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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 10m

also a lot of people just out and out lying about how likely they would be to identify it successfully

Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 21m

because my cats were getting fat as hell and i am incredibly lazy. Although I think mine keeps to an offline schedule just fine?

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 21m

yeah you can't judge people so quickly for getting a nazi tattoo and having a history of posting shitty racist and sexist comments

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 27m

graham platner has a stellar blade body pillow but he altered the face to make it more Caucasian

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 29m

ssh root@catfeeder
crontab -e

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 32m

well the hypergamy page has no pronunciation guide but it does have a link to 'female sneakiness' so i can't help

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 35m

does it help you to know that the Foid article contains the heading: "women are *literally*[emphasis added] spoiled children"

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 39m

i really enjoy a good wikipedia rabbit hole on the incelwiki to reduce my faith in humanity

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 46m

short for femoid, which is an incel term for females.

> Femoids, also known as foids, are semi-humanoid hypergamous solipsistic creatures that are only genuinely attracted to Chads.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

tomorrow, of course, will be 'that time graham platner microwaved a play-doh container and fucked it' day

Followed by 'graham platner admits to doing a blackface Halloween costume of which there is a photo but this particular blackface photo isn't him' day

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

i look forward to 8 hours from now when we learn that graham platner is the one who shocked hassan's dog

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

"I just need to" meme where all the text is "survive this scandal"

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

okay i've survived the blackwater mercenary thing

okay i've survived the racist reddit posts thing

okay i've survived the *sexist* reddit posts thing

okay i've survived the SS tattoo thing

okay i

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

in showing the covering people noticed a 1919 tattoo, which is probably an anodyne trail club thing but at this point

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

the fun thing is that they all have to describe it as a skull and crossbones, which uh, okay, out of all the possible ways to draw that, which one did he pick?

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

I mean to be fair, I think you being an illiterate dipstick has had a butterfly effect on your life.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 1h

kind of a minor thing but it's 'apologist'.

If you're going to be a dipshit, you should at least talk right.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

also maybe letting a croatian meth head assault you with a needle while you're blotto is a sign of poor judgement

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

well see when you get very mad and just start mashing your face into the keyboard, all sorts of crazy shit comes out

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

if i were this guy i'd strap myself into the James Bond laser, personally

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

I mean, i think opposing israel by supporting the guy with the SS tattoo is uh, a red flag.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

bro is posting from an EarthLink MailStation you gotta make allowances

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

just get a big black square over it, man. please.

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

I'm sorry but even if you're dumb enough to swallow this story, susan collins is going to make this man eat this tattoo every day until she puts up numbers kim jong-un finds tacky

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social · 2h

so you think a guy who got a nazi tattoo, didn't notice for 20 years, and then got maybe the worst cover job i've ever seen, is going to approach his job with more diligence than he does his own body?

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