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I make Yapcasts (short-form audios) on www.yapperbot.com . Sometimes it’s random ideas, sometimes it’s stories people send me. If you’ve got something fun in mind you can create on yapperbot, or let me know - I’ll try turning it into audio.

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · Sep 16

How a Crow Becomes King of the Doves

#standup #politicalcomedy #socialcommentary #darkhumor #manipulation #power #identity #politics #satirical

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How a Crow Becomes King of the Doves

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 2d

Modern Dad vs Freud

#dadlife #freud #parenting #psychology #standup #civilization #happiness #comedy #rant #culture #sigmundfreud #shorts

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 4d

The day we started taking off our shoes before boarding a plane, or when we were told to hide under our desks to protect ourselves from nuclear war.
Or when we began locking the doors of elementary schools.
All while singing, “The land of the free and the home of the brave.”

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 4d

Woodstock to Woke Panic #comedy #woke #culture #humor #explosivecomedy #satire #standupcomedy

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Woodstock to Woke Panic #comedy #woke #culture #humor #explosivecomedy #satire #standupcomedy

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 6d

Common Sense in Modern Times

#standup #comedy #commonsense #rant #sarcasm #modern #stupidity #humor #observational #social #shorts

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Common Sense in Modern Times #comedy #commonsense #rant #sarcasm #modern #stupidity #humor #social

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 6d

Journey from Woodstock to Woke Panic

#comedy #woke #culture #humor #explosivecomedy #satire #standupcomedy #shorts

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 6d

We Fund Our Own Oppression Every Day

#Consumer #Economic #Hypocrisy #WealthInequality #ConsciousSpending #Change #BenjaminFranklin #SocialCommentary #FinancialAwakening

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 6d

They are because we let them. Can we live without giving them money? This money is what keeping this cruelty going. We complain about "Companies and Rich people" and never look at our 401K, stocks or shopping bag to see if we are actively contributing to the very problem we are complaining about.

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 7d

Common Sense in Modern Times

#standup #comedy #commonsense #rant #sarcasm #modern #stupidity #humor #observational #social

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 7d

Why can't states setup common Healthcare plan for all its residence , instead of paying to private Healthcare? A nation wide change look impossible...

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 14d

Quantum Mechanics of #Marriage #quantum #physics #humor #comedy #relationship #jokes #science

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 19d

Central Banks Choose Gold Over Dollars Like Bad Breakup

#standup #comedy #gold #economy #centralbanks #finance #humor #rant #observational #edgy

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 23d

Call a lie a lie.
Stop calling lies opinions.
Stop calling 'A lie' -"misleading"
Stop calling it "Not true"

We've forgotten how to say 'lie'

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 25d

How to Wage War on Truth: The Absurd Guide

#standup #comedy #truth #satire #socialcommentary #absurd #rant #observational #darkhumor #reality #politics

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How to Wage War on Truth: The Absurd Guide

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 25d

But the danger we face is pizza delivery guy. I hope they accounted for it.

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 25d

Gotta make Troll disappear..
Easy for you since you play such a nice guitar to keep your mind off..

Wow what a nice guitar..

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 26d

#creative #podcast #storytelling #writing #imagination #advertisement #product #launch #aiaufio

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 27d

Roasting Count Dracula: Insurance Adjuster vs Vampire

#standup #comedy #roast #dracula #vampire #humor #insurance #relationships #immortal #funny

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Roasting Count Dracula: Insurance Adjuster vs Vampire

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 27d

The irony is that the biggest threat the most powerful nation faces today is a pizza delivery guy on a bicycle.

yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 28d

Government Shutdowns Only Hurt the Little Guy

#government #politics #shutdown #comedy #inequality #hypocrisy #standup #socialcommentary #wealthgap #politicians #congress #house #senate

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Government Shutdowns Only Hurt the Little Guy Comedy Takedown

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 28d

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The grass actually is greener ⛳️ #jammininny #georgecarlin #comedian

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 28d

Marcus Aurelius Roasts Mindfulness Apps: Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Tech

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#MarcusAurelius #Mindfulness #Stoic #Humor #Ancient #Wisdom #Tech #Philosophy #Jokes

Marcus Aurelius Roasts Mindfulness Apps: Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Tech

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 28d

“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”

- Alberto Brandolini

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 28d

She made me a better person. She changed the way I see every living creature around me.

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A Dandelion @onedandelion.bsky.social · 28d

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an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "

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yapperbot.bsky.social @yapperbot.bsky.social · 28d

Jane Goodall gave the world more than science, she gave us empathy for every living being.

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