Spaggle Bells
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Staying delulu is the solulu 💡
Who’s that deputy speaker? A woman in a power suit HNNNGGGG
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Who’s that deputy speaker? A woman in a power suit HNNNGGGG
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience
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Just accidentally said "Mansun Tax" instead of "Mansion Tax" and scared some cry baby indie boys x
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just accidentally said "Mansun Tax" instead of "Mansion Tax" and scared some cry baby indie boys x
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I don't know if I just don't really care, but why is this such a massive deal? You were going to tell us what the budget is anyway. Were you planning to rewrite it in the hour or so before you stood up to tell us what the budget says?!
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has said the unprecedented pre-Budget publication of the Office for Budget Responsibility’s document was “deeply disappointing and a serious error on their part”
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I don't know if I just don't really care, but why is this such a massive deal? You were going to tell us what the budget is anyway. Were you planning to rewrite it in the hour or so before you stood up to tell us what the budget says?!
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
I feel like her saying “compared to when liz truss was prime minister” is the lowest bar you could draw from
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I feel like her saying “compared to when liz truss was prime minister” is the lowest bar you could draw from
I know I shouldn’t but I truly love fighting with Americans in comments sections.
It’s literally become a hobby. I actively seek them out to inflame them with a “British people are your grandparents” comment or something. They go mental.
It’s literally become a hobby. I actively seek them out to inflame them with a “British people are your grandparents” comment or something. They go mental.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I know I shouldn’t but I truly love fighting with Americans in comments sections.
It’s literally become a hobby. I actively seek them out to inflame them with a “British people are your grandparents” comment or something. They go mental.
It’s literally become a hobby. I actively seek them out to inflame them with a “British people are your grandparents” comment or something. They go mental.
Place your bets
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Place your bets
My milkshake tax brings all the (diabetic) boys to the yard (to protest)
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My milkshake tax brings all the (diabetic) boys to the yard (to protest)
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Why do dogs float?
Because they’re good buoys
Because they’re good buoys
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Why do dogs float?
Because they’re good buoys
Because they’re good buoys
Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
And yes it does. Actually it’s a trigger categorised as a category A national emergency and they regularly model this specific catastrophe and will be able to come up with an easy fix within a few hours. Some stuff was classified on this; I suppose we have secret things we’d action. Exciting!
I’ve been down a rabbit hole since 3:30am when I googled “Does London have a plan if all the bridges got destroyed”
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And yes it does. Actually it’s a trigger categorised as a category A national emergency and they regularly model this specific catastrophe and will be able to come up with an easy fix within a few hours. Some stuff was classified on this; I suppose we have secret things we’d action. Exciting!
I’ve been down a rabbit hole since 3:30am when I googled “Does London have a plan if all the bridges got destroyed”
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’ve been down a rabbit hole since 3:30am when I googled “Does London have a plan if all the bridges got destroyed”
Autumn budget
a person holding a large rock with a hammer on it
ALT: a person holding a large rock with a hammer on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Autumn budget
Is thisssss only on a Friday night then orrrr… www.bbc.com/news/article...
Friday-night drug deals helping Russian war machine, UK crime agency warns
The National Crime Agency says a "vast criminal ecosystem" funds "really bad things" around the world.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is thisssss only on a Friday night then orrrr… www.bbc.com/news/article...
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November 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’m so tired of watching Christmas ads competing for saccharinity
Oh no a boy has lost his llama and his mum and dad are divorced and the llama is a metaphor waaaa
Shut up show me blood
Oh no a boy has lost his llama and his mum and dad are divorced and the llama is a metaphor waaaa
Shut up show me blood
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m so tired of watching Christmas ads competing for saccharinity
Oh no a boy has lost his llama and his mum and dad are divorced and the llama is a metaphor waaaa
Shut up show me blood
Oh no a boy has lost his llama and his mum and dad are divorced and the llama is a metaphor waaaa
Shut up show me blood
Robert, I do not like the infiltration of NFL in the UK
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Robert, I do not like the infiltration of NFL in the UK
You know if there’s a field of cows and they’re grazing, and eat a whole load of liberty cap mushrooms- do they then get high and hallucinate god? Or does it affect cows differently? Interested to know about any ruminants though, not just cows.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You know if there’s a field of cows and they’re grazing, and eat a whole load of liberty cap mushrooms- do they then get high and hallucinate god? Or does it affect cows differently? Interested to know about any ruminants though, not just cows.
Met my friend in the park who is very early stage pregnancy and she is so hungry and also full of rage. She was chomping at the bit to start a fight with a football coach.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Met my friend in the park who is very early stage pregnancy and she is so hungry and also full of rage. She was chomping at the bit to start a fight with a football coach.
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We are two days on from the sentencing of Nathan Gill, Reform Wales Leader, for taking bribes from a hostile state. Sent down for 10.5 years. It’s a big deal.
Chances of Kuensberg or Phillips dedicating their Shows to it??? Half their Shows even?
Negligible .
Chances of Kuensberg or Phillips dedicating their Shows to it??? Half their Shows even?
Negligible .
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
We are two days on from the sentencing of Nathan Gill, Reform Wales Leader, for taking bribes from a hostile state. Sent down for 10.5 years. It’s a big deal.
Chances of Kuensberg or Phillips dedicating their Shows to it??? Half their Shows even?
Negligible .
Chances of Kuensberg or Phillips dedicating their Shows to it??? Half their Shows even?
Negligible .
I hate this shit. What do you mean “how did we do?” Like it’s a fucking performance review. Needing reassurance from mother.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I hate this shit. What do you mean “how did we do?” Like it’s a fucking performance review. Needing reassurance from mother.
Also autistic people are mint so it’s not a bad thing
What do vaccines do?
Vaccines save lives!
Any other opinion is batshittery.!
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
Vaccines save lives!
Any other opinion is batshittery.!
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
CDC forced to say vaccines “may cause autism” on website
The CDC has updated its website to say vaccines “may cause autism,” contradicting decades of scientific research and sparking backlash
www.thecanary.co
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Also autistic people are mint so it’s not a bad thing
Found a new wrinkle. It appeared overnight.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Found a new wrinkle. It appeared overnight.
Had a hangover subway and learning jalapeños are a bad choice for a stomach lining in tatters.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Had a hangover subway and learning jalapeños are a bad choice for a stomach lining in tatters.