Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
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My favorite #movie: Vertigo #Hitchcock
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
My favorite book: A Tale of Two Cities #Dickens
My favorite t.v show: the original #TwilightZone
My favorite actor: #CharlieChaplin
My favorite flavor of ice cream: fresh raspberry.
These are a few of #myfavoritethings
I used to watch the reruns on Saturdays on channel 11. It was right before the Adam West Batman.
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I used to watch the reruns on Saturdays on channel 11. It was right before the Adam West Batman.
So THIS little dental floss dick is Jaden Scott. He’s the worthless sewer maggot who was gloating over the murder of #ReneeNicoleGood.
He’s a deadbeat dad. Lost his job, lost his home, lost his bank accounts. #Karma just placed that boot right up his sphinchter. I am COOL. WITH. THAT.
He’s a deadbeat dad. Lost his job, lost his home, lost his bank accounts. #Karma just placed that boot right up his sphinchter. I am COOL. WITH. THAT.
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
So THIS little dental floss dick is Jaden Scott. He’s the worthless sewer maggot who was gloating over the murder of #ReneeNicoleGood.
He’s a deadbeat dad. Lost his job, lost his home, lost his bank accounts. #Karma just placed that boot right up his sphinchter. I am COOL. WITH. THAT.
He’s a deadbeat dad. Lost his job, lost his home, lost his bank accounts. #Karma just placed that boot right up his sphinchter. I am COOL. WITH. THAT.
The best thing was how straight he played that scene. It felt like a real Columbo episode.
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The best thing was how straight he played that scene. It felt like a real Columbo episode.
I’ve heard they’re coming down the street and are getting the funniest looks from everyone they meet Hey, hey. They’re the Monkees and people say they monkey around but they’re too busy singing to put anybody down!
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January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’ve heard they’re coming down the street and are getting the funniest looks from everyone they meet Hey, hey. They’re the Monkees and people say they monkey around but they’re too busy singing to put anybody down!
The next time I find a triple Trumper who says they have a college degree, I will assume they “earned” it the same way Trump “earned” his #NobelPeacePrize.
“Just give him one. It’ll be like playing Mozart in front of a baby. He won’t get it but it’ll shut him the fuck up.” #humor #MAGAmoron
“Just give him one. It’ll be like playing Mozart in front of a baby. He won’t get it but it’ll shut him the fuck up.” #humor #MAGAmoron
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The next time I find a triple Trumper who says they have a college degree, I will assume they “earned” it the same way Trump “earned” his #NobelPeacePrize.
“Just give him one. It’ll be like playing Mozart in front of a baby. He won’t get it but it’ll shut him the fuck up.” #humor #MAGAmoron
“Just give him one. It’ll be like playing Mozart in front of a baby. He won’t get it but it’ll shut him the fuck up.” #humor #MAGAmoron
I got three auditions recorded, edited and sent out, two done while still in my bathrobe. Now Oscar is telling me in his own way to sit back, relax and enjoy the morning. #dogsofBluesky #voiceactor
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I got three auditions recorded, edited and sent out, two done while still in my bathrobe. Now Oscar is telling me in his own way to sit back, relax and enjoy the morning. #dogsofBluesky #voiceactor
Sesame Street will NEVER die!
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January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Sesame Street will NEVER die!
Hey, just for funsies, #MAGAmorons, let’s do a head count of people who got disappeared or murdered for being unvaccinated.
Zero.
Now let’s do migrants, documented and otherwise who have been disappeared or murdered by ICE for not being white or hurting their feelings.
More than zero. #fuckICE
Zero.
Now let’s do migrants, documented and otherwise who have been disappeared or murdered by ICE for not being white or hurting their feelings.
More than zero. #fuckICE
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January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Hey, just for funsies, #MAGAmorons, let’s do a head count of people who got disappeared or murdered for being unvaccinated.
Zero.
Now let’s do migrants, documented and otherwise who have been disappeared or murdered by ICE for not being white or hurting their feelings.
More than zero. #fuckICE
Zero.
Now let’s do migrants, documented and otherwise who have been disappeared or murdered by ICE for not being white or hurting their feelings.
More than zero. #fuckICE
Y’all ever notice how #MAGAmoron men are always talking about #LGBT+ genitalia but nobody is ever talking about theirs?
I guess it’s true: nobody likes small talk 😂🤣 #humor #jokes
I guess it’s true: nobody likes small talk 😂🤣 #humor #jokes
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Y’all ever notice how #MAGAmoron men are always talking about #LGBT+ genitalia but nobody is ever talking about theirs?
I guess it’s true: nobody likes small talk 😂🤣 #humor #jokes
I guess it’s true: nobody likes small talk 😂🤣 #humor #jokes
Whenever me and big sis were being driven by there we would always joke about seeing the ghosts.
I hear they have great food there.
I hear they have great food there.
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Whenever me and big sis were being driven by there we would always joke about seeing the ghosts.
I hear they have great food there.
I hear they have great food there.
Edit: keep me going.
