Wozza Bee 🐝
@wozzabee.bsky.social
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Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/vhGk6--T6v3TMOz_PqaAFj858rcUEeKpEZzg6HqRUodmpD5zE1VOuKABVK7M8Y4- This machine kills fascists. Etiolated sloucher. Poet, cyclist, wedding celebrant. Sometimes you run your best race and still finish last, and that’s OK.
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Five will make you get back where you came from…
wozzabee.bsky.social
You don’t sail through a Hemingway novel, you have to row.
wozzabee.bsky.social
Hemingway was a hack.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
wozzabee.bsky.social
Unfortunately you’ve only blocked 1000th of him, he’s got more accounts than Barclays.
wozzabee.bsky.social
That looks a lot like Jazz Cunt alright…
wozzabee.bsky.social
Some of us are still hot…
cjayanetti.bsky.social
"Post you from a different era" is middle-aged Bluesky code for "lemme see you when you were hot"
wozzabee.bsky.social
I came here to say that but you pipped me to it…
wozzabee.bsky.social
Hello bradycardia my old friend….
Smartphone screen showing resting heart rate.
wozzabee.bsky.social
It’s days like today that I wish Microsoft Outlook had a ‘Block Sender and instigate tactical airstrike’ function.
wozzabee.bsky.social
I’m married so I rarely do this sort of stuff on my own, but I have no problem doing so when the need arises. I actually enjoy my own company.
wozzabee.bsky.social
My new kitchen cleaner is great but I’m not sure that the bottle contains a megalitre of fluid as the label suggests, given that this literally means 1 million litres.
Dettol kitchen cleaner.
wozzabee.bsky.social
I remember a similar conversation after £4 million worth of paintings were stolen from the Whitworth gallery in Manchester: ‘the alarm wasn’t set’
wozzabee.bsky.social
Well done to this guy for entrusting his future happiness to a fucking calculator.
wozzabee.bsky.social
I don’t know about that…
wozzabee.bsky.social
I’ve never had this fear that people speak of. I must be wired up different.
wozzabee.bsky.social
If I was doing this, here’s number 1 and 2, in any order you like.
wozzabee.bsky.social
I think you could be in here…
wozzabee.bsky.social
Just earned myself a bottle of wine…
#FitnessWanker #WineWanker
Strava image of a 5km run A bottle of Sangiovese