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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐

@zachsamaphone.bsky.social

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Aspiring stay-at-home folk singer

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · Nov 14

This is Meow Meow. He is a cat

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 10h

Jesse is going to shart himself just looking at this and make some elaborate cover up post about how he didn’t shart himself after seeing this

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 12h

Did you start a fight

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 12h

Ask him how much a ride is. Mustache guys love getting asked that

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 12h

Hell yeah that shits cool as hell

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 15h

Look at that juicy dunk job on the fish slab and all them dang chips

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 19h

Lmfaooooo, at least we thought the same

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 20h

You ever make whoopy in that truck

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 20h

He sounds like a chainsaw getting started

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 20h

Hell yeah

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 20h

Drum circle time

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 21h

You have pubes older than that

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 21h

Drive home after a show at our age??? Are you on dope?

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

We’ll never know if the skies are blue because it blocks out the sun like Mr Burns tried to do

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna do weed and play more Silksong

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

He was my best goodest friend and even I know that’s something you don’t find every day

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

I am already exhausted just reading this

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah pickles

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

If you were a Greg we’d put you in our pocket

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

We don’t have a song sully and if we did it would be Van Halen

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Guys from Minnesota will see this and say hell yeah

𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

Just because all of your hopes and dreams died when you turned 30 yesterday doesn’t mean you can say this

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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d

I already know your stance and running track record being very (pro)-jizz’n