Van3ssaV 🦋
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Pinned
The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
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A great blue heron taking flight in a Louisiana swamp. #photography
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A great blue heron taking flight in a Louisiana swamp. #photography
I guess I've got a potty mouth then. Sorry about that. I'll try & do better.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I guess I've got a potty mouth then. Sorry about that. I'll try & do better.
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Let’s not forget Tom Stoppard was a refugee
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Let’s not forget Tom Stoppard was a refugee
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
This is insane. What an absolute prick.
Ladies, it's getting cold out there. Watch out for hobosexuals, even when they aren't even yours.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is insane. What an absolute prick.
Fucking hell Spurs, I haven't even turned over to Sky Sports! 😬🙄
GOAL - Harry Wilson
Tottenham 0-2 Fulham
Tottenham 0-2 Fulham
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fucking hell Spurs, I haven't even turned over to Sky Sports! 😬🙄
What is said to me when I get reprimanded for being drunk & disorderly ...
You make sailors blush.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What is said to me when I get reprimanded for being drunk & disorderly ...
This has been said to me before 😬
im an amateur compared to you!
564 profanities in their last 9,664 posts.
🥇 "shite" (78 times)
🥈 "shit" (73 times)
🥉 "fuck" (68 times)
564 profanities in their last 9,664 posts.
🥇 "shite" (78 times)
🥈 "shit" (73 times)
🥉 "fuck" (68 times)
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This has been said to me before 😬
I use the selfie mode of my phone camera as a mirror sometimes. I keep forgetting it automatically takes a photo 😩
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I use the selfie mode of my phone camera as a mirror sometimes. I keep forgetting it automatically takes a photo 😩
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
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Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
His IMDB profile would be incredibly impressive on its own. I had no idea until now that he was a script doctor on so many major movies!
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
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Sad news about Tom Stoppard. His plays are funny, warm, moving, intellectual and popular all at once.
“Now you see me, now you…”
(Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)
May his memory be a blessing.
“Now you see me, now you…”
(Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)
May his memory be a blessing.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sad news about Tom Stoppard. His plays are funny, warm, moving, intellectual and popular all at once.
“Now you see me, now you…”
(Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)
May his memory be a blessing.
“Now you see me, now you…”
(Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)
May his memory be a blessing.
@profanity.accountant so, have I got a mouth like a sailor? 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@profanity.accountant so, have I got a mouth like a sailor? 🤔
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Been researching Saturday morning TV for, er, something, and I think that only two people appeared as guests (proper ones answering phones and so on, not just cameos) on all four of Swap Shop, Saturday SuperStore, Going Live and Live & Kicking. Can you guess who they were?
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Been researching Saturday morning TV for, er, something, and I think that only two people appeared as guests (proper ones answering phones and so on, not just cameos) on all four of Swap Shop, Saturday SuperStore, Going Live and Live & Kicking. Can you guess who they were?
Anyway, I'm home now. I've removed my bra so my boobs are loose & unfettered. Time to relax.
A large mug of Yorkie tea, pistachio cookies, Strictly & football. I've never been more alluring 😌
A large mug of Yorkie tea, pistachio cookies, Strictly & football. I've never been more alluring 😌
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyway, I'm home now. I've removed my bra so my boobs are loose & unfettered. Time to relax.
A large mug of Yorkie tea, pistachio cookies, Strictly & football. I've never been more alluring 😌
A large mug of Yorkie tea, pistachio cookies, Strictly & football. I've never been more alluring 😌
In other other news, a wedding proposal took place at the Harry Potter
9-3/4 platform earlier. Everyone clapping. I wasn't. I would have gone
expelliarmus & fucked off out of there 🙄
I mean, each to their own but that platform is by the toilets & that shit pub. What a venue 😬
9-3/4 platform earlier. Everyone clapping. I wasn't. I would have gone
expelliarmus & fucked off out of there 🙄
I mean, each to their own but that platform is by the toilets & that shit pub. What a venue 😬
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In other other news, a wedding proposal took place at the Harry Potter
9-3/4 platform earlier. Everyone clapping. I wasn't. I would have gone
expelliarmus & fucked off out of there 🙄
I mean, each to their own but that platform is by the toilets & that shit pub. What a venue 😬
9-3/4 platform earlier. Everyone clapping. I wasn't. I would have gone
expelliarmus & fucked off out of there 🙄
I mean, each to their own but that platform is by the toilets & that shit pub. What a venue 😬
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A simply incredible wordsmith. Brazil alone, never mind Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Last Crusade and Empire of the Sun. What a legacy. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A simply incredible wordsmith. Brazil alone, never mind Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Last Crusade and Empire of the Sun. What a legacy. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
In other news, my brother & I nearly got hit by a car jumping a red light as we crossed a road earlier. I was a little shocked. He was rather angry. Dude hadn't seen us. Extremely choice words were shouted at.
