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Zach the Soulstealer

@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social

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Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, the theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any MAGA fuckery.m. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · Dec 13

My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.

These are a few of #myfavoritethings

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 2h

My one problem with #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire? No Arnold Schwarzenegger singing Let it Go. I honestly believe that is the one glaring issue in this underrated sequel. It probably would have grossed a lot more. We all want it even if we don’t admit we do. #movies #filmsky #Watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 4h

#Ghostbusters: Afterlife. All in all a worthy (if uneven) sequel. I wish they had gone with another villain but I like the different location and Phoebe makes for a charming, delightfully awkward lead. And Paul Rudd is a welcome addition to the GB universe…but he’s still Ant Man! #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 5h

#RIP Diane Keaton. Well, la dee da, la dee da.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 11h

I guess Kirk Cameron was too ethnic for them 😂🤣

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 11h

I was born in 1981… I'm choosing one movie per day from each year to today.

2007, one of my top 101 favorites, Zodiac. #movies #filmsky #moviechallenge

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

The #Ghostbusters using a symbol of liberty built by smelly, cheese eating immigrants to welcome the tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to be free. THE FUCK IS THIS WOKE ASS SHIT?!?!?

Plus one of them is black. Obviously a DEI hire! #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

As a kid, I always looked forward to the Scolari Brothers in #Ghostbusters 2. Ever since then I thought every courtroom drama needed a ghost scene (exception: To Kill A Mockingbird which is a fucking perfect movie and therefore needs no improvement.) #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

It hurts his widdle feefees! 😂🤣😂🤣

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when the #BLM protests were going on and little Lord Cheetodick said that #Portland was on fire and the fire chief said “uh, no it isn’t you fucking idiot” (my paraphrasing.)

Anyone else thinking this is just his pettiness at play for being corrected? The frog suits are a nice touch.

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

I know, I know. But then I read about a cis spider. Now I’m back to being a spider MAN!

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I read about it. Now I’m a transgender spider. DAMMIT!!!!

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New Frankenstein Spider Found in Thailand Is Half Male and Half Female www.discovermagazine.com/new-frankens...

New Frankenstein Spider Found in Thailand Is Half Male and Half Female

A newly discovered species, Damarchus inazuma, displays a rare split-sex trait known as gynandromorphism and takes its name from a shape-shifting anime character.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

I named my last rectal polyp after Chucklefuck. It smelled better and passed away quickly.

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t give him ideas.

He’s not used to them.

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

A year round/top ten favorite and a spooky season must. Yes, I liked Ghostbusters 2, Afterlife and I may rewatch Frozen Empire. ATC could have been great as I think all involved were/are talented but just came off as clumsy with zero effort or love. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

You should see the crowd she ran with.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Yet I cannot help but wonder when Terry Gilliam and Hunter Thompson took over Portland.

“I was right in the middle of a fucking froggy zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.”

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

His base are just stroking their trouser toothpick rage boners to Maria Corina Machado.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Nope. I wouldn’t trade places with a condiment bottle in the White House when the winner for #NobelPeacePrize was announced You KNOW Trumpy Dumpy pants’ meltdown was fucking epiiiiiiic. And his base of Billy Joes, Bufords and Bubba Jim Bobs are stroking their rage boners at Maria Corina Machado.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn’t trade places with a condiment bottle in the White House for anything in the world when the announcement was made. You KNOW widdle baby Trumpy Dumpy pants’ meltdown was epiiiiiiiiic.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

He saved the world from the terrors of nine year old Mexican kids.

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Trump said it would be “a great insult to the country” if he didn’t win the #NobelPeacePrize.

He didn’t. I feel oddly not insulted. For what it’s been worth from little old me, congratulations to Maria Corina Machado. You DIDN’T wage war on your own fucking cities #fuckTrump

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

I’m fairly certain it wasn’t my foreskin that made me autistic, Junior.

What an assbag.

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, I am an #agnosticatheist.

Yes, I disagree with many tenants of all religions.

Yes, I am friends…good friends…with many theists and churchgoers. They don’t pray for me. I don’t think for them. We agree on many things…including that shooting priests in the head is a BAD THING #fuckICE

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

Any Del Toro film is likely to be a good time 😁

Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 1d

So do I.

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