cunty royale
@hillzy.ca
i’m not dramatic, i know what i want
deep cleaning the fridge is on my shit list
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
deep cleaning the fridge is on my shit list
spent the entire night waking up every 2 hours from some insane hot flash, if this is my life for the next 2 years, gonna jump out a window
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
spent the entire night waking up every 2 hours from some insane hot flash, if this is my life for the next 2 years, gonna jump out a window
sooooo many gay men just follow me lmaooooo
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
sooooo many gay men just follow me lmaooooo
are any of you fuckers awake yet
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
are any of you fuckers awake yet
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wired: send boobs
wired: send doobs
wired: send doobs
March 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
wired: send boobs
wired: send doobs
wired: send doobs
i should probably go to bed now so i can prep for that 9:30am interview huh lol ope
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i should probably go to bed now so i can prep for that 9:30am interview huh lol ope
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November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
starting to understand stuff!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
starting to understand stuff!!!!!
people still actin unable to have a normal one huh good riddance
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
people still actin unable to have a normal one huh good riddance
my parents spoiled tf out of steely
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
my parents spoiled tf out of steely
must’ve been living under a rock but google maps now tells you which subway car to get on for easiest enter and exit!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
must’ve been living under a rock but google maps now tells you which subway car to get on for easiest enter and exit!!!
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i’m available to attend USA thanks giving
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i’m available to attend USA thanks giving
thinking fondly of the UX designer who made fun of me using QR codes in 2012 without knowing what QR even stands for
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
thinking fondly of the UX designer who made fun of me using QR codes in 2012 without knowing what QR even stands for
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I like to think of my brain as a kind of "organic AI"
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I like to think of my brain as a kind of "organic AI"
thinking of saving up to get my boobs done
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
thinking of saving up to get my boobs done
you ever just eat a good ass salad
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you ever just eat a good ass salad
pumpkin pie is more of a custard
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
pumpkin pie is more of a custard
she’s a lady!! (i’m an idiot)
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
she’s a lady!! (i’m an idiot)
just saw a tweet where they were like what kind of psycho buys unsalted butter, and it’s like.. idk anyone on earth who cooks and bakes?
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
just saw a tweet where they were like what kind of psycho buys unsalted butter, and it’s like.. idk anyone on earth who cooks and bakes?
not having a drafts option on here is really fucking with my ability to consistently have things to complain about
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
not having a drafts option on here is really fucking with my ability to consistently have things to complain about
ugh i gotta go get steely’s meds and food and something else im probably forgetting
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ugh i gotta go get steely’s meds and food and something else im probably forgetting
worst fucking timeline,,gm
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
worst fucking timeline,,gm
if the lightening doesn’t get ya then the cortisol will
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if the lightening doesn’t get ya then the cortisol will