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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 19h

“When did you write that last part?”

“In the car”

“Freak”

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 6d

Using the phrase “game expansion” to describe the monumental amount of free NMS updates we’ve all been getting since 2016, is like using the phrase “a bit of a walk” to describe a trip to Mars.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 8d

“We must stop pretending that everyone who is claiming asylum is a good person”

Got to be honest, I haven’t witnessed of lot of this in the last 10 years or so. Quite the opposite.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 8d

Good luck to them solving the ever-increasing power demands. Unless we get farmed as human batteries, obvs.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 10d

Holmes is going to be miffed when he discovers there’s no emoji for “Indubitably”

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

Reminds me of one of my fave sayings: “when I was 17 my dad didn’t know anything. By the time I was 25 I was amazed how much he’d learnt”

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

Every time I login into Which? to check a product review I can hear my late dad’s voice say “good idea, lad”

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

*Gets a snack and sits in favourite armchair…*

a man wearing a vest and bow tie is smiling in front of a window

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 12d

This is for that last panel…

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 13d

Shows how uncultured I am…I immediately thought of pornstars.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 13d

I’m still trying to work out how I can charge my car from my 3rd floor flat, in an estate that hasn’t enough spaces for every car.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

Money > sense = ☝️

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 14d

The contortions in your brain you must have to do to embrace the tenets of facism and at the same time claim to be a Christian. I will never understand how they do that.

For starters…judge not lest ye be judged, you hypocritical motherf*ckers.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 16d

Agreed.

Although Chuck D admitting that he “don’t freestyle much but I write ’em like such” made me smile, also.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

He can’t breathe in that thing!

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

Fair point. Depends if you’re worried about being invaded by Prussians, I guess.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 17d

This ☝️

Dirge of a piece of a music and none of the words mention the country or its citizens. Give me La Marseillaise, any day of the week.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 18d

Ah now I understand…

ok, imagine a world where instead of living in North America, they grew up in UK public housing during the 1970s.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 19d

A distinct “mum I haven’t got any clean pants” vibe.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 20d

Wow, Scott Galloway and the lovely/awesome Penelope Wilton is not the Venn diagram I expected to see when I got up this morning.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 21d

a man wearing a helmet and a sash that says mc on it

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 21d

I always think that us 80s kids who became adult gamers owned a Commodore 64, and those who became game designers owned a ZX Spectrum.

zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 22d

imagine a world where some people had to spend money on other things like food and clothes from the local market 🙂

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 22d

I appear to have strolled into Twitter by mistake.

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zakalwe2024.bsky.social @zakalwe2024.bsky.social · 23d

You wouldn’t need to because the act of phoning someone was something only done by your parents. If you were out, who were you going to call and what would you use? Plus it’s why address books existed.

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