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xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 8h

Their allyship is more performative than John Barrowman in an SS uniform.

I know this one’s kinda backwards, but it’s a gay actor playing an actor playing a nazi. The point is it’s literally a multiple layers of performance.

Shut up. I’m tired.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 9h

I hope he runs into someone dressed as Dracula who can later correct a movie director on what someone sounds like when they’ve been fatally stabbed.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 17h

Last time that happened, we got the Anglican Church.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 17h

If I gave him credit he’ll have already defaulted on it.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

… I’m slightly ashamed of all of us that it took this long to put this together, but at the same time I have way worse problems than not thinking of it.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

I was completely ignoring Hoyo before it was cool.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

Two big pipe organs fold up into tape cassettes.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

When your shit is so fucked up that country music from the last century not only sounds good but relatable?

That’s when you know you need some help.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

… That’s like cable without paying as much for airtime. That’s the most basic fucking idea available.

And yet here we are.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 18h

If anyone knows what “David Allen Coe” rough means, that’s been my week.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 21h

He’s been in a position with personal power for some time, though this may be a position with ultimate political power and no personal power.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 21h

That’s the maximal logo.

They’re not the right megafauna.

What are you doing in there, Dina?

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

Is it weird that my counter reaction is to treat “Likud” as a slur for Jewish people?

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

For once, I’m too out of the loop to wonder what to expect.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

I was told to say “Boris sent me.”

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

I thought we were the first generation to accuse old folk of having brain rot.

No, I’m being literal.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 1d

Shame on him. The only tiny robots worth listening to are Frank Welker.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of supply, not enough demand at that price. Literally no other way to spin it. Charging $100 retail is losing money. Only way to bump demand is to pay everyone more.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, he’s dead now.

Also yeah, that’s the point. He’s alive and kind of an ass the whole movie.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t observe Catholic dogma and I still gave Leo props for pointing out that while he’s a big problem, there are more and bigger problems people need to recognize that enable that big problem. I don’t agree on everything he stands for, but it was well said.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, I don’t observe Revelation as literal or some sort of goal or in some sort of blamable antagonist, so there’s not really a need for me to cast a role like that…

Though in literal terms, anti-Christness has been very clear for some time and refusal to see or address that has been rough.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

At least these aren’t those snooty slimes…

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, you could always try The Last Crusade if you need a break.

Wait, how the fuck did I miss Sean Connery?!

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn’t as much a fan of parts of the excursion trip and think it could have been written a bit better, but I liked the rest of The Last Jedi just fine. No idea why people make it their life’s mission to complain about it.

I understand Rise of Skywalker a bit, though. The premise was iffy.

xwiry @xwiry.bsky.social · 3d

Hard agree. While the Konami Code and og composers set up an amazing foundation, especially with the instrumental section in the middle, you really sold the mood and set tone with the lyrics and vocal performance.