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Crabulous
@zackulous.bsky.social
· Mar 13
Gotta make me a pinned post already.
I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.
Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
I mostly post about video games, stuff I’m thinking about, and out of context rants about recent stuff that happened to me. Don’t expect to find politics very often unless it’s in my comments, I try to keep it consistent.
Anyway I leave you with this wisdom bye
Whenever I’m on a time limit at work I imagine the self destruct music from Super Metroid playing in my head
It doesn’t help, I still cut it close every time because their inventory system is wrong about half the time
It doesn’t help, I still cut it close every time because their inventory system is wrong about half the time
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Whenever I’m on a time limit at work I imagine the self destruct music from Super Metroid playing in my head
It doesn’t help, I still cut it close every time because their inventory system is wrong about half the time
It doesn’t help, I still cut it close every time because their inventory system is wrong about half the time
What the hell is this Gen X Eminem war stuff I just found out it exists
Who are they even “fighting” here, like I guarantee a lot of the younger people pissing them off don’t even think about them in the first place. At least I don’t
Who are they even “fighting” here, like I guarantee a lot of the younger people pissing them off don’t even think about them in the first place. At least I don’t
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What the hell is this Gen X Eminem war stuff I just found out it exists
Who are they even “fighting” here, like I guarantee a lot of the younger people pissing them off don’t even think about them in the first place. At least I don’t
Who are they even “fighting” here, like I guarantee a lot of the younger people pissing them off don’t even think about them in the first place. At least I don’t
My god. It’s glorious. The music feels right at home in the Prime series especially. Can’t believe this game is finally out
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My god. It’s glorious. The music feels right at home in the Prime series especially. Can’t believe this game is finally out
Sonic Rush Adventure stole the traveling minigame from Mario’s Time Machine
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sonic Rush Adventure stole the traveling minigame from Mario’s Time Machine
I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!
A Bounty Hunter lost in the unknown. Challenge the odds and help Samus find a way home in #MetroidPrime4: Beyond, available now on #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch.
Order now: ninten.do/6018sYJDY
Order now: ninten.do/6018sYJDY
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!
“I just think they shouldn’t have called it *insert name of game franchise here*”
Well what the fuck else would they have called it then genius it looks and plays like a game from that franchise
Well what the fuck else would they have called it then genius it looks and plays like a game from that franchise
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“I just think they shouldn’t have called it *insert name of game franchise here*”
Well what the fuck else would they have called it then genius it looks and plays like a game from that franchise
Well what the fuck else would they have called it then genius it looks and plays like a game from that franchise
Drew Gooden’s new video is really good makes me want to do allegedly some stuff I’ll get in trouble for saying online
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Drew Gooden’s new video is really good makes me want to do allegedly some stuff I’ll get in trouble for saying online
I’ve now realized fans of most franchises are generally insufferable and can’t make up their minds on what’s good or not. Jesus, I may be an ass but I’m a CONSISTENT ass
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I’ve now realized fans of most franchises are generally insufferable and can’t make up their minds on what’s good or not. Jesus, I may be an ass but I’m a CONSISTENT ass
Me when I am playing a game:
I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE PLAYING THIS GAME
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me when I am playing a game:
Why did an Xbox 360 game need a Switch 2 version
Play the epic Western adventure Red Dead Redemption now in stunning new detail.
Experience it on #NintendoSwitch2: ninten.do/6012tjlds
Experience it on #NintendoSwitch2: ninten.do/6012tjlds
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why did an Xbox 360 game need a Switch 2 version
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It’s crazy how most horror games don’t faze me but being ambushed by 3 Old Ironclad Knights and an invader with no Estus left in Dark Souls 2 put the fear of god into me
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s crazy how most horror games don’t faze me but being ambushed by 3 Old Ironclad Knights and an invader with no Estus left in Dark Souls 2 put the fear of god into me
Normally I don’t buy repros because I’m a fucking nerd but I totally will for GBA because all the good first party games cost a million billion dollars and I may love Metroid but not that much
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Normally I don’t buy repros because I’m a fucking nerd but I totally will for GBA because all the good first party games cost a million billion dollars and I may love Metroid but not that much
The Man the Meat minigame in No More Heroes 2 has a single dead pixel to the left of the progress bar and it’s driving me insane
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Man the Meat minigame in No More Heroes 2 has a single dead pixel to the left of the progress bar and it’s driving me insane
Damn people are throwing around fascist to describe anything. Saw some dude call Zack Snyder a fascist for making a shitty Superman movie
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Damn people are throwing around fascist to describe anything. Saw some dude call Zack Snyder a fascist for making a shitty Superman movie
What the fuck
The Game Awards' Geoff Keighley teases announcement by placing a whopping demon-covered statue in the desert www.eurogamer.net/the-game-awa...
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What the fuck
Gaze in awe at the perfect creation, backlit original GBA
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Gaze in awe at the perfect creation, backlit original GBA
People constantly switching up on things like they’d always been perceived that way is crazy, man. Like why can’t the latest entry in a franchise just be bad without going “oh it always sucked” like no, clearly not, it was wildly popular for a reason. Mfs can’t even be haters right
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People constantly switching up on things like they’d always been perceived that way is crazy, man. Like why can’t the latest entry in a franchise just be bad without going “oh it always sucked” like no, clearly not, it was wildly popular for a reason. Mfs can’t even be haters right
The reason there’s a drought of shitposts on Bluesky is because a good chunk of you mfs are incapable of detecting sarcasm or satire and act like you’re smart for it
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The reason there’s a drought of shitposts on Bluesky is because a good chunk of you mfs are incapable of detecting sarcasm or satire and act like you’re smart for it
The iiSU guy is a piece of shit are you fucking kidding me
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The iiSU guy is a piece of shit are you fucking kidding me
Remember folks, slut shaming, body shaming, and homophobia are totally okay if you’re saying it about someone people don’t like. And never forget there are no better insults you could use that are relevant to what they did, and they would not hit harder if you used them
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Remember folks, slut shaming, body shaming, and homophobia are totally okay if you’re saying it about someone people don’t like. And never forget there are no better insults you could use that are relevant to what they did, and they would not hit harder if you used them
Tim Sweeney is like Randy Pitchford except his company doesn’t actually put out their own decent games every now and again
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tim Sweeney is like Randy Pitchford except his company doesn’t actually put out their own decent games every now and again
AYN Thor could fix me
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
AYN Thor could fix me
