it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃
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I have 100000000 meetings and a slide deck to finish
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Took some codeine for the most dizzying period cramps I’ve had in a while. Then I took more because why is it not working in 4 minutes? And now it has been 30 minutes 🙃 pains gone but I can see extraterrestrials
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Look Joel; it’s not about the content of the comment- it’s about how much we can upset Susanna today KEEP UP
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
No I replumbed the whole kitchen for my bath. They can have tea another time.
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Any “what a waste of food!” Comments from people who literally wouldn’t stop to help a crying child
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Office lunchtime bath. I bought my own inflatable one.
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I told Susanne I bet her house stinks of cat piss because she was popping off about having dogs off lead in public parks.

Two cats in her profile pic. Easy target 🎯
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
It’s so tempting to set up a “Day _ of upsetting boomers on the Next Door app” podcast
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I do love all dogs but every Shiba Inu I’ve ever met has been an insufferable little cunt
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Sure because you don’t try and kill yourself by accident enough 🥲
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
The dog has informed me she would like to go bodyboarding
yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Daphne Du Maurier is the only author I’ve found who properly understands women; she spotlights deep intricate feelings we are haunted by but don’t have words for. Each chapter fills me with a sickly anticipation waiting for the next “surprise” moment of recognition. And I can’t stop reading her.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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“Let’s go to the park and do a cute autumn photo shoot”
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Just allowing outright misogynistic events to take place now is it? Nice one guys