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xanderpussrex.bsky.social
Xanderpuss
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my even more worst
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · Oct 4
My new mantra
Death comes for us all, but billionaires first
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 1h
George Lucas Star Wars bad guy ass name www.newsweek.com/full-list-yo...
Joe Maligno - New York - his comments included joking about gas chambers and a "Hitler aesthetic."
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 3h
I was walking down the street in Memphis about 20 years ago and some dude shouted out of a truck "faggot!", and I'm not even gay.

Point being, young men in trucks are shitty people
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 4h
Swam pass
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 4h
MacGoobutt
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Yee yee @yeeyee187.bsky.social · 12h
“When he would cum it sounded like putting a quarter in the garbage disposal”
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 14h
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12h
Culito lluvioso
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12h
You're canceled
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12h
It is now
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12h
The marianas trench of shame
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12h
Mush tush
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Hbd, brew! Blow out the candles on your qdoba tres leches cake!
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
THIS is the one I thought was the worst
bsky.app/profile/xand...
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Soupy pooppipe
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not that old!
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Soggy caboose
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Oh wait, there are 3. That's news to me
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Idk, never been to one. I don't think there are any here either.
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Gooey glutes
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Depends on the frequency I'd say. If they're already maxed out on Mexican per capita, then there's no room for more. Like when dunkin donuts or krispy kreme tries to open new locations in Houston but we're already too saturated with shipley for it to succeed.
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Dewy dumper
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
They've got real mexican food in New Mexico
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Why you watching all these videos of toddlers?
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Soupy pooppipe
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Moist dumptruck
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Steamy bussy
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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13h
Shell slugs
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