Woodlouse [18+]
@woodlouse.bsky.social
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hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.

$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character

To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
woodlouse.bsky.social
saw someone other than me type 'kokoro wish' right after i opened bsky and it felt like opening the front door to a shotgun trap
woodlouse.bsky.social
Friend got me a cheapo copy of donnie darko on dvd. gonna watch the shit out of it tonight.
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👀 dm me i will create content for u in exchange for money if u want lmao
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does anyone want to commission me or just give me money so i can buy danny phantom dvd box set rq
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still think that's the coolest shit though
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as a kid i used to pretend to 'go ghost' like danny phantom over and over again. i dont have anything to add beyond that but i really should have gotten tested as a kid
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It's always kinda embarrassing when you're out and about and your mental illness rears its ugly head.
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does anyone want to commission me or just give me money so i can buy danny phantom dvd box set rq
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i may be haunted and flooded with spirits but i got horror flicks..
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sometimes when i sleep my brain will decide arbitrarily to put me through a Nightmare Horror Show full of the worst shit i can imagine (literally) and i will wake up feeling exhausted
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Alright, you know what? Fuck you. *Makes you lactose intolerant.*
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*funky bass riff* (sobbing) he's a phantom
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im so emotional about him im strongly considering playing that stupid looking new nicktoons game so i can get any droplets of new danny content. im thinking about him so much im on the verge of tears
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I'M SO EMO ABOUT HIM. IM SOBBING.
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SECRET AUTISM: I FORGOT HOW INTENSE I GET ABOUT DANNY PHANTOM IN OCTOBER
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ok im only gonna ask once because this is stupid but i really wanna open, like, two tf2 crates. if you like my art and wanna send me like 5 bucks i have a ko-fi. i like to get at least 2 crates every halloween for no reason other than the love of the gamba

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ok im only gonna ask once because this is stupid but i really wanna open, like, two tf2 crates. if you like my art and wanna send me like 5 bucks i have a ko-fi. i like to get at least 2 crates every halloween for no reason other than the love of the gamba

ko-fi.com/woodlouse
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non-con, blood, snuff??///

The thing about the modern vampire is that most things come second to survival. You can claw, sneer, hiss, posture all you want, but when push comes to shove your first priority is always finding the next person to feed off of. To stave off the constant, gnawing hunger.
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very pleased you liked it. tried to evoke some of what i love in your writings here actually
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