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Crabulous
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I am made of video games
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · Mar 13
Gotta make me a pinned post already.

I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.

Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2h
a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peam below him
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2h
Luigi wins by doing almost nothing
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2h
Steak in the shape of nothing in particular
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 5h
The way I’d put it is pokemon plots are generally pretty eh, and we just grew up. When I was a kid Pokemon was one of the only RPGs I was allowed to play with an actual plot, so it was cooler to me
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 5h
The world is healing, billions must embrace JRPG disguised at virtual pet game
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 20h
I mean functionally at least it’s gotta be better than the original, right?
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 21h
Ignoring that this is a really funny thing to comment under a giant corporation that doesn’t read comments’ account, this isn’t even their account. It’s just a reposter, shooting the messenger at its finest
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 21h
1-6 are all pretty funny, 1 remake actually had some decent atmosphere it managed to maintain, and 0 was fine but generally kinda boring and frustrating
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 21h
That’s why I’m stupid is because I was born without any
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 21h
Little guys live in computers and you go in the computer, have fun
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 21h
Trust me bro this game may be insanely monotonous and annoying for the first several hours but it really gets good once it’s already made it’s first impressions and you’ve forced yourself to tolerate it
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I like the Dark Souls games I just sure as hell never played them for the endings
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
The best way to make people latch onto the journey and not the destination is to make the destination suck ass
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
It’s a terrible way to put it, but the best way I can describe that game is like an abusive relationship, like it set off the same triggers in my brain, it was a problem
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, that’s Yakuza city design vs Pokémon which has been consistently inconsistent as of late. I’m just gonna get Digimon World Next Order since it’s 1/7th of the price
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I was thinking about giving the new pokemon a shot but you’re telling me I can’t leave Lumiose and they’re charging 70 dollars for this what
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Can’t believe they’d copy Soul Hackers like this smh
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I think I would be a cool uncle cause like I’m not well off or financially responsible enough to be a parent but I could totally babysit and goof off with the kids for a while
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Put this on YouTube with a VHS filter and it will get a Friday Night Funkin mod about it
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve seen like 4 separate people mention Magic Pussy 3 for varying reasons and I can only wonder why this game managed to breach containment
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Similar energy to the Yakuza “FART” windbreaker
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 1d
Bullet with Butterfly Wings sounds like a modern stand name itself
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2d
Oh no lmao
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2d
Is this like a weirder version of Nintendo’s terrible circle pad controller for the NES
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Crabulous @zackulous.bsky.social · 2d
Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?