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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · Mar 6

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1h

i'm hearing they packed it like a parachute and since there's minimal blood flow it might take several more hours to fully perfuse

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 3h

DAMN GOTTEM

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 15h

LMAO

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

correct

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

cause half of them would go to jail if their HDDs got scanned.

Why is the US House speaker refusing to seat an elected Democrat? | Moira Donegan

Adelita Grijalva won a landslide election for her Arizona seat. But Mike Johnson is defying the will of the voters

www.theguardian.com

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

Damn it's like they want more MAMMA MIA to happen

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

oh god i had a duck bolognese with ditalini at a restaurant and it was like if a wizard made beef-a-roni.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

if you grind up a little prosciutto into it... madonn'

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

JANE SAYS

SHE'S DONE WITH RUBIO

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

JANE SAYS

SHE'S DONE WITH RUBIO

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

ok what are the stats tho

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

that would have been a BANGER

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna be one of THOSE days.

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 3d

tng season 3 premier is literally about Wesley's hypothesis "2 tiny robot more good than 1 tiny robot".

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 3d

This would be so easy to do nowadays

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 3d

It'll go scanners mode

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 4d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 4d

funding society, all facets of it, creates dividends. there's no such thing as a useless eater.

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 4d

*weed hit*

it's gonna end with innie mark and helena

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 4d

she's *just* smart enough to know something is wrong and *just* independent enough to get mad about it when she's told not to.

*weed hit*

she's taking 2028