Pete 🦆
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whyaduck.bsky.social
Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.

Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.

PFP: Me on top of Arthur’s Seat.

Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m at the stage of cooking thanksgiving dinner where I wonder why I’m doing all this for two people. My back - not happy. But still.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Aldi knows what it’s doing with these measuring cups. Although guys would probably lose the smaller ones.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Finally found the perfect home. Ted Danson be praised. @beefanddairy.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He thanks you.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That’s a hell of a correction.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Horse banquet drip.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I felt worse learning that Bronson Pinchot fell onto a concrete walkway and bruised his face.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Pupper is out of surgery and doing well. Commence breathing again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Biggypop is one of the only reasons to still have Insta.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is he making medals for himself now?
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Quite.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s 7:30. Time for turtles.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh lordy. It does not get better.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Quality post on my red town’s FB page.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
drop something green
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What the ….

He’s got little Czech hedgehogs under there.
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Usha’s mom must be so proud.
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Here ya go.
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Any film with Jon Polito in it is not to be fucked with. And the soundtrack was perfect.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hello. I noticed that you were laying on the floor stretching your piriformis. Do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Marmaduke?
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What? No Necco wafers? They were my preferred form of sacrilege as a kid.
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Paleoanthropologist Ella Al-Shamani is having a moment due to her BBC/PBS series Human. Her story is almost the opposite of yours.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Grady on Sanford and Son? (Whitman) Mayo
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM