Woodlouse [18+]
@woodlouse.bsky.social
V | 20-Something
Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
Give me money for nothing?:
https://ko-fi.com/woodlouse
Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
Give me money for nothing?:
https://ko-fi.com/woodlouse
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hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
why would you watch yu yu hakusho when you could watch dragon ball z
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
why would you watch yu yu hakusho when you could watch dragon ball z
Kid Buu is so cute. I want to take him to baskin robbins. I want to painstakingly teach him how to be nice. I wanna give him a white monster and a brick of dry ramen and watch him visibly settle.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Kid Buu is so cute. I want to take him to baskin robbins. I want to painstakingly teach him how to be nice. I wanna give him a white monster and a brick of dry ramen and watch him visibly settle.
The thing is PB and Finn was so pushed by the show but Finn had infinitely more chemistry with Marceline. Marceline rocked the 'cocky older sister to a boy' vibe do well that I still think of the episode where she kept setting him up to fail asking PB out to the movies and then went with him instead
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The thing is PB and Finn was so pushed by the show but Finn had infinitely more chemistry with Marceline. Marceline rocked the 'cocky older sister to a boy' vibe do well that I still think of the episode where she kept setting him up to fail asking PB out to the movies and then went with him instead
Maybe my roommate is right. Maybe I should make a spreadsheet for what DBZ episodes I have on tape..
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Maybe my roommate is right. Maybe I should make a spreadsheet for what DBZ episodes I have on tape..
r there any trans people who identify really strongly and named themselves after durandal from marathon and if so can i hit
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
r there any trans people who identify really strongly and named themselves after durandal from marathon and if so can i hit
fear and hunger is one of those games that i love to praise but would never actually play. It's intolerable but I love the art and the sheer skin peeling horrific concepts they put forth. Becoming your worst version of yourself and a cult inoculation ritual being Fusing With The Sulfur God Forever,
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
fear and hunger is one of those games that i love to praise but would never actually play. It's intolerable but I love the art and the sheer skin peeling horrific concepts they put forth. Becoming your worst version of yourself and a cult inoculation ritual being Fusing With The Sulfur God Forever,
ok i want to buy my friends christmas gifts does anyone wanna buy access to my nudes alt lmao. rare one time deal of 45 for forever access. after this it goes back up to 60
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
ok i want to buy my friends christmas gifts does anyone wanna buy access to my nudes alt lmao. rare one time deal of 45 for forever access. after this it goes back up to 60
Is there any actual way to play the original halo releases without going out and putting it onto an actual xbox? i know the gearbox port of combat evolved was supposedly bad, but can i seriously not play anything outside of the MCC?
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Is there any actual way to play the original halo releases without going out and putting it onto an actual xbox? i know the gearbox port of combat evolved was supposedly bad, but can i seriously not play anything outside of the MCC?
I wanna think about star wars does anyone have any star wars thoughts
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I wanna think about star wars does anyone have any star wars thoughts
✨️my car got broken into again✨️
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
✨️my car got broken into again✨️
what do you mean people aren't attracted to a fat white cluster b girl with a cock and a deep love for both dragon ball and kenny from south park
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
what do you mean people aren't attracted to a fat white cluster b girl with a cock and a deep love for both dragon ball and kenny from south park
I love eating two hot pockets. There's no greater meal, I find, than two hot pockets.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love eating two hot pockets. There's no greater meal, I find, than two hot pockets.
Having to remind myself that i dont actually have a male preference i just dont have nearly enough men in my life. Its like craving steak after only eating chicken for a year. I wouldnt want it thst badly if i had an even balance..
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Having to remind myself that i dont actually have a male preference i just dont have nearly enough men in my life. Its like craving steak after only eating chicken for a year. I wouldnt want it thst badly if i had an even balance..
*lays eggs on your bed. they're not small either. they're massive. ostritch sized.*
*they're slick*
*they're slick*
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*lays eggs on your bed. they're not small either. they're massive. ostritch sized.*
*they're slick*
*they're slick*
god i am constantly fucking hungry. i miss feeling satisfied
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
god i am constantly fucking hungry. i miss feeling satisfied
let it be known that i am calling it now that durandal is going to be a tie in boss fight in destiny 2 after marathon drops
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
let it be known that i am calling it now that durandal is going to be a tie in boss fight in destiny 2 after marathon drops
lowkey curious about how bugs taste
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
lowkey curious about how bugs taste
id even accept just looking like killer croc. absolute batman killer croc preferred but im not picky
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM
id even accept just looking like killer croc. absolute batman killer croc preferred but im not picky
i don't like how i feel a lot of the time. like, physically. it feels like every time my body does one of its freak spasms it reminds me that i cant just 'stretch' out of place into the body i keep forgetting i dont have.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
i don't like how i feel a lot of the time. like, physically. it feels like every time my body does one of its freak spasms it reminds me that i cant just 'stretch' out of place into the body i keep forgetting i dont have.
Can Destiny 2 finally bite the bullet and let me put normal ornaments on my exotic armor? I want to look good and have a not dogshit loadout, thanks.
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Can Destiny 2 finally bite the bullet and let me put normal ornaments on my exotic armor? I want to look good and have a not dogshit loadout, thanks.
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
me, someone who didnt play firewatch: leave firewatch alone
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
me, someone who didnt play firewatch: leave firewatch alone