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@willkeats.bsky.social

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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · Feb 2

RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!

Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠

Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!

Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 11h

absolutely 🙃

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 11h

also the NIN score is nothing but belters, almost every great moment is during a trent-scored moment. this one sounded so cunty on the Chinese Theatre soundsystem

Infiltrator

open.spotify.com

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 11h

tron ares is sadly a mixed bag but its very worth taking an edible and seeing in IMAX lol

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 11h

buy it from the original creators so streets for all gets funding

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

remember MobileMe lol

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

it’s their best one imo. meet the hollywoods is also incredible but they only do it like every other year bc nimbys whine too much 🙄

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

i would have if given the opportunity!!!

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

brad was there too but who cares when THEE Lewis Hamilton is three seats away lol

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

i was in the same room as lewis hamilton today 🤯

F1 driver & F1 The Movie producer Lewis Hamilton sitting between Jerry Bruckheimer & Joseph Kosinski

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

the best event of the year

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

yes

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

i shook jerry bruckheimer’s hand today lmao

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

an incredible series!!! we are so blessed!!!

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

the dodgers world series trophy is mocking me at gym bar

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

but like it’s not fun tho. you can see their tucked in jerseys but not the color of their underwear. if it’s a wardrobe malfunction at least make it scandalous!!!