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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 16h

a cartoon explosion with the word arch written in the middle

Alt: “Snaaaaake! Snaaaaake! Ohhhhh, it’s a snaaaaake” as depicted in badger badger badger badger, etc.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 1d

I was so excited to put Dawnsire in my Toralf deck and the two times I’ve pulled it off have been some of my greatest Magic thrills. SPAAAAAAACE

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CubeCon @cubecon.org · 10d

Don't miss BarCube at CubeCon this year, an event so nice we're doing it twice! Everything you could want is on the menu. Let us know what drink pairings go with each cube! #CubeCon2025 #mtgcube

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 3d

We are getting pretty hyped for @cubecon.org aboard the starship WarrenFish! I’ll be at @mistymountaingames.com when they open on Wednesday with cubecobra.com/cube/overvie... on me and hope to see you there!

On June 7, 2024 the Junkies Air Force established a cube for the bottom one percent of its drafters.
Its purpose was to troll the absolute idea of Magic and to ensure that the handful of players who 3-0'd were the sickest fools in the world.
They were success-adjacent.
Today, the Junkies call it Nonsense Camp.
The flyers call it:
DANGER ZONE

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 3d

I, too, am excited to draft this cube

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haganbmj @griselbrand.com · 3d

While trying to figure out what cubes I want to draft this year at CubeCon I wound up hacking together a basic cube comparison page over the weekend to help identify some candidates. #MTGCube

cube.griselbrand.com

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 6d

The times I succumb to temptation most often are when there are two combo pieces in the pack. Yesterday I took stifle when dreadnaught was also in the pack and I felt like a million bucks when that 12/12 came back.

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JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · 13d

This whole section really.

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 15d

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 16d

Thanks to @tpug.bsky.social, I had an unreal lunch at Your Only Friend DC including a Chicky Pep #2, Cacio e Pepe fries, and a Rugbrød old fashioned. Don’t miss this food if you are out here.

Incredible sandwich with chicken, hot peppers, and cheese.

Dried coated with cheese and pepper dust. Tastes like Firenze.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 16d

Awesome. I got a “root beer old fashioned” that has birch-infused bourbon and a carroway akvavit and it’s magnificent.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 16d

Finally able to corroborate this for myself and it is indeed incredible. Also notable: Cacio e Pepe fries.

Fresh french fries coated with cheese and pepper, delivering an incredible Cacio e Pepe experience.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 17d

Atrocities forgiven?

Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 17d

The eternal struggle! I got one down to 405 only to crack, add three cards, and make it 17-card packs. :-)

Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 17d

Oooh! What are your latest additions! I’ve been looking at Coalstoke Gearhulk and Lightning, Army of One for my Mardu cube.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 17d

Dang! I hope it doesn’t go longer than that!

Have you drafted any sweet cubes lately?

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

I also got to play against the runner-up of @capitolcube.org, @melissingout.bsky.social in this draft which was awesome. Thank you everyone for putting up with my nonsense and for an unforgettable cube time!

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

To close out this event, I cringe-drafted my own Tresserhorn Gardens and had a terrific Time Sieve deck with Master of the Bridge. I never got to go to infinite turns, but had all the pieces. Both Tezzerets were sweet.

I got the trophy and took home a pin and apologize for nothing.

Tezzeret, Master of The Bridge has made Ugin, Scion of Storms a free spell. This opponent did not prevail.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

For casual day 2, my first draft was of @thecubemiser.bsky.social ‘s synergy cube and I had what seemed like a fairly solid GBw enchantment deck for this format. I went 1-2 against Hogaak in some intensely close and intricate games and then won the next round before we broke to draft again.

Mostly golgari enchantress deck. Eidolon of Blossoms and Doomwake Giant made it good.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

My final draft of the event itself was The Depleted Lands cubecobra.com/cube/overvie... which I was only sort-of equipped to do after two other drafts but I got a pestilence deck and a pretty good land base for this kind of desert cube. I won round one decisively and then lost two close ones.

Draft deck from The Depleted Lands. We had a big sand worm and a nasty bug as well as land recursion and crypt rats on top of pestilence.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

Next was The Hall of Legends where I went for as many single-pip legends as I could get plus a few busted cards. I got to hard-cast seven-mana Atraxa and then clone her twice. cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...

My deck from this cube. Jodah was threatening but never did anything before dying.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

First up was The Oldest School by @phantooom.bsky.social and I took myself back to 1995 with this silliness. It ended up 1-2 but I had some gross plays like the juggernaut I posted on Saturday. cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...

Draft pool from The Oldest School. Highlights include drop of honey and mahamoto djinn.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 18d

Adventure report from @capitolcube.org 2025! I had a fantastic time and am grateful to @dvdsn.bsky.social for putting on a superb event. I did five drafts over two days and am excited to share.

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Warren Fish @xoanon.net · 19d

For those who come after

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Anthony @anthony.luckypaper.co · 19d

Had such a blast at Capital Cube Championships this year, and I'm so excited to add this shiny Top 8 pin to my collection! This is how you bait me into playing three drafts in 1 day.

My decks from The Depleted Lands, Tresserhorn Gardens, and Compost Cube.

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