford it.
2. It’s apparently a free weekend on SXM if you want to listen to the same 100 songs on 40 different stations.
1. The lottery really is a tax on those who can’t afford it.
2. It’s apparently a free weekend on SXM if you want to listen to the same 100 songs on 40 different stations.
Trump will give a speech about the shooting that will be how he wasn’t hurt and how the terrorists are trying to stop his big, beautiful ballroom.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump will give a speech about the shooting that will be how he wasn’t hurt and how the terrorists are trying to stop his big, beautiful ballroom.
Oddly enough Trump’s ear just started bleeding down in Mar-A-Lardo.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oddly enough Trump’s ear just started bleeding down in Mar-A-Lardo.
Childhood memories. This time inspired by @scalzi.com. My father was a piece of work. Think Archie Bunker. Unlike me, music was not something he needed to live. Having said that he had two 8-tracks (look it up kids) he played to death: Sing Along with Mitch (Miller), and the Broadway Hello, Dolly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Childhood memories. This time inspired by @scalzi.com. My father was a piece of work. Think Archie Bunker. Unlike me, music was not something he needed to live. Having said that he had two 8-tracks (look it up kids) he played to death: Sing Along with Mitch (Miller), and the Broadway Hello, Dolly.
Uncle Jerry is here!
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Uncle Jerry is here!
Is there pie discourse going on?
To the crustmobile!
To the crustmobile!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is there pie discourse going on?
To the crustmobile!
To the crustmobile!
Weird that WashPost came out in favor of paper towels.
a man in a red shirt is standing in a crowd of people taking pictures with their phones .
Alt: a man in a red shirt is standing in a crowd of people taking pictures with their phones .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Weird that WashPost came out in favor of paper towels.
Few things raise my anxiety more than “have you seen my keys?”
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Few things raise my anxiety more than “have you seen my keys?”
Reposted by Pete 🦆
I’m dreaming of a
trumpless Christmas 🎄
just like the ones
we used to know 🎵
trumpless Christmas 🎄
just like the ones
we used to know 🎵
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m dreaming of a
trumpless Christmas 🎄
just like the ones
we used to know 🎵
trumpless Christmas 🎄
just like the ones
we used to know 🎵
They had a song called “Felching” that has been in my brain for the last few days. Decent song but I’m ready for a new one.
Have you ever seen the Impotent Sea Snakes?
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They had a song called “Felching” that has been in my brain for the last few days. Decent song but I’m ready for a new one.
ICE: we commit a crime so that a non-white person doesn’t have to.
They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.
To paraphrase what an ICE field director said at a Texas hiring event earlier this year: what makes ICE different from other law enforcement officers is that we catch criminals "before" a crime is committed.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ICE: we commit a crime so that a non-white person doesn’t have to.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand... You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back... but you're not helping. Why is that Charlie Brown?
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand... You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back... but you're not helping. Why is that Charlie Brown?
38 is feeling rough today.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
38 is feeling rough today.
Tree is up and decorated. Ho. Ho. Ho.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tree is up and decorated. Ho. Ho. Ho.
Aldi knows what it’s doing with these measuring cups. Although guys would probably lose the smaller ones.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Aldi knows what it’s doing with these measuring cups. Although guys would probably lose the smaller ones.
Happy 38th Max Headroom signal hijacking incident anniversary to all who celebrate.
Max Headroom signal hijacking - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy 38th Max Headroom signal hijacking incident anniversary to all who celebrate.
Just misread harm reduction as ham reduction. I am not in favor of the second one.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just misread harm reduction as ham reduction. I am not in favor of the second one.
Costco the weekend before Thanksgiving makes me question humanity’s need to continue.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Costco the weekend before Thanksgiving makes me question humanity’s need to continue.
Mamdani and now MTG resigning?
What a day.
What a day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mamdani and now MTG resigning?
What a day.
What a day.
Teddy Fuxpin.
Amazing stuff
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Teddy Fuxpin.