Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
Between that song and Neil Youngs Philadelphia you have a movie that makes me fucking ugly cry every time.
a man in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face .
ALT: a man in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face .
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February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Between that song and Neil Youngs Philadelphia you have a movie that makes me fucking ugly cry every time.
Got the DVD and I watch it on TCM every time it’s on.
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Got the DVD and I watch it on TCM every time it’s on.
That was the one they were reacting to. Hell, you watch Looney Tunes, they do plenty of Casablanca/Bogie references. Didn’t anyone watch Bugs Bunny growing up?
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
That was the one they were reacting to. Hell, you watch Looney Tunes, they do plenty of Casablanca/Bogie references. Didn’t anyone watch Bugs Bunny growing up?
Hopefully without Ned Beattys ass.
Great actor but…I didn’t need to see his ass.
Great actor but…I didn’t need to see his ass.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Hopefully without Ned Beattys ass.
Great actor but…I didn’t need to see his ass.
Great actor but…I didn’t need to see his ass.
Body Snatchers meets Dumb and Dumber.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Body Snatchers meets Dumb and Dumber.
He’s referred to Ivanka similarly.
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 AM
He’s referred to Ivanka similarly.
I’d sooner wax my balls with sandpaper.
I would sooner get a life saving operation by someone whose only credential is “I did my own research, bro.”
I would sooner reenact the Deer Hunter with a loaded gun.
I would sooner get a dental exam from this guy 👇
I would sooner get a life saving operation by someone whose only credential is “I did my own research, bro.”
I would sooner reenact the Deer Hunter with a loaded gun.
I would sooner get a dental exam from this guy 👇
a man is having his teeth examined by a dentist while another man looks on .
ALT: a man is having his teeth examined by a dentist while another man looks on .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’d sooner wax my balls with sandpaper.
I would sooner get a life saving operation by someone whose only credential is “I did my own research, bro.”
I would sooner reenact the Deer Hunter with a loaded gun.
I would sooner get a dental exam from this guy 👇
I would sooner get a life saving operation by someone whose only credential is “I did my own research, bro.”
I would sooner reenact the Deer Hunter with a loaded gun.
I would sooner get a dental exam from this guy 👇
Them other brothers can’t deny!
a man in a hat and coat is standing in front of a blue sky with the words oh my god doylee look at this apy
ALT: a man in a hat and coat is standing in front of a blue sky with the words oh my god doylee look at this apy
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January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Them other brothers can’t deny!
“Donal?”
Are they even trying anyfuckingmore?
Are they even trying anyfuckingmore?
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“Donal?”
Are they even trying anyfuckingmore?
Are they even trying anyfuckingmore?