Van3ssaV🦌🧑🏼🎄🎄
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Pinned
The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
Damp pelt sitting in the back of a cab. Currently drip drying 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damp pelt sitting in the back of a cab. Currently drip drying 🖤
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Very sad to hear Martin Parr has died. I felt honoured to welcome him into my home just a couple of months ago. A great artist and a true gent.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Very sad to hear Martin Parr has died. I felt honoured to welcome him into my home just a couple of months ago. A great artist and a true gent.
I'm feeling very extra. The station guard held the train at the station for an extra ten seconds as I asked him to do so as my chai matcha oat latte was still being poured when the train arrived. I made it! I was very grateful to the station guard. He gave me a cheery wave 🤗
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm feeling very extra. The station guard held the train at the station for an extra ten seconds as I asked him to do so as my chai matcha oat latte was still being poured when the train arrived. I made it! I was very grateful to the station guard. He gave me a cheery wave 🤗
It's still raining heavily. Do I wear my fur for the look & risk a damp pelt or look sensible?
Scratch that. I'm going for a damp pelt
Scratch that. I'm going for a damp pelt
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's still raining heavily. Do I wear my fur for the look & risk a damp pelt or look sensible?
Scratch that. I'm going for a damp pelt
Scratch that. I'm going for a damp pelt
Still fannying about in my bra & tights. Dangly earrings are on so there's that 😖
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Still fannying about in my bra & tights. Dangly earrings are on so there's that 😖
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BlueSky is like a psych ward w no staff- I luv that for us
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
BlueSky is like a psych ward w no staff- I luv that for us
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If you want innuendos I'd definitely give you one
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If you want innuendos I'd definitely give you one
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I'm essentially a teenage boy aren't I? Football, Star Wars & low level innuendo 😅😬
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm essentially a teenage boy aren't I? Football, Star Wars & low level innuendo 😅😬
Google pics decided to create a collage from the numerous pics I took of me being a Gooner & sent me this. I'm amused that Ducklan Rice is in it 😅🦆
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Google pics decided to create a collage from the numerous pics I took of me being a Gooner & sent me this. I'm amused that Ducklan Rice is in it 😅🦆
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
Another @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social masterpiece ... Go & visit his website for your gifting needs. I'm keeping this one though. Because it made me laugh 😅 Thank you Tokyo 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Another @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social masterpiece ... Go & visit his website for your gifting needs. I'm keeping this one though. Because it made me laugh 😅 Thank you Tokyo 🖤
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
My mother is *beside* herself over today's Strictly spoiler. You should see the number of exclamation marks I got on WhatsApp. Talk about don't shoot the messenger.
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My mother is *beside* herself over today's Strictly spoiler. You should see the number of exclamation marks I got on WhatsApp. Talk about don't shoot the messenger.
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The white people I know in London who grew up here have friends neighbours and lovers who are people of colour Ed West who is of course posh doesn’t speak for them
No surprise that Ed West thinks you have to be white for London to be "your city", but still shocking that the *London* Standard prints this stuff.
[NB 1/2 of Londoners born in 2000 were not "white British"]
www.standard.co.uk/comment/gen-...
[NB 1/2 of Londoners born in 2000 were not "white British"]
www.standard.co.uk/comment/gen-...
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The white people I know in London who grew up here have friends neighbours and lovers who are people of colour Ed West who is of course posh doesn’t speak for them
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James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen – late contender for TV moment of the year
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
James Acaster getting his 'food hell' on Saturday Kitchen – late contender for TV moment of the year
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
Somebody give me breakfast in bed.
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Somebody give me breakfast in bed.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
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“It’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never have shone.” ~ John Steinbeck
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“It’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never have shone.” ~ John Steinbeck
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The French: Hey, let's saunter into the Louvre and nick £80 million worth of crown jewels.
The English: Hey, let's chuck apple crumble at the display case then get arrested.
It's no wonder we're not allowed to have nice things.
The English: Hey, let's chuck apple crumble at the display case then get arrested.
It's no wonder we're not allowed to have nice things.
And so they should be arrested!!
What a terrible waste of good apple crumble!😋
Pity they couldn't pinch Charlie's baubles too...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What a terrible waste of good apple crumble!😋
Pity they couldn't pinch Charlie's baubles too...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Four arrested over defacing of Crown Jewels display case at Tower of London
The group Take Back Power says its members poured custard and apple crumble on the display.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The French: Hey, let's saunter into the Louvre and nick £80 million worth of crown jewels.
The English: Hey, let's chuck apple crumble at the display case then get arrested.
It's no wonder we're not allowed to have nice things.
The English: Hey, let's chuck apple crumble at the display case then get arrested.
It's no wonder we're not allowed to have nice things.
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Somebody finally discovered the bed warmer we added to their pet bed. 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Somebody finally discovered the bed warmer we added to their pet bed. 🥰
Stop asking me to subscribe to you. We're not there yet 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Stop asking me to subscribe to you. We're not there yet 🙄
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When I repost stuff, it's usually something I find relatable on a personal level, something I agree with or to support my followers. I really hope nobody is reading more into it than that... 🐼😟😟
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When I repost stuff, it's usually something I find relatable on a personal level, something I agree with or to support my followers. I really hope nobody is reading more into it than that... 🐼😟😟
Woke up at stupid o'clock thinking of Mo Salah & what will become of him at Liverpool FC 😞
HBU?
HBU?
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Woke up at stupid o'clock thinking of Mo Salah & what will become of him at Liverpool FC 😞
HBU?
HBU?