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🌙 @imthegift.bsky.social · May 12

“Haaaa! You are asking too many questions, buddy.”

[ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

[Kid just... walks out of the nearest fullbody mirror.]

Wait, this isn't my office--

[Sees a very sick Eve.]

...My condolences for interrupting, ma'am! I shall be out of your hair momentarily! [Backing up towards the mirror again.]

𝓔𝒱𝐸. @coeurdelapin.bsky.social · May 8

i feel sick. i hate being alive right now.

( <— wrapped up in a blanket. trembling. )

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🦊 @thabes.bsky.social · May 8

You are yourself, before you are any man's son. Remember that.

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

++ can be answered. Plus, I figure with you being around, I could perhaps work on my problem of seeing asymmetry with a head on approach, does this make sense?

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

. . . I do need a reliable assistant. Keeping DWMA safe is up to the students and teachers and I, but. . . There are a few odd jobs around the academy that need some doing that I just cannot fit in the schedule.

Pay can be negotiated, and jobs can be explained, questions ++

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 8

Of course! At your service, sir.

[ A deep bow, hat clutched in her hand — though, of course, it's not exactly *toward* him. ]

Am I understanding correctly that you may, perchance, have a job for me?

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

Hmm. . . I don't really feel comfortable referring to you as an object to be owned. But I think I see what you mean. You do odd jobs, then, yes?

[He could use help with paperwork and sorting. . . Even though it's sensitive information, the death paperwork is so daunting at times for him to do it ++

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

. . . I did not quite catch that, stranger.

[The reaper would admit. It was a language he hadn't exactly studied, it felt more like ancient and forgotten demonic tongues than a language spoken by the masses. Pushing his reading glasses up the bridge of his nose gently, he looks over the other.]

ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · May 8

"Ai ffŵl neu masochist ydw i? Theatr yw'r llys hwn, hyd yn oed ym marwolaeth."

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

[Once he manages to smooth out the sticking out strands and even tighten the topknot slightly, the Reaper retracts his hands, stepping back to see if that did anything.]

... Hm. Not exactly perfect, but you look at least less off kilter, no offense meant.

[Dusting his hands off.]

IPPONGI . @yuuhitopknot.bsky.social · May 7

interesting …

{ ok now that’s got him questioning just how much hair gel HE uses -

but oh ! huh . the touch is kinda nice actually . just letting this happen . }

…. yeeeaahh , probably . 💧

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

Hair gel, ah, I am quite familiar with such. . . When I stayed over at a friend's apartment, he uses more hair gel than anyone I've ever known.

[Being so careful to gently smooth down the other's hair, humming.]

If I had some on me, this would be an easily remedied situation. . . (💧)

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

++ all on his own. . .]

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 8

Hmm. . . I don't really feel comfortable referring to you as an object to be owned. But I think I see what you mean. You do odd jobs, then, yes?

[He could use help with paperwork and sorting. . . Even though it's sensitive information, the death paperwork is so daunting at times for him to do it ++

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 7

Oh, all manner of things.

[ She reaches up and takes off her cap, clutching it to her chest. ]

I'm an expert-ienced salesperson, you see. What do I offer? My services, of course. If there's a job that needs doing, who better to get it done for a small, small price than your very own ƎNA?

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

[He's not sure if he believes her on that one. This whole interaction is confusing to him.]

What do you do, then? I mean, if you're a businesswoman.

[Probably nothing normal.]

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✧ 𝒜𝑴𝑰𝑨 @animatingfashion.bsky.social · May 7

pastelpalletes*

just a reminder that mizuki is canonically trans. if ANY transphobes come across this account, i'm dropkicking you

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

((slow replies again i need to draw kid but im struggling so oughhe

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

((slow replies, i have therapy in like 30 mins lmfao ))

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

[He's not sure if he believes her on that one. This whole interaction is confusing to him.]

What do you do, then? I mean, if you're a businesswoman.

[Probably nothing normal.]

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 7

Oh!

[ A brief pause. She did Not, in fact, know this. ]

Mmmm..... I see! Well, I'm quite the shrewd businesswoman, you know. I have my ways, Mr. Kid.

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

[Hold on, that's a LOT to process at once. How did she say a backwards E with her mouth. How did she know he was a child of... G0d(?)]

How did you know my father is the current God Of Death?
I'm to take his place. Soon I'll just be "Lord Death", but for now, I'm his son, Death The Kid. ++

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

(( -bows as people throw roses at me- ))

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

(( YEAH I WAS LIKE "WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOO" lmfao

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

++ But just call me Kid. . . I suppose, until the coronation happens. . .?

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

[Hold on, that's a LOT to process at once. How did she say a backwards E with her mouth. How did she know he was a child of... G0d(?)]

How did you know my father is the current God Of Death?
I'm to take his place. Soon I'll just be "Lord Death", but for now, I'm his son, Death The Kid. ++

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 7

“Kishin”. . . ? No, I am ƎNA.

[ She smiles again, and winks at him, though from this angle it... just looks like she blinked. ]

Worry not! I hold absotutely nothing against you. You are still a child of G0D.

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

You-- didn't do anything wrong, though. You're clearly not Kishin, you're just... different. It's not a bad thing in the slightest. If anything, I should be at fault for being so rude and--

[Hiccup. Ohh, that one was bile-y.]

inconsiderate to your feelings. Here in Death City, as long as you ++

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

(( I FREAKED OUT!!! but it was just irls and bots following me sighhhhh ))

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

((woke up to 30+ notifs. oughhhh.... /neg ))

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

++ do not cause chaos or problems, you are safe.

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

You-- didn't do anything wrong, though. You're clearly not Kishin, you're just... different. It's not a bad thing in the slightest. If anything, I should be at fault for being so rude and--

[Hiccup. Ohh, that one was bile-y.]

inconsiderate to your feelings. Here in Death City, as long as you ++

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 7

[ Frowning a bit, though it's more of a thoughtful frown. ]

I'd wager there are many who would positivitely leapfrog at the opportunity to lay the blame upon my own transgressions.

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

(( i have a canon divergent design for dtk i wanna draw but its late so tomorrow ill do it, when i have more energy <3 sorry for the wait, folks. ))

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

(( "or a secret third thing" is a funny phrase to me like girl wtf you hiding? ))

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DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

++ working on this OCD problem in therapy and with a lot of coping skills, however I do recognize how rude it is for me to act that way in front of people who aren't perfect on both sides. Apologies for that.

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

. . . I see your point. Perhaps if I. . .

[Standing his tall, 7'3'' ass up from his desk, and rolling his chair to a side of her that would not cause his insane self to toss cookies.]

[Sits back down. A deep sigh. Seems that did it.]

I appreciate you not getting too upset. I am slowly ++

— ƎNA ! @dreamybbq.bsky.social · May 7

A-haha! Precisely.

[ Still spinning. Maybe because she picked up on the fact that it's helping, or maybe just because she feels like it. Or a secret third thing. Who knows. ]

If you can only see one side of me from your perspective, surely the problem will be resolved, true?

DEATH THE KID! @woefullyasymmetric.bsky.social · May 7

[Peeking up. Is she a kishin or an anomalous being? Seeing her slowly spin kinda makes his stomach feel BETTER for some reason. Still not making eye contact.]

Its more of the. . . fact that. . . you are more polygonal on one side, and more smooth on the other.

[Watching her head & torso spin.]

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