𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Ope, I’m riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels there bud.
Pinned
I actually do hope it hits -51 this weekend just so you all will never hear the end of it from me
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I actually do hope it hits -51 this weekend just so you all will never hear the end of it from me
My foreman(a mid/south Wisconsin guy) is sending us home because it’s -32 with wind right now and if I ever needed yet another as to why Minnesotans are better than Wisconsin people any day- here it is
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My foreman(a mid/south Wisconsin guy) is sending us home because it’s -32 with wind right now and if I ever needed yet another as to why Minnesotans are better than Wisconsin people any day- here it is
Call me crazy, but I’m pretty proud of my fellow Minnesotans in Minneapolis for literally silly stringing a Nazi and pelting him with snowballs. Real good there buds
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Call me crazy, but I’m pretty proud of my fellow Minnesotans in Minneapolis for literally silly stringing a Nazi and pelting him with snowballs. Real good there buds
I did a setup and deep clean so here’s some
Beatles.
Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
Beatles.
Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I did a setup and deep clean so here’s some
Beatles.
Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
Beatles.
Thank you for the ongoing sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
It has been a painfully long year without a decent guitar to play on since I bought this house. But today, the house gets to welcome this G&L ASAT semi hollow classic.
If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹
If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
It has been a painfully long year without a decent guitar to play on since I bought this house. But today, the house gets to welcome this G&L ASAT semi hollow classic.
If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹
If any of you really love me, Venmo me $700 to grab a Mesa amp too 🥹
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🎶 can you tell me how to get, how to get to shakedown street
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
🎶 can you tell me how to get, how to get to shakedown street
Sully gave me his phone number, so you could say things are getting kinda serious
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Sully gave me his phone number, so you could say things are getting kinda serious
I’m Looking Through You- The Beatles from their album Rubber Soul. (Their best album)
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I’m Looking Through You- The Beatles from their album Rubber Soul. (Their best album)
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no man would last a day bleeding out of their proverbial vagina
January 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
no man would last a day bleeding out of their proverbial vagina
Was it a bruised ego that caused his internal bleeding, or the fact that he’s a gigantic fucking pussy on his menstrual cycle?
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Was it a bruised ego that caused his internal bleeding, or the fact that he’s a gigantic fucking pussy on his menstrual cycle?
Today I remembered how painful it is to spend 5 hours off the ground in a boom lift while 35mph Lake Superior winds ticklepoke your B Hole and your toes turn to frozen sausages because it’s -18 outside
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Today I remembered how painful it is to spend 5 hours off the ground in a boom lift while 35mph Lake Superior winds ticklepoke your B Hole and your toes turn to frozen sausages because it’s -18 outside
Fare thee well Bobby. And thank you for everything you were. 🌹
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Fare thee well Bobby. And thank you for everything you were. 🌹
So the lady I’ve been dating casually dropped that she has a 52 year old boyfriend after taking me to Costco for my first time yesterday. So that’s kinda cool I guess. I really like that you can get ramen and a tv at Costco and the hot dog lives up to its hype
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
So the lady I’ve been dating casually dropped that she has a 52 year old boyfriend after taking me to Costco for my first time yesterday. So that’s kinda cool I guess. I really like that you can get ramen and a tv at Costco and the hot dog lives up to its hype
The entire “put yourself in the ICE agents shoes” narrative is fucking tired. I have zero desire to know what it feels like to not get laid for 11 years.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The entire “put yourself in the ICE agents shoes” narrative is fucking tired. I have zero desire to know what it feels like to not get laid for 11 years.
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Bar Rescue but for failing jambands.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Bar Rescue but for failing jambands.
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Ope. Rolled some fatties
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Ope. Rolled some fatties
Meow Meow is at war with…pizza tables.
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Meow Meow is at war with…pizza tables.
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To all the sucker ass suckers just sucking ass and being suckers: Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
To all the sucker ass suckers just sucking ass and being suckers: Happy New Year
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Time to celebrate the new year by a hot dog with caviar on it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Time to celebrate the new year by a hot dog with caviar on it.
I’m officially announcing my retirement from competitive dog’n 🌭. Last year I put up a solid 215 dogs, and I’m leaving on a high note.
I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026.
Happy new year!! 🌭🎉
I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026.
Happy new year!! 🌭🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I’m officially announcing my retirement from competitive dog’n 🌭. Last year I put up a solid 215 dogs, and I’m leaving on a high note.
I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026.
Happy new year!! 🌭🎉
I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026.
Happy new year!! 🌭🎉
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With @simonb72.bsky.social eating hotdogs in Brooklyn
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
With @simonb72.bsky.social eating hotdogs in Brooklyn
Happy new years dildos, and dildoettes. Here’s some twice baked potato dogs I just made. 🖤🌭🖤
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Happy new years dildos, and dildoettes. Here’s some twice baked potato dogs I just made. 🖤🌭🖤
Nobody:
Me: shit, I only have three weed carts, 65 edibles, a half ounce of herb, 24pk of THC drinks. I should go stock up
Me: shit, I only have three weed carts, 65 edibles, a half ounce of herb, 24pk of THC drinks. I should go stock up
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nobody:
Me: shit, I only have three weed carts, 65 edibles, a half ounce of herb, 24pk of THC drinks. I should go stock up
Me: shit, I only have three weed carts, 65 edibles, a half ounce of herb, 24pk of THC drinks. I should go stock up
Northern Lights
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Northern Lights