cunty royale
@hillzy.ca
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i’m not dramatic, i know what i want
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😂 he’s the best
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ok i’m done whining tysm lmao
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crashing out at 9:30am on a saturday, cute!
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second jam in mike’s
second coffee in my face
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they’re coming for my douche flute and I DO NOT LIKE IT
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i will say, those 7 weeks of having a nice pay cheque was pretty pretty cool, but no
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being poor sucks ass
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my little dairy dog loves a little piece of
cheese 🥲
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yes steely had a nibble too
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friends i used a knife
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contemplating biting the block of cheese like a complete degenerate
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and that’s why you swallow, problem solved
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spitting sounds like a pain in the ass
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that sounds chron, i want to make a giant potato hash a la sully
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lack of drafts continues to fuck with me, i’m no longer a poster’s poaster
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this is the way
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prime time to teach old ppl on a fixed income to forget to scan a bunch of groceries
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it’s not good weed
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i bought wide leg jeans on super clearance but i didn’t realize they’re basically designer JNCOS du jour
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i think the double chocolate? i only had it twice
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barbells are the best imo
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i don’t even understand how i never thought once that it might be something else in addition to all the other shit
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realizing that autism explains all the other shit that adhd can’t, is NOT the realization i was hoping to make this morning for fuck sakes