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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4h

Personally, it only takes about 3

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4h

You can take penicillin and cure syphilis.

There is no cure for AIDS and it will kill the shit out of you.

One is clearly better than the other.

This analogy sucks.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 17h

Department of Mansportation

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 17h

WHY ARE THEY ALL CALLED MR MIME. THATS BULLSHIT.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, absolutely, but even just the way it’s phrased sounds idiotic.

Like, the way they’re constantly saying “Those people hate America! They hate freedom.”

That’s baby brain shit. Like, hasn’t-figured-out-object-permanence baby brain bullshit.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 1d

@kibblesmith.com

I hate myself for doing this, but…

Grant gets mad and hits the window when they pass by the dilophosaurus exhibit.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 1d

What if it’s a depiction through beautiful prose and lengthy metaphors?

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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 1d

lol. lmao, even.

The top 20 accounts blocked in the last 24 hours. They're almost entirely US government accounts. And they're catching block numbers that would easily put them in the all-time top blocked list, just in the first day.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 1d

“They’re all posting the truth. It’s amazing!”

This is one of the lamest sentences I’ve ever read. These people are so stupid.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 1d

You’re a fat bitch and you look stupid.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 1d

was that the only person that died?

Did you send him into the vents?

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

The fact that she rails against DEI while simultaneously acknowledging that she was only hired to provide a diverse opinion to the NYT was particularly illuminating.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 4d

I think you meant “conscience,” but damn if conscious doesn’t work here too.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t forget - he was “The Beast” in the opening credits

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

No, that’s still the more liberal Republicans.

The Moderates are the ones that want to see firing squad instead of hanging.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

Reminds me of that one guy asking why there wasn’t a WAACP?

My guy, the N stands for National.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, so, nothing joyful in his life. Got it.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

I agree with this. I want to have a ton of money but only because I want to spend it recklessly and give it to animal rescue charities and shit. If I were a billionaire, I would be trying my damnedest to go broke before I die.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

Interested to hear examples of this guy’s life advice.

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 5d

I was 2 of those things in high school.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 10d

Spirit Halloween costume named "Guy Javking Off In The Bushes," with the picture of a young Conservative UK activist who looks like an old pervert

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Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 10d

Artifact #1957296 of conservatives having no media literacy whatsoever

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 11d

I’m not tough or strong or anything, but man, I guarantee I could beat the dogshit out of Mike Johnson without breaking a sweat. Like, putting forth less effort than it takes to open a sliding glass door.

Fudge Flintstone @wienerhaver.bsky.social · 11d

That whole fucking song, though.

“In my life
Why do I smile
At people that I’d much rather
Kick in the eye?”

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