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hellish
@zellishrows.bsky.social
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Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · Jan 28
Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 13h
😂😂
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 13h
So bizarre. I’ll probably go.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h
I’m blaming you for this. 😂
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h
A what now??
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h
😂😂
I don’t understand why you’d put eggs on the same plate as syrup.
The bacon I understand, but eggs? With fucking syrup?
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h
I will. I’ve made enquiries 😂
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah I’m going to do some browsing this afternoon. 😂
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Ditto. Can’t stand either of them, they’re both hideous.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Haha. It’s about you though innit.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
😂😂
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Andrew M_CEO 🇬🇷 🇺🇸 @andrewmceo.bsky.social · 17h
Looks better than that English crap.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Because American breakfasts are so yummy. 🙄
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Aren’t tats fab? I’m in the mood for another.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
They’re both shit.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Oh I like those though!
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Because American breakfasts are so yummy. 🙄
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Oh lord, hope you feel better soon.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Ooo I’m considering a new one too.
Send us a pic after. X
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah I get it. 😊
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Thanks! Luckily, they’ve been back a few times and technology is amazing.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17h
Have this on the kitchen table and it’s an endless source of amusement. If anyone wants to understand British culture, this tome teaches you all you need to know.
Just guffawed at this one.
Roger’s Profanisaurus - Turtleshesd Revisited. Britain’s favourite swearing dictionary. eyes wide shit - reference to a terrifying defercatory event that is wrought through with the fear of rectal tearing.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h
Ooo do tell.

I think there are a couple of those tbh.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h
Brother and his family have been in New Zealand for 20 years and we’ve never been.

Or back to British Columbia most likely.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h
😂
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h
Aha! I’ll let you know what the teen has when he surfaces, otherwise getting hold of a 90s one will probably be the best bet.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22h
It’s a possibility. If you know anyone that has some new vinyl you could try one out and see if it plays. Or go to Sainsbury’s and treat yourself to a god awful Oasis album.
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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22h
Oh wait, I’ve just realised that Crossley was one of the ones we binned for that reason.
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