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Xanderpuss

@xanderpussrex.bsky.social

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my even more worst

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · Oct 4

My new mantra

Death comes for us all, but billionaires first

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 2h

This is part of the reason I'm on the verge of going back to pirating everything. If it's going to be bootleg anyway, why bother paying a middleman for something I can do myself?

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 15h

He always showed up. Be it at a game. Be it at an arraignment. He was always there for me to let me know, if nothing else, I wouldn't be fighting alone.

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

What’s ONE green flag about your father?

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

The slur for half-irish/half-Italian people is MacAroni

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

It's like limp bizkit, but with less intelligible lyrics

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

Next time make a pearl jam reference. I promise I can work with that

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

#humoristsofbluesky

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

I'm young gen-x!

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

Oh no I don't know enough limp bizkit references to respond clever3

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19h

Matching old t-shirts and old gym shorts

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20h

Centerpoint report outage on Google "you visit often"

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20h

My power just went out. It's 85° and no clouds in the sky and I just put this on the stove. Thanks, Greg Abbott, you bitchass motherfucker.

On the bright side, I guess no more work

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20h

I've never been, but I imagine it's essentially the same as the Rodeo minus the cows and shit?

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20h

Paid for by the Visit! Houston! Campaign!

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20h

4-wheelers, welcome to the resistance

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21h

Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.

Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident

LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.

nyti.ms

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 21h

It's fascism without any of the benefits. At least mussolini made the trains run on time. What's Trump done, allowed assholes to say the n-word? Not even really that. People inclined to say that are still going to be looking over their shoulders first.