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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 4h

I think this is the third design I’ve seen for this mold.

I think someone is probably laughing that I said “third”.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 23h

Their allyship is more performative than John Barrowman in an SS uniform.

I know this one’s kinda backwards, but it’s a gay actor playing an actor playing a nazi. The point is it’s literally a multiple layers of performance.

Shut up. I’m tired.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 23h

I hope he runs into someone dressed as Dracula who can later correct a movie director on what someone sounds like when they’ve been fatally stabbed.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

Last time that happened, we got the Anglican Church.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

If I gave him credit he’ll have already defaulted on it.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

… I’m slightly ashamed of all of us that it took this long to put this together, but at the same time I have way worse problems than not thinking of it.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

I was completely ignoring Hoyo before it was cool.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

Two big pipe organs fold up into tape cassettes.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

When your shit is so fucked up that country music from the last century not only sounds good but relatable?

That’s when you know you need some help.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

… That’s like cable without paying as much for airtime. That’s the most basic fucking idea available.

And yet here we are.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone knows what “David Allen Coe” rough means, that’s been my week.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

He’s been in a position with personal power for some time, though this may be a position with ultimate political power and no personal power.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the maximal logo.

They’re not the right megafauna.

What are you doing in there, Dina?

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

Is it weird that my counter reaction is to treat “Likud” as a slur for Jewish people?

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

For once, I’m too out of the loop to wonder what to expect.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I was told to say “Boris sent me.”

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I thought we were the first generation to accuse old folk of having brain rot.

No, I’m being literal.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

Shame on him. The only tiny robots worth listening to are Frank Welker.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of supply, not enough demand at that price. Literally no other way to spin it. Charging $100 retail is losing money. Only way to bump demand is to pay everyone more.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, he’s dead now.

Also yeah, that’s the point. He’s alive and kind of an ass the whole movie.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t observe Catholic dogma and I still gave Leo props for pointing out that while he’s a big problem, there are more and bigger problems people need to recognize that enable that big problem. I don’t agree on everything he stands for, but it was well said.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, I don’t observe Revelation as literal or some sort of goal or in some sort of blamable antagonist, so there’s not really a need for me to cast a role like that…

Though in literal terms, anti-Christness has been very clear for some time and refusal to see or address that has been rough.

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

At least these aren’t those snooty slimes…

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, you could always try The Last Crusade if you need a break.

Wait, how the fuck did I miss Sean Connery?!

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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

I wasn’t as much a fan of parts of the excursion trip and think it could have been written a bit better, but I liked the rest of The Last Jedi just fine. No idea why people make it their life’s mission to complain about it.

I understand Rise of Skywalker a bit, though. The premise was iffy.

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