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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
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This is Meow Meow. He is a cat
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it, people tolerate you
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The Bricksignal
a purple eggplant with a green stem is flying through space
ALT: a purple eggplant with a green stem is flying through space
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December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fun fact, this birthday boy’s forehead is more buoyant than a semi trailer full of lemons.

Happy birthday @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and hope you have a thousand more mornings to guzzle your dumb bitch juice
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@icculus.bsky.social happy birthday Curt
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I won’t tell everyone I bought a house this year, but there will be signs
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It only took Meow Meow 4 days to scale the tree and dismantle it from the inside this year
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ope did a bong hit
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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People do tend to love boobs and butts
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Who out there gobblin’ til they wobblin’
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So far today I’ve shoveled 10” of snow out of my driveway, renewed tabs and ID’s for me and a roommate, changed the oil on the car, hit 3 stores, got hit with my winter layoff, prepped a cranberry/wild rice stuffing and rubbed this moo moo slab with toasted coriander, kosher salt and rosemary fr fr
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thanksgiving PSA:

You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common?

None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Weatherman said we’re getting 8-12” tonight for our first winter storm
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You can take your little gobbler turkey birds and go listen to Dave Mathew’s Band with them and fuck right off because I’m roasting a prime moo moo slab instead
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’ve found some absolutely solid Lake Superior agates on job sites this year
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Uncle Pen played the fiddle in the howling rain and if you’d shut the fuck up you could hear it sing
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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friday night plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not to totally jerk myself off all over the timeline here, but I’ve gone 5/7 in my most recent bouts against the fitted sheet
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM