Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
Two of the things that intimidate #MAGAmorons the most: intelligent, outspoken women and books that don’t have pictures or a coloring section. #feminism #HandmaidsTale
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Two of the things that intimidate #MAGAmorons the most: intelligent, outspoken women and books that don’t have pictures or a coloring section. #feminism #HandmaidsTale
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
World War II has had more #movies made about it than any other war in human history, so it’s hard to pick the definitive one. But, for me, a contender HAS to be 1961s the Guns of Navarone, my #73 pick on my 101 favorite movies list for its cast of actors and its grandiose scale. #filmsky
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Deer Hunter. I forgot how much of a heavy hitter this one is. But I still want to knock back a beer with the main guys in this film and belt out Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You. This was one #film I developed a kind of obsession with after I saw it first the first time. #watchingtonight #movies
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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Deer Hunter. I forgot how much of a heavy hitter this one is. But I still want to knock back a beer with the main guys in this film and belt out Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You. This was one #film I developed a kind of obsession with after I saw it first the first time. #watchingtonight #movies
HERBIE!!!!!! 😁😁😁
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
HERBIE!!!!!! 😁😁😁
Glad to hear the “case” against Letitia James and James Comey got the old toss-a-roo. I guess that will be more kitchen condiments in danger at Mar-a-Lago 😂🤣😂🤣
This is what happens when you have a president whose entire educational experience could fit on a square of toilet paper #MAGA #MAGAmorons
This is what happens when you have a president whose entire educational experience could fit on a square of toilet paper #MAGA #MAGAmorons
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Glad to hear the “case” against Letitia James and James Comey got the old toss-a-roo. I guess that will be more kitchen condiments in danger at Mar-a-Lago 😂🤣😂🤣
This is what happens when you have a president whose entire educational experience could fit on a square of toilet paper #MAGA #MAGAmorons
This is what happens when you have a president whose entire educational experience could fit on a square of toilet paper #MAGA #MAGAmorons
Got me #vaccines! Covid and flu. Now I’m just waiting to see what mutant superpowers they’re going to give me.
Come oooooon, lightning shooting testicles!
Come oooooon, lightning shooting testicles!
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Got me #vaccines! Covid and flu. Now I’m just waiting to see what mutant superpowers they’re going to give me.
Come oooooon, lightning shooting testicles!
Come oooooon, lightning shooting testicles!
You know, being a lefty progressive means putting up with a LOT of bullshit, mostly people with the media literacy of my last bowel movement telling me what I can and cannot handle. Such is the case with my #72 pick on my favorite #movies list, the Mel Brooks #comedy Blazing Saddles. #filmsky
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November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This may come as a surprise but I’ve already won the #waronChristmas. Me and Santa teamed up. I get all your gifts because we found out what you’ve all been up to. In exchange he frees all the elves and you get to take one item of your choosing from a #MAGAmoron.
I think it’s a fair exchange.
I think it’s a fair exchange.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This may come as a surprise but I’ve already won the #waronChristmas. Me and Santa teamed up. I get all your gifts because we found out what you’ve all been up to. In exchange he frees all the elves and you get to take one item of your choosing from a #MAGAmoron.
I think it’s a fair exchange.
I think it’s a fair exchange.
#WelcometoDerry episode 5. I hear there’s going to be some Pennywise action all up in here? Due respect to Bill Skaarsgaard (a talented actor) but I miss Tim Curry. It’s not just nostalgia. Curry had the voice for Pennywise that could go from playful to threatening on a dime #horror
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November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#WelcometoDerry episode 5. I hear there’s going to be some Pennywise action all up in here? Due respect to Bill Skaarsgaard (a talented actor) but I miss Tim Curry. It’s not just nostalgia. Curry had the voice for Pennywise that could go from playful to threatening on a dime #horror
I just watched a clip of Matt Walsh saying how easy parenting is. It felt like me giving a lecture on how easy being an engineer at NASA is.
Everything is “easy” when you’re not the one goddamn doing it. $10 says he doesn’t know a goddamn thing about his kids. #fuckMattWalsh
Everything is “easy” when you’re not the one goddamn doing it. $10 says he doesn’t know a goddamn thing about his kids. #fuckMattWalsh
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just watched a clip of Matt Walsh saying how easy parenting is. It felt like me giving a lecture on how easy being an engineer at NASA is.
Everything is “easy” when you’re not the one goddamn doing it. $10 says he doesn’t know a goddamn thing about his kids. #fuckMattWalsh
Everything is “easy” when you’re not the one goddamn doing it. $10 says he doesn’t know a goddamn thing about his kids. #fuckMattWalsh
You have to be in a special frame of mind to watch my #73 pick on my 101 favorite #movies list. You almost have to WANT to cry. It’s 1978s searing Vietnam war drama the Deer Hunter. This one gets graphic and punches home hard. I have never been to war and think I’ll pass. #filmsky #moviereview
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November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You have to be in a special frame of mind to watch my #73 pick on my 101 favorite #movies list. You almost have to WANT to cry. It’s 1978s searing Vietnam war drama the Deer Hunter. This one gets graphic and punches home hard. I have never been to war and think I’ll pass. #filmsky #moviereview
Best way for a #MAGAmoron to get me to NOT think they’re morons: use the insult “demoncrat.”
Demons. Are not. Fucking. Real. I shouldn’t have to say that in 20 goddamn 25. #agnostic #atheist
Demons. Are not. Fucking. Real. I shouldn’t have to say that in 20 goddamn 25. #agnostic #atheist
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Best way for a #MAGAmoron to get me to NOT think they’re morons: use the insult “demoncrat.”
