Fudge Flintstone
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Fudge Flintstone
@wienerhaver.bsky.social
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Stormin through the party like my name was El Niño
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The next one will have to rebuild just to get the smell out, regardless of party
You also already know the naming conventions, data structures, etc that you’ve been using. So frustrating to parse together nested functions that were poorly named and commented.
So much of this goes back to poor data structures to pull from. I was building an integration and needed to pull customer.data.

Except the customer id was not an accepted parameter for pulling the data.

So I had to iterate. 2 calls per request. Kill me.
customer.data
Oh shit, I forgot we were talking about Pokémon genders and not their types (and how Alolan and Galarian change types for Pokémon we’ve known for years).

I ACCEPT ALL POKÉMON GENDERS.
Lol, I just can’t keep track.
I refuse to recognize new forms. Call those abominations something else.
Oh, I can’t stand those motherfuckers either.

But syphilis is way better than AIDS.
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MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
Personally, it only takes about 3
You can take penicillin and cure syphilis.

There is no cure for AIDS and it will kill the shit out of you.

One is clearly better than the other.

This analogy sucks.
Department of Mansportation
WHY ARE THEY ALL CALLED MR MIME. THATS BULLSHIT.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Oh, absolutely, but even just the way it’s phrased sounds idiotic.

Like, the way they’re constantly saying “Those people hate America! They hate freedom.”

That’s baby brain shit. Like, hasn’t-figured-out-object-permanence baby brain bullshit.
@kibblesmith.com

I hate myself for doing this, but…

Grant gets mad and hits the window when they pass by the dilophosaurus exhibit.
What if it’s a depiction through beautiful prose and lengthy metaphors?
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“They’re all posting the truth. It’s amazing!”

This is one of the lamest sentences I’ve ever read. These people are so stupid.
You’re a fat bitch and you look stupid.
was that the only person that died?

Did you send him into the vents?
The fact that she rails against DEI while simultaneously acknowledging that she was only hired to provide a diverse opinion to the NYT was particularly illuminating.
I think you meant “conscience,” but damn if conscious doesn’t work here too.
Don’t forget - he was “The Beast” in the opening credits
No, that’s still the more liberal Republicans.

The Moderates are the ones that want to see firing squad instead of hanging.
Reminds me of that one guy asking why there wasn’t a WAACP?

My guy, the N stands for National.