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woketoberpus
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · Jul 27
Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?
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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 7h
Not an excuse. You should have been a Woke Baby.
Woke Baby, a book by Mahogany L. Browne
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Big Nasty 🤠☭ @bignasty.bsky.social · 16h
“The Soviets were as bad as the Nazis” is Holocaust denial and fascist propaganda.

It’s also simply ahistorical nonsense. Please educate yourself 🙏

youtu.be/xP8CzlFhc14?...
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
ahh well that's good!
i mean i'm sure they can still drive you crazy (mine would, much as i love them) but i'm glad they're not pieces of shit
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
yeeeees this rules
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
lmao damn
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
i suppose we don't often know much else to say :/
i hope your family doesn't suck at least
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
if that's how it looks to you!
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
yeah that's what i like about longsword, lots of direct blade strikes, you absolutely need to be in full gear to spar with steel. and i still come away with some wicked bruises 😅
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
exactly how it looks
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
true
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
ooooh that's badass

i've always wanted to learn sabre
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
ooh ooh was it destreza i think that's the spanish rapier thing
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 9h
it will get better tree girl 🫂
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
oh no that fucking sucks im so sorry
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
lmao
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
oh shit if bree made it it's gotta be good
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
oh dang you left the windy city?
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
"Meat-Based LLMs" gotta be the greatest list name ever
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
i hope you get a chance to do it again soon! it's a damn shame there aren't more places people can go beat each other up with swords
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
yeag ngl this club is one of a handful of things that make me want to stay in my city
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
oooh hell yeah i love it
i could have said HEMA, specifically i've been learning longsword fencing but my club does practice a couple other styles on the side

then i tried a new medication which kicked off 6 months of intermittent spiraling and i've had such a hard time dragging myself back to it
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
glow in the dark "drop & run" dick tattoo
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
goddamn i really gotta start fencing again
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
yeah i hear that, i'm not too far off

i mean i go to work and i do some things with coworkers, i have some friends i see sometimes

but it's not super often and my coworkers exhaust me even if i'm having fun lol
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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 10h
yeah, i've gotten so good at staying in and sticking to my immediate circle and only branching out online but that's not gonna cut it anymore
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