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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
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He/Him.

Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.

PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.

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Jerry yes: 1

Jerry no: 6.02x10^23
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is laughing in front of a wall that says bbc
Alt: a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is laughing in front of a wall that says bbc Colin Robinson
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November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Rick Nielsen.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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So Sambuca.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Any drier tho and you could hammer nails with them.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I mean even the marshmallows look dry.

So much dry.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Wonder if Ben Shapiro came over for dinner.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Is that just buttered macaroni?
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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NH storms are good (grew up there) , but Maine. Hoo boy.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Things that gradually go downhill are no fun.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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That’s the Olive dish.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Sorry. Pudding coma.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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patrick star from spongebob is talking on a telephone and says no this is patrick
Alt: patrick star from spongebob is talking on a telephone and says no this is patrick
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November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I work with NY/RI Italians. They know guys for everything. You mention a restaurant and they tell you who to talk to and who to drop their name to. Asphalt? Plumbing? They got you. And you’ll get the best deal (you never do).
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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All the Fauxtalians I know are in a soupy coma by now so it is kinda.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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If you do that the Great Turkey (Charlie Brown) won’t appear.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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snoop dogg is sitting in a crowd of people watching a show .
Alt: snoop dogg is sitting in a crowd of people watching a show .
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November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Someone else will get you and be a darned lucky guy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM