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Jopijedd Erasmus

@jopijedd.bsky.social

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Specialist in the delivery of quality passengers in remote areas. Love the wireless and audio obscura. Estranged European. Clothes by Man at C&A. Thick toddler. Oh yeah, it's a beautiful day for a mistake. Big in the suburbs. Sky Subscriber #1,098,261.

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2h

What a pain in the NACUS.

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2h

Watching the first episode of the latest series of #Hunted. Whilst i've already had a moan about bus ticket machine payment processing, i'd love to know the true rules of the gameplay in the series. Also genuinely amazing how many rookie mistakes are being made.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 4h

I'm willing to bet the day they were filming that, Hants & Dorset were dropping mileage in Andover.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 4h

Cover of the Star Turn CD single of Parklife / Roll With It.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 4h

I was covering a certain primary school run for the first time this academic year today. It's amazing how the absence of just two of the faces from last year have transformed it from my absolute least favourite turn in to a pretty pleasant job.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 4h

They've got to pish all the profit from new flock purchasing iPhone Pro Max 54s somewhere.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 11h

My word, the fag clag yellowing on the spine end of that is astonishing.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 16h

Bleurgh.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

I try to watch #Later with an open mind. Then i see the parade of privilege public school indie band come on, like a rejected, ridiculous out-take from Saltburn and i do not understand why people whose judgement is normally spot on rate them so much.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

We've booked a folk band by mistake. #AtTheWheeltappers #WheeltappersAndShunters

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

As Windows 10 support ends on Tuesday, here is one of my regular whinges that Windows 11 is rubbish. Not Me or 8 rubbish, but just "why have you redesigned that, it worked fine" rubbish. The start menu. The window size controls. Tabs on Notepad and Command windows. All horseshit.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 1d

Oh look, it's the album that should be winning the Mercury prize this year.
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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

I've spent a lovely evening in a mad, loud, sweaty room and even though I'm too old for it, it was life affirmingly glorious.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder why he suddenly got the munchies and when his boss will announce a new "random" drug testing policy...

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

These receipt powered exit gates are commonplace around most of the rest of western europe, places where shopping is generally more convivial and better supported anyway.

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

The best thing about this was no stupid candlelight versions of pop hits and a total absence of both Winkleman and Holden.

