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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 7h

He can do so much better

woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 8h

I flew down from my bucolic fishing village because I thought Bryan was gonna give a nice speech and maybe hug his wife and kids and they fucking killed him

AEW Fan Hub @aewfanhub.bsky.social · 9h

What was worse - the plastic bag or that damn briefcase?
#aewfanhub #aew #wrestlesky #prowrestling

woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 10h

Neither Ottawa nor Washington. From Thunder Bay to St Louis we must rise from the ashes of these two failed states...

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 10h

We need a Jays-Brewers World Series to awaken people to the potential of the Great Lakes mega-region. There is no reason why we shouldn't have our own national identity like Cascadia.

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 12h

I can't decide whether he or Alex Zayne are the active wrestler who's most viscerally upsetting to look at

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 14h

To be unnecessarily fair to Quack, there's an interview with Orange and the Best Friends from a few years ago where Chuck is like, he kept insisting on doing Orange and nobody got it, we didn't like it, and then it just *clicked*

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 15h

Someone just dropped an eight hour long video that summarizes the AEW lore, but I will warn you: learning a lot of wrestling lore will leave you dumber than a man who learned nothing

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 16h

Beats the hell out of Fubu Kevin Nash

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 19h

Found the guy who wasn't invited to the swingers retreat

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 19h

Jesus

woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 19h

Average banana ball fan

Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 21h

I strongly recommend Banana Ball youtube.com/@officialban...

It's so much fun to watch that we actually had a platonic room party to watch it while at a swingers' retreat

Banana Ball

Banana Ball has become the fastest and most entertaining game in sports. With its fast-paced rules and emphasis on continuous play, Banana Ball strips away the often criticized lulls and lengthy pause...

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 19h

Alright this is the good shit

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 1d

They're doing a second Salmon Run.

I repeat, they're doing a SECOND Salmon Run.

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 1d

The first time my wife ever watched baseball with me was Game 3 of the 2018 World Series. During the 12th inning she turned to me and said 'how many innings are there in a game?'

woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 1d

I want to know more about the tidal ring.

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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1d

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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 1d

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woebegone jabroni @woebegonejabroni.bsky.social · 1d

I've felt for a long time Chun Li's design has gone way too far in the direction of 'muscle mommy' but I didn't have a safe space to voice that opinion without getting yelled at

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