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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 5h
Anti-hiccups nonprofit
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 10h
(Sheepishly) I don’t really actually mind sucka MCs…
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11h
Dying
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 1d
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 1d
www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto...
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA
Somehow it was able to escape its crate, open the car door and make its way to the customer pick-up area at the North York location.
www.theglobeandmail.com
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 2d
George Carlin: how come we PARK on the driveway, and drive, on the PARK way
Me: not worried about it george
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 2d
The Mask gag in the promo image is apt: every few years sean discovers a haunted podcasting accessory (idk like a pop filter or a windsock) that possesses him to talk about horror films for a month, unable to be stopped by mortals
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 4d
The second episode of 31 Murders To Midnight, the series when I review 31 horror movies (and some other stuff) for 31 minutes each in October 2025, is now live for subscribers to the patreon patreon.com/sfultra
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 5d
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 5d
I love that the old shredded wheat cereal was a giant one you manually broke into chunks and then they were like…. Get ready you dumb ass kids they’re “spoon size” now you dunces
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 7d
Reaper feels like this if you’ve used audacity
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 7d
We live under capitalism and it seems like forever gonna be that…but so, too, did the divine right of kings.
—the costco guys
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 10d
Its literally impossible
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
I just remembered I found one on the street the other day and was really confused by what it was until I realized it was an ass. It was kind of like this but it was upside down and being thrown out
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
If you’re free later me and some guys are gonna hate and love some architects
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
I love on below deck sailing yacht when they make the crew set up elaborate 3000 pound pool toys for the charter guests, the process takes 2 hours and several crew members, and the guests kind of play on it for 10 minutes and go back to drinking
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
The default kind with the magic marker cursive lettering is bad enough, but the idea that it’s like, a suitable substitute for how neon looks is also shameful
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
My most boomer complaint is I haaate the clear acrylic LED ‘neon’ signs
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 11d
the wojak in the corner of the party thinks the other people at the party don't know. but based on the stuff the people dancing are saying to one another, it kiiind of seems like they do know...
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 12d
My third "31 horror films in 31 days" podcast series begins tomorrow. It's called 31 Murders To Midnight and is available to subscribers of the patreon. I will talk about each film (or tv show or short, sorry) for 31 minutes. There will be five weekly episodes. It's good. patreon.com/sfultra
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Thomas Ragon @thomasragon.bsky.social · 12d
Marcel Jeanjean, "Histoire du vin", 1924
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 12d
The 4 words that will make him look up from his phone
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 12d
Recently a guy who works for the current incarnation of heavy metal kept tagging me thinking the account belonged this artist
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 12d
Will Simpson
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will @wormsimpson.bsky.social · 12d
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 15d
bsky.app/profile/noch... patreon.com/sfultra big October ahead
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