Demons. Are not. Fucking. Real. I shouldn’t have to say that in 20 goddamn 25. #agnostic #atheist
Demons. Are not. Fucking. Real. I shouldn’t have to say that in 20 goddamn 25. #agnostic #atheist
Animated #films not just for kids. The people at Pixar, while not all of their films are gold, know this. But when they produce a masterpiece like Ratatouille, Inside Out 1&2 or my #74 pick on my 101 favorite #Movies list, Soul. This movie makes a good attempt at answering the meaning of life.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When it comes to #sci-fi, my personal pick for the golden age has to go to the 1950s. At #75 on my 101 favorite #movies list goes to another from master Robert Wise, 1951s the Day the Earth Stood Still. Senator Joe McCarthy raging and the Cold War underway and this gem made use of them both #filmsky
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November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When it comes to #sci-fi, my personal pick for the golden age has to go to the 1950s. At #75 on my 101 favorite #movies list goes to another from master Robert Wise, 1951s the Day the Earth Stood Still. Senator Joe McCarthy raging and the Cold War underway and this gem made use of them both #filmsky
#AmberCzech walked into work one day. She was in her 20s, seems to have been well respected, showed a lot of promise. Until some sentient, no doubt red-pilled toilet scum decided to play Whack-A-Mole with her skull and a sledgehammer.
Men are not okay. #feminism #fuckthemanosphere #fucktheredpill
Men are not okay. #feminism #fuckthemanosphere #fucktheredpill
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#AmberCzech walked into work one day. She was in her 20s, seems to have been well respected, showed a lot of promise. Until some sentient, no doubt red-pilled toilet scum decided to play Whack-A-Mole with her skull and a sledgehammer.
Men are not okay. #feminism #fuckthemanosphere #fucktheredpill
Men are not okay. #feminism #fuckthemanosphere #fucktheredpill
I remember when this seemed out of the ordinary. I miss those days.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I remember when this seemed out of the ordinary. I miss those days.
Spent the day at mom and dads. Dogs know how to do comfort.
Admit it. You wants to snuggle them. #dogsofBluesky
Admit it. You wants to snuggle them. #dogsofBluesky
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Spent the day at mom and dads. Dogs know how to do comfort.
Admit it. You wants to snuggle them. #dogsofBluesky
Admit it. You wants to snuggle them. #dogsofBluesky
If you listen to the Whatever podcast or Fresh N’ Fit or Andrew Tate or any of these idiot dudebro “manosphere” podcasts I will automatically assume you are a threat to women and children. This goes double after seeing this. Speak on it, Coach! #fuckthemanosphere #feminism youtu.be/BNp-b4u3bac?...
THIS ONE LINE RUINED THIS POD BROS ENTIRE ARGUMENT! HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM!
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November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you listen to the Whatever podcast or Fresh N’ Fit or Andrew Tate or any of these idiot dudebro “manosphere” podcasts I will automatically assume you are a threat to women and children. This goes double after seeing this. Speak on it, Coach! #fuckthemanosphere #feminism youtu.be/BNp-b4u3bac?...
When one hears the name #TimBurton, a whole slew of characters pop to mind: Pee-Wee, Batman, Ed Wood…but one of his most endearing characters is the protagonist of my #76 spot on my 101 favorite #Movies list, from 2003 it’s Big Fish based upon the novel of the same name by Daniel Wallace.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When one hears the name #TimBurton, a whole slew of characters pop to mind: Pee-Wee, Batman, Ed Wood…but one of his most endearing characters is the protagonist of my #76 spot on my 101 favorite #Movies list, from 2003 it’s Big Fish based upon the novel of the same name by Daniel Wallace.
Seeing the entirety of the meeting between Little Lord Cheetodick and #ZohranMamdani I feel compelled to paraphrase a movie line from Joan Crawford: “there’s a word for what he Trump is to Mamdani but it isn’t used in polite society…outside of a kennel.”
Thank you, #NewYork, once again.
Thank you, #NewYork, once again.
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Seeing the entirety of the meeting between Little Lord Cheetodick and #ZohranMamdani I feel compelled to paraphrase a movie line from Joan Crawford: “there’s a word for what he Trump is to Mamdani but it isn’t used in polite society…outside of a kennel.”
Thank you, #NewYork, once again.
Thank you, #NewYork, once again.
There comes a point in the middle of every sneezing fit where you become resigned to the fact that you now will be sneezing even unto the end of time.
I have reached that point. I have somehow angered the nasal gods and they are punishing me. #humor
I have reached that point. I have somehow angered the nasal gods and they are punishing me. #humor
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There comes a point in the middle of every sneezing fit where you become resigned to the fact that you now will be sneezing even unto the end of time.
I have reached that point. I have somehow angered the nasal gods and they are punishing me. #humor
I have reached that point. I have somehow angered the nasal gods and they are punishing me. #humor
Sometimes, end of a long day, you just want to kick back and chill out. Next up on my 101 favorite #movies list is my chill-out #film of choice, 1983s the Big Chill. One that is as much fun to listen to as it is to watch. The Rolling Stones, the Temptations, Smoky Robinson and THE QUEEN ARETHA!!!
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November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Another Republican nominee to a position of power in the #MAGAcult is caught doing that whole racism thing. Again.
I’m shocked. Are you shocked? I’m so shocked I almost raised one whole eyebrow. It wiggled a bit, I swear.
I’m shocked. Are you shocked? I’m so shocked I almost raised one whole eyebrow. It wiggled a bit, I swear.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Another Republican nominee to a position of power in the #MAGAcult is caught doing that whole racism thing. Again.
I’m shocked. Are you shocked? I’m so shocked I almost raised one whole eyebrow. It wiggled a bit, I swear.
I’m shocked. Are you shocked? I’m so shocked I almost raised one whole eyebrow. It wiggled a bit, I swear.