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@zellishrows.bsky.social

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Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · Jan 28

Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 4m

Yeah I’m going to do some browsing this afternoon. 😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

Ditto. Can’t stand either of them, they’re both hideous.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

Haha. It’s about you though innit.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

😂😂

Andrew M_CEO 🇬🇷 🇺🇸 @andrewmceo.bsky.social · 2h

Looks better than that English crap.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Because American breakfasts are so yummy. 🙄

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Aren’t tats fab? I’m in the mood for another.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

They’re both shit.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I like those though!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Because American breakfasts are so yummy. 🙄

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Oh lord, hope you feel better soon.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Ooo I’m considering a new one too.
Send us a pic after. X

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah I get it. 😊

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks! Luckily, they’ve been back a few times and technology is amazing.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 2h

Have this on the kitchen table and it’s an endless source of amusement. If anyone wants to understand British culture, this tome teaches you all you need to know.
Just guffawed at this one.

Roger’s Profanisaurus - Turtleshesd Revisited.
Britain’s favourite swearing dictionary.

eyes wide shit - reference to a terrifying defercatory event that is wrought through with the fear of rectal tearing.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Ooo do tell.

I think there are a couple of those tbh.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Brother and his family have been in New Zealand for 20 years and we’ve never been.

Or back to British Columbia most likely.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Aha! I’ll let you know what the teen has when he surfaces, otherwise getting hold of a 90s one will probably be the best bet.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

It’s a possibility. If you know anyone that has some new vinyl you could try one out and see if it plays. Or go to Sainsbury’s and treat yourself to a god awful Oasis album.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Oh wait, I’ve just realised that Crossley was one of the ones we binned for that reason.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah. Let me speak to my teen. He has one that plays old vinyl that also transfers it to his pc.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

😂😂😂 love it.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Ahh not dissimilar to my mother. She has hidden spina bifida and fell down some concrete steps 25 years ago, fracturing the same fused vertebrae in 4 places. No idea how she’s not in a wheelchair but she’s been on crutches ever since. Do you experience a lot of pain like she does? I hope not. 😢

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

I know you have to be careful. Some new turntables don’t play old vinyl but will play new. We’ve been through three in this house in recent years. Something to do with the weight differences.

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 16h

this was on my wife’s timeline and she said to me, how long did it take you to realize it was a paw? and I said it is what

A FB post about a new tattoo that has a hand reading for a paw but the paw just straight up looks like a penis idk

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Ooo have a fab time!