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O-Oh, well, ah,

[ Immediately forgetting what they were even talking about. Patting her back, flustered. ]
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coeurdelapin.bsky.social
life, cold and hard.
wife,

kind of hard too but that’s because she’s partially polygonal.
dreamybbq.bsky.social
] i choked ans hadto put my head down
dreamybbq.bsky.social
NOTHING!!! I SAID NOTHING, YOU STUPID— YOU— UGH, I CAN'T EVEN INSULT YOU BECAUSE I LIKE YOU TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Oh that's perfectly normal you don't have to worry. 🙂
dreamybbq.bsky.social
That's my name, don't use it up.
dreamybbq.bsky.social
I have never ever said any other words in my entire life.
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Maybe we shoul—

[ Clearing her throat Loudly ]

Spectaculous idea, Ms. Eve! I look forward immensely to indulging in your company!
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Not to worry! So have I.
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Oh, when am I ever?
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Ah—

I-I knew. That. 💢
dreamybbq.bsky.social
[ Looking behind her like an owl ]
dreamybbq.bsky.social
You have a wife...!?
dreamybbq.bsky.social
G0D, tell me about it.
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latenightemails.bsky.social
Too late; you've been invited, you're at the party, and it's a place you've seen before.
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Oh! That wasn't an immediate answer. Death penalty?
dreamybbq.bsky.social
Did I do anything inexcusable?
dreamybbq.bsky.social
What the hell happened