Woodlouse [18+]
@woodlouse.bsky.social
V | 20-Something
Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
Give me money for nothing?:
https://ko-fi.com/woodlouse
Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
Give me money for nothing?:
https://ko-fi.com/woodlouse
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hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
Just got a profound urge to go play candy pizzatron
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Just got a profound urge to go play candy pizzatron
psspssps. here kitty.
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
psspssps. here kitty.
turns out making pudding 'savory' was the ultimate play
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
turns out making pudding 'savory' was the ultimate play
so at what follower count do i get my own gaggle of dickboys and dickgirls to pummel my tits nonstop
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
so at what follower count do i get my own gaggle of dickboys and dickgirls to pummel my tits nonstop
Was just sitting here eating my lunch and I got flooded with a flurry of "I love my daddy" thoughts. What the fuck is happening in my brain right now? I should be, like, tired and kinda aggravated right now.
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Was just sitting here eating my lunch and I got flooded with a flurry of "I love my daddy" thoughts. What the fuck is happening in my brain right now? I should be, like, tired and kinda aggravated right now.
if u see me arch my back when i squat im not trying to be sexy my spine is just misaligned
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
if u see me arch my back when i squat im not trying to be sexy my spine is just misaligned
boys and men are different genders, to me. it's not an age thing. it's an aura thing. the gender 'man' is when i look at you and call you "big man" for no reason other than i felt the compulsion
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
boys and men are different genders, to me. it's not an age thing. it's an aura thing. the gender 'man' is when i look at you and call you "big man" for no reason other than i felt the compulsion
fuck wait i have to draw christmas incest. help
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
fuck wait i have to draw christmas incest. help
me: i think hazbin hotel is kind of annoying and unpleasant to look at
my brain, betraying me in the quiet of the night: cause I know youre poison youre feedin me poison addicted to this feelin i cant help but swallow
my brain, betraying me in the quiet of the night: cause I know youre poison youre feedin me poison addicted to this feelin i cant help but swallow
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
me: i think hazbin hotel is kind of annoying and unpleasant to look at
my brain, betraying me in the quiet of the night: cause I know youre poison youre feedin me poison addicted to this feelin i cant help but swallow
my brain, betraying me in the quiet of the night: cause I know youre poison youre feedin me poison addicted to this feelin i cant help but swallow
finally drawing a little bit
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
finally drawing a little bit
i love my mama i love my papa i want to watch dvds
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i love my mama i love my papa i want to watch dvds
okay. showered and fed. back to destiny.
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
okay. showered and fed. back to destiny.
who the fuck are you
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
who the fuck are you
milking your girl: ❌
making your girl milk your cock with her hole: ✔️
making your girl milk your cock with her hole: ✔️
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
milking your girl: ❌
making your girl milk your cock with her hole: ✔️
making your girl milk your cock with her hole: ✔️
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
Jacinthe and lebenne my love
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jacinthe and lebenne my love
im into 2 things, weird girls and big meaty men.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
im into 2 things, weird girls and big meaty men.
what if i was a moody counterculture girl in your class and you were some vague sportsman and we got paired up together for a project and you were over at my house and i just kinda genuinely fucking hated you. you are an emblem of everything i detest. and you are leaning over me to put a-
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
what if i was a moody counterculture girl in your class and you were some vague sportsman and we got paired up together for a project and you were over at my house and i just kinda genuinely fucking hated you. you are an emblem of everything i detest. and you are leaning over me to put a-
fuck you in the next persona game we're making him transgender
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
fuck you in the next persona game we're making him transgender
bouncing your balls in my hand and going 'so what are your pronouns'
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
bouncing your balls in my hand and going 'so what are your pronouns'
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
bank account overdraft who wants to pay 30 for access to my nudes account lol
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
bank account overdraft who wants to pay 30 for access to my nudes account lol
knowing lots of people with some brand of identity disorder has really removed a lot of horror in the "[x] isn't here right now..." like oh whats up [x]s headmate Brandon. I'm fixing some mac n' cheese.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
knowing lots of people with some brand of identity disorder has really removed a lot of horror in the "[x] isn't here right now..." like oh whats up [x]s headmate Brandon. I'm fixing some mac n' cheese.
always really funny to see fnf art where the artist is actively trying to hold back from masturbating to the girlfriend as they draw
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
always really funny to see fnf art where the artist is actively trying to hold back from masturbating to the girlfriend as they draw
I kinda want a Labubu. This is proof I need to stop using the internet.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I kinda want a Labubu. This is proof I need to stop using the internet.