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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12m

These AI images are getting increasingly bizarre.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 21h

“When did you write that last part?”

“In the car”

“Freak”

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 7d

Using the phrase “game expansion” to describe the monumental amount of free NMS updates we’ve all been getting since 2016, is like using the phrase “a bit of a walk” to describe a trip to Mars.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 8d

“We must stop pretending that everyone who is claiming asylum is a good person”

Got to be honest, I haven’t witnessed of lot of this in the last 10 years or so. Quite the opposite.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 9d

Good luck to them solving the ever-increasing power demands. Unless we get farmed as human batteries, obvs.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 10d

Holmes is going to be miffed when he discovers there’s no emoji for “Indubitably”

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

Reminds me of one of my fave sayings: “when I was 17 my dad didn’t know anything. By the time I was 25 I was amazed how much he’d learnt”

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

Every time I login into Which? to check a product review I can hear my late dad’s voice say “good idea, lad”

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

*Gets a snack and sits in favourite armchair…*

a man wearing a vest and bow tie is smiling in front of a window

ALT: a man wearing a vest and bow tie is smiling in front of a window

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 13d

This is for that last panel…

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

Shows how uncultured I am…I immediately thought of pornstars.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

I’m still trying to work out how I can charge my car from my 3rd floor flat, in an estate that hasn’t enough spaces for every car.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

Money > sense = ☝️

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

The contortions in your brain you must have to do to embrace the tenets of facism and at the same time claim to be a Christian. I will never understand how they do that.

For starters…judge not lest ye be judged, you hypocritical motherf*ckers.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 16d

Agreed.

Although Chuck D admitting that he “don’t freestyle much but I write ’em like such” made me smile, also.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

He can’t breathe in that thing!

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

Fair point. Depends if you’re worried about being invaded by Prussians, I guess.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

This ☝️

Dirge of a piece of a music and none of the words mention the country or its citizens. Give me La Marseillaise, any day of the week.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 18d

Ah now I understand…

ok, imagine a world where instead of living in North America, they grew up in UK public housing during the 1970s.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 20d

A distinct “mum I haven’t got any clean pants” vibe.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 20d

Wow, Scott Galloway and the lovely/awesome Penelope Wilton is not the Venn diagram I expected to see when I got up this morning.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 21d

a man wearing a helmet and a sash that says mc on it

ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a sash that says mc on it

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 22d

I always think that us 80s kids who became adult gamers owned a Commodore 64, and those who became game designers owned a ZX Spectrum.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 22d

imagine a world where some people had to spend money on other things like food and clothes from the local market 🙂

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 23d

I appear to have strolled into Twitter by mistake.

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