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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 2d

The next one will have to rebuild just to get the smell out, regardless of party

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

You also already know the naming conventions, data structures, etc that you’ve been using. So frustrating to parse together nested functions that were poorly named and commented.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

So much of this goes back to poor data structures to pull from. I was building an integration and needed to pull customer.data.

Except the customer id was not an accepted parameter for pulling the data.

So I had to iterate. 2 calls per request. Kill me.

customer.data

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit, I forgot we were talking about Pokémon genders and not their types (and how Alolan and Galarian change types for Pokémon we’ve known for years).

I ACCEPT ALL POKÉMON GENDERS.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

Lol, I just can’t keep track.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

I refuse to recognize new forms. Call those abominations something else.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, I can’t stand those motherfuckers either.

But syphilis is way better than AIDS.

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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 4d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

Personally, it only takes about 3

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

You can take penicillin and cure syphilis.

There is no cure for AIDS and it will kill the shit out of you.

One is clearly better than the other.

This analogy sucks.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

Department of Mansportation

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

WHY ARE THEY ALL CALLED MR MIME. THATS BULLSHIT.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 4d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, absolutely, but even just the way it’s phrased sounds idiotic.

Like, the way they’re constantly saying “Those people hate America! They hate freedom.”

That’s baby brain shit. Like, hasn’t-figured-out-object-permanence baby brain bullshit.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

@kibblesmith.com

I hate myself for doing this, but…

Grant gets mad and hits the window when they pass by the dilophosaurus exhibit.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

What if it’s a depiction through beautiful prose and lengthy metaphors?

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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 5d

lol. lmao, even.

The top 20 accounts blocked in the last 24 hours. They're almost entirely US government accounts. And they're catching block numbers that would easily put them in the all-time top blocked list, just in the first day.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

“They’re all posting the truth. It’s amazing!”

This is one of the lamest sentences I’ve ever read. These people are so stupid.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

You’re a fat bitch and you look stupid.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

was that the only person that died?

Did you send him into the vents?

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 8d

The fact that she rails against DEI while simultaneously acknowledging that she was only hired to provide a diverse opinion to the NYT was particularly illuminating.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 8d

I think you meant “conscience,” but damn if conscious doesn’t work here too.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 8d

Don’t forget - he was “The Beast” in the opening credits

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 8d

No, that’s still the more liberal Republicans.

The Moderates are the ones that want to see firing squad instead of hanging.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 8d

Reminds me of that one guy asking why there wasn’t a WAACP?

My guy, the N stands for National.

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