Imagine that though, death at Bumblefuck 😳
I'm far too pretty for that ffs so still here 🤗
Imagine that though, death at Bumblefuck 😳
I'm far too pretty for that ffs so still here 🤗
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In other news, my brother & I nearly got hit by a car jumping a red light as we crossed a road earlier. I was a little shocked. He was rather angry. Dude hadn't seen us. Extremely choice words were shouted at.
Imagine that though, death at Bumblefuck 😳
I'm far too pretty for that ffs so still here 🤗
Imagine that though, death at Bumblefuck 😳
I'm far too pretty for that ffs so still here 🤗
My brother & I repeatedly telling our mother not to pay the Uber man when he drops her off at home is the soundtrack to the end of any time we spend with her 😩🥴
She. Still. Can't. Get. Her. Head. Around. On. How. It. Works. No. Matter. How. Many. Times. We. Explain. To. Her 🤯
She. Still. Can't. Get. Her. Head. Around. On. How. It. Works. No. Matter. How. Many. Times. We. Explain. To. Her 🤯
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My brother & I repeatedly telling our mother not to pay the Uber man when he drops her off at home is the soundtrack to the end of any time we spend with her 😩🥴
She. Still. Can't. Get. Her. Head. Around. On. How. It. Works. No. Matter. How. Many. Times. We. Explain. To. Her 🤯
She. Still. Can't. Get. Her. Head. Around. On. How. It. Works. No. Matter. How. Many. Times. We. Explain. To. Her 🤯
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I’m interested to know: if you were the sort of person who might buying a handmade wooden-handled knife (or a pair/set), what sort would be of most interest?
- Steak
- Pocket/craft
- Chef’s
- Other (e.g. bread/carving/cake)
No poll function here, so a quick comment would be welcome...
- Steak
- Pocket/craft
- Chef’s
- Other (e.g. bread/carving/cake)
No poll function here, so a quick comment would be welcome...
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m interested to know: if you were the sort of person who might buying a handmade wooden-handled knife (or a pair/set), what sort would be of most interest?
- Steak
- Pocket/craft
- Chef’s
- Other (e.g. bread/carving/cake)
No poll function here, so a quick comment would be welcome...
- Steak
- Pocket/craft
- Chef’s
- Other (e.g. bread/carving/cake)
No poll function here, so a quick comment would be welcome...
I'm trying to enjoy my beef nasi goreng but Bumblefuck has also gone balls deep for Christmas & parties & I'm currently having Lady Marmalade giving it full voice chanteuse with voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? 🥴😩
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm trying to enjoy my beef nasi goreng but Bumblefuck has also gone balls deep for Christmas & parties & I'm currently having Lady Marmalade giving it full voice chanteuse with voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? 🥴😩
Thank you to the gods of Chanel Les Beiges & all who fade in her.
Look less like a corpse. At least dug up.
In sunlight 🧟
Winning ✌🏼
Look less like a corpse. At least dug up.
In sunlight 🧟
Winning ✌🏼
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thank you to the gods of Chanel Les Beiges & all who fade in her.
Look less like a corpse. At least dug up.
In sunlight 🧟
Winning ✌🏼
Look less like a corpse. At least dug up.
In sunlight 🧟
Winning ✌🏼
My brother pointed out the Emirates stadium as we went past & I found myself doing an arm aloft fist wave towards it in homage just in case you were wondering how much of a Gooner I am 🥴😁
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My brother pointed out the Emirates stadium as we went past & I found myself doing an arm aloft fist wave towards it in homage just in case you were wondering how much of a Gooner I am 🥴😁
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
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I'm not vegan, but I generally prefer non meat sausage rolls. The Greggs vegan ones are just plasticine and since most have become vegan rather than vegetarian, there has been a marked decline in both flavour and texture.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm not vegan, but I generally prefer non meat sausage rolls. The Greggs vegan ones are just plasticine and since most have become vegan rather than vegetarian, there has been a marked decline in both flavour and texture.