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Edit: keep me going.
Reasons that life is worth living: just when I thought my favorite candy bar (Payday) couldn’t get any better…OH MY FUCKING GOZER THEY DIPPED IT IN CHOCOLATE!!!
I don’t care where you get your happy. Candy, Disney movies, polka music etc. you hang on to it. #littlethings #happiness
I don’t care where you get your happy. Candy, Disney movies, polka music etc. you hang on to it. #littlethings #happiness
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Reasons that life is worth living: just when I thought my favorite candy bar (Payday) couldn’t get any better…OH MY FUCKING GOZER THEY DIPPED IT IN CHOCOLATE!!!
I don’t care where you get your happy. Candy, Disney movies, polka music etc. you hang on to it. #littlethings #happiness
I don’t care where you get your happy. Candy, Disney movies, polka music etc. you hang on to it. #littlethings #happiness
Exactly! I would feel like I’m paying them for Jack shit. One would think if someone was looking to hire a voice actor they would post more on a site that was free for us.
Us being the usually broke ones 😂🤣
Us being the usually broke ones 😂🤣
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Exactly! I would feel like I’m paying them for Jack shit. One would think if someone was looking to hire a voice actor they would post more on a site that was free for us.
Us being the usually broke ones 😂🤣
Us being the usually broke ones 😂🤣
I do not have PTSD.
I am not a survivor of sexual violence.
I will not be putting myself through listening to #SaschaRiley give his testimony. I know what my mental and emotional health can take and what it fucking cannot and I’m already not in a great place. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
I am not a survivor of sexual violence.
I will not be putting myself through listening to #SaschaRiley give his testimony. I know what my mental and emotional health can take and what it fucking cannot and I’m already not in a great place. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I do not have PTSD.
I am not a survivor of sexual violence.
I will not be putting myself through listening to #SaschaRiley give his testimony. I know what my mental and emotional health can take and what it fucking cannot and I’m already not in a great place. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
I am not a survivor of sexual violence.
I will not be putting myself through listening to #SaschaRiley give his testimony. I know what my mental and emotional health can take and what it fucking cannot and I’m already not in a great place. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Yep. I just heard what that first slob of a rent-a-cop said from the woman he assaulted.
Need to take a break from the news. I am hanging by a thread here!
Need to take a break from the news. I am hanging by a thread here!
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Yep. I just heard what that first slob of a rent-a-cop said from the woman he assaulted.
Need to take a break from the news. I am hanging by a thread here!
Need to take a break from the news. I am hanging by a thread here!
The Haunting 1963
I emphasize 1963. I fucking hate hate HATE the 1999 remake.
I emphasize 1963. I fucking hate hate HATE the 1999 remake.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The Haunting 1963
I emphasize 1963. I fucking hate hate HATE the 1999 remake.
I emphasize 1963. I fucking hate hate HATE the 1999 remake.
Things that keep me from going: I cooked turkey wings for the first time. They didn’t turn out too bad. And I discovered the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack. I’d heard Waving Through a Window covered by #Pentatonix. You Will Be Found made me cry happy tears. #musicsky #foodsky #littlethings
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Things that keep me from going: I cooked turkey wings for the first time. They didn’t turn out too bad. And I discovered the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack. I’d heard Waving Through a Window covered by #Pentatonix. You Will Be Found made me cry happy tears. #musicsky #foodsky #littlethings
“This is why that lesbian b*tch was killed.”
“Haven’t you learned your lesson from the past few days?”
This kind of talk rips my goddamn heart out. It truly does. I don’t know how you women fucking do it. I truly do not. #feminism #lgbtally
“Haven’t you learned your lesson from the past few days?”
This kind of talk rips my goddamn heart out. It truly does. I don’t know how you women fucking do it. I truly do not. #feminism #lgbtally
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January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Trying to find work as a #voiceactor is like…not pulling teeth but more like getting your guts ripped out inch by inch. Especially websites that require me to pay them for hosting my profile. What a con job! I’m running in fumes already. Show me some goddamn mercy, Universe.
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trying to find work as a #voiceactor is like…not pulling teeth but more like getting your guts ripped out inch by inch. Especially websites that require me to pay them for hosting my profile. What a con job! I’m running in fumes already. Show me some goddamn mercy, Universe.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Rumble in the Bronx
Taxi Driver
Jaws
In the Heat of the Night
Bambi
Singing in the Rain
Dr. No
City Lights
Well, I guess we’re all caught up. Back to boredom and depression 😑 #filmsky #movies
Rumble in the Bronx
Taxi Driver
Jaws
In the Heat of the Night
Bambi
Singing in the Rain
Dr. No
City Lights
Well, I guess we’re all caught up. Back to boredom and depression 😑 #filmsky #movies
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January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Princess Mononoke
Whale Rider
The Goonies
Raiders of the Lost Ark
King Kong 1933
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Wizard of Oz
The Evil Dead trilogy
The Neverending Story
Philadelphia
Dead Poets Society
Superman: the Movie
Batman
Sullivans Travels
Sleepy Hollow
Modern Times
Rear Window
Whale Rider
The Goonies
Raiders of the Lost Ark
King Kong 1933
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Wizard of Oz
The Evil Dead trilogy
The Neverending Story
Philadelphia
Dead Poets Society
Superman: the Movie
Batman
Sullivans Travels
Sleepy Hollow
Modern Times
Rear Window
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January 15, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Princess Mononoke
Whale Rider
The Goonies
Raiders of the Lost Ark
King Kong 1933
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Wizard of Oz
The Evil Dead trilogy
The Neverending Story
Philadelphia
Dead Poets Society
Superman: the Movie
Batman
Sullivans Travels
Sleepy Hollow
Modern Times
Rear Window
Whale Rider
The Goonies
Raiders of the Lost Ark
King Kong 1933
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Wizard of Oz
The Evil Dead trilogy
The Neverending Story
Philadelphia
Dead Poets Society
Superman: the Movie
Batman
Sullivans Travels
Sleepy Hollow
Modern Times
Rear Window
Some Like it Hot
Lost in Translation
The Fisher King
Cry Freedom
New Police Story
Moonlight
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Goodfellas
The Laramie Project
Inside Out
Zodiac
Sounder
Saving Private Ryan
In America
Cabaret
Mrs. Miniver
Hugo
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Titus
Dracula
Shaun of the Dead
Lost in Translation
The Fisher King
Cry Freedom
New Police Story
Moonlight
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Goodfellas
The Laramie Project
Inside Out
Zodiac
Sounder
Saving Private Ryan
In America
Cabaret
Mrs. Miniver
Hugo
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Titus
Dracula
Shaun of the Dead
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January 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Some Like it Hot
Lost in Translation
The Fisher King
Cry Freedom
New Police Story
Moonlight
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Goodfellas
The Laramie Project
Inside Out
Zodiac
Sounder
Saving Private Ryan
In America
Cabaret
Mrs. Miniver
Hugo
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Titus
Dracula
Shaun of the Dead
Lost in Translation
The Fisher King
Cry Freedom
New Police Story
Moonlight
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Goodfellas
The Laramie Project
Inside Out
Zodiac
Sounder
Saving Private Ryan
In America
Cabaret
Mrs. Miniver
Hugo
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Titus
Dracula
Shaun of the Dead
Big Fish
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Soul
The Deer Hunter
Blazing Saddles
The Guns of Navarone
The Right Stuff
Do the Right Thing
Ashes and Embers
Beetlejuice
Groundhog Day
Norma Rae
Lincoln
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Mary Poppins
The Thing From Another World
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Soul
The Deer Hunter
Blazing Saddles
The Guns of Navarone
The Right Stuff
Do the Right Thing
Ashes and Embers
Beetlejuice
Groundhog Day
Norma Rae
Lincoln
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Mary Poppins
The Thing From Another World
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January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Big Fish
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Soul
The Deer Hunter
Blazing Saddles
The Guns of Navarone
The Right Stuff
Do the Right Thing
Ashes and Embers
Beetlejuice
Groundhog Day
Norma Rae
Lincoln
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Mary Poppins
The Thing From Another World
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Soul
The Deer Hunter
Blazing Saddles
The Guns of Navarone
The Right Stuff
Do the Right Thing
Ashes and Embers
Beetlejuice
Groundhog Day
Norma Rae
Lincoln
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Mary Poppins
The Thing From Another World
Night of the Hunter
O Brother Where Art Thou
The Nuns Story
Cape Fear (1962)
All the Presidents Men
Network
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Chinatown
The Killing Fields
The Adventures of Robin
The Full Monty
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
The Haunting 1963
The China Syndrome
The Big Chill
O Brother Where Art Thou
The Nuns Story
Cape Fear (1962)
All the Presidents Men
Network
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Chinatown
The Killing Fields
The Adventures of Robin
The Full Monty
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
The Haunting 1963
The China Syndrome
The Big Chill
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January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Night of the Hunter
O Brother Where Art Thou
The Nuns Story
Cape Fear (1962)
All the Presidents Men
Network
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Chinatown
The Killing Fields
The Adventures of Robin
The Full Monty
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
The Haunting 1963
The China Syndrome
The Big Chill
O Brother Where Art Thou
The Nuns Story
Cape Fear (1962)
All the Presidents Men
Network
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Chinatown
The Killing Fields
The Adventures of Robin
The Full Monty
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
The Haunting 1963
The China Syndrome
The Big Chill
Just for catch up (also I am unbelievably bored) my 101 favorite #movies thus far in descending order.
Sunset Boulevard
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
The African Queen
Frankenstein (1931)
Marathon Man
Grave of the Fireflies
Serpico
An American Tail
The Great Dictator #filmsky
Sunset Boulevard
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
The African Queen
Frankenstein (1931)
Marathon Man
Grave of the Fireflies
Serpico
An American Tail
The Great Dictator #filmsky
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January 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM