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Crabulous
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I am made of video games
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · Mar 13
Gotta make me a pinned post already.

I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.

Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1h
3 is interesting just for how weird it is, but in general, just play Oath. For 4, it plays the same as the first two, but there’s not much reason to play it over Memories of Celceta
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1h
Please don’t actually because of this my coworkers are constantly behind cleaning theaters because people fr wait until the lights are forced on to leave
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1h
Ah but have you beaten EVERY Ys yet? Who knows, Chronicles and OG 3 could be calling your name. Ignore 5 though, that guy is so bland
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1h
I heard someone screaming in the distance
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 4h
Every white person in the world could not match the pain that one guy felt at Brian’s passing
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 5h
Somebody gifted me a membership to Luigikid’s channel of all things? So I guess I’m showing up in the outro of one of those videos at some point, that’s cool
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 9h
a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 9h
Luigi wins by doing almost nothing
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 9h
Steak in the shape of nothing in particular
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 11h
The way I’d put it is pokemon plots are generally pretty eh, and we just grew up. When I was a kid Pokemon was one of the only RPGs I was allowed to play with an actual plot, so it was cooler to me
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 11h
The world is healing, billions must embrace JRPG disguised at virtual pet game
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I mean functionally at least it’s gotta be better than the original, right?
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Ignoring that this is a really funny thing to comment under a giant corporation that doesn’t read comments’ account, this isn’t even their account. It’s just a reposter, shooting the messenger at its finest
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
1-6 are all pretty funny, 1 remake actually had some decent atmosphere it managed to maintain, and 0 was fine but generally kinda boring and frustrating
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
That’s why I’m stupid is because I was born without any
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Little guys live in computers and you go in the computer, have fun
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Trust me bro this game may be insanely monotonous and annoying for the first several hours but it really gets good once it’s already made it’s first impressions and you’ve forced yourself to tolerate it
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I like the Dark Souls games I just sure as hell never played them for the endings
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
The best way to make people latch onto the journey and not the destination is to make the destination suck ass
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
It’s a terrible way to put it, but the best way I can describe that game is like an abusive relationship, like it set off the same triggers in my brain, it was a problem
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, that’s Yakuza city design vs Pokémon which has been consistently inconsistent as of late. I’m just gonna get Digimon World Next Order since it’s 1/7th of the price
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I was thinking about giving the new pokemon a shot but you’re telling me I can’t leave Lumiose and they’re charging 70 dollars for this what
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Can’t believe they’d copy Soul Hackers like this smh
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I think I would be a cool uncle cause like I’m not well off or financially responsible enough to be a parent but I could totally babysit and goof off with the kids for a while
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Put this on YouTube with a VHS filter and it will get a Friday Night Funkin mod about it
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