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Zak Taylor

@zakkts.bsky.social

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Follow the madness with abandon. Living legends, you and me. ✨🌈 🇸🇻 (He/Him) 📍SF 🎮 PSN: bad_wolf_bay125 Steam: Bad Wolf Zak

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · Nov 16

Ain't nothing changed but the name on the mail.

Name: Zak
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: SF 🌉
Interests: Travel - SF Giants - 49ers - Food - Mental health awareness - EDM/R&B - Making up scenarios in my mind - Avoiding human interaction - ADHD spiraling - Drinking the tears of homophobes🌈

#promosky

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 34m

The renter in the white house is just remodeling like he owns the place.

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 2h

"I had a drag queen Tupperware party" is giving BIG "I have a black friend" energy, Gretchen.

#RHOC

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 1d

How your email found me

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 2d

Even if Lisa isn't the person who started the rumors she should take a look at her past behavior that's led everyone to believe WHY she could be capable of this.

But she won't.

#RHOSLC

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 2d

#BlueJays #WorldSeries #BeatLA

a blue jays mascot on a baseball field

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 3d

Dear #BlueJays,

#WorldSeries #BeatLA #MLB

a group of children are sitting on the floor in a classroom with the words `` we want more we want more '' above them .

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 3d

People have A LOT to say on this call this week. Meanwhile, I forgot my Adderall this morning, so all I can think about is taking a nap right now.

😴😴😴

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

We live in an episode of Veep

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio
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Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean
Hannity mobile"
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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, when I said "wrap it up", what I really meant was for the #BlueJays to win...

#MLB #WorldSeries #BeatLA

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 3d

Wrap it TF UP, y'all.

#BeatLA #WorldSeries #MLB

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing like telling yourself the lie, "I'm just going to finish this one quest" and the next thing you know 4 hours and 5 side quests have gone by...

#OuterWorlds2 #gaymer

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 5d

Look... I love me #TheGreatBritishBakeOff, but I have to say this. Can we please not use Spanish as a fun way to spice up a sentence.

I just watched one of the hosts tell the judges to go away by saying "vámonos!", which implies she would be leaving with them. She wasn't. She meant "adios".

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 5d

This is not my surrender
I'm not running for cover
I'm right here I know you see me
But your words no longer defeat me
In the night when you're lonely
You remember how much you miss me

#TheWarIsOver // #KellyClarkson

Screenshot of the song 'The War Is Over' by Kelly Clarkson from the album 'Stronger'

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 5d

I'm sure they have a small army of producers talking them into it like, "You've already made it this far. You deserve to finish the experiment." Or "Maybe once you get to the altar you'll feel different".

There is absolutely mental manipulation happening.

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 5d

I skipped my workout this AM to sleep in until 830 (which is late for me) for the first time and I don't even know how long and it was GLORIOUS.

Followed by a solo coffee run. 👨🏽‍🍳👌🏼

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 6d

EVERY DAY is a good day to #BeatLA.

Even better when it's a massacre.
EVEN BETTER WHEN IT'S GAME 1 OF THE #WorldSeries.

I love you, baseball.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 6d

Game 1 of the World Series goes to the Toronto Blue Jays.

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 6d

How I'm spending my Friday night.

#OuterWorlds2 #Gaymer

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

There is absolutely NO amount of money Netflix could give me to go through the wedding day just to say "No".

I'm not putting everyone, including myself through that. Fuck that shit.

#LoveisBlind

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

I'm not sure what's more insane.

-Going into the day before your wedding and STILL not knowing what you're gonna say

Or

-Going on and on about how you love this person and THE VERY NEXT DAY SAYING "NO".

Netflix, hire me to screen these people.

#LoveisBlind

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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 7d

It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 7d

NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)

A picture of the garden in front of the east wing of the White House. A mix of colorful flowers and small trees

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 8d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

True. I know I would vote in favor of it, but along the way you'll have people make the most ridiculous comments as to why it's bad and sadly certain people will believe it.

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

I would just reply this gif to everyone.

Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

Can't wait to see PEOPLE IT WOULD HELP throw themselves around to protect these billionaires.

🙄🙄🙄

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Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 7d

I would like to point out this is happening while the renter in the WH is demolishing a house that isn't even his to build a fucking BALLROOM.

*Insert Kardashian "people are dying" gif here*

#ThisisAmerica

Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’

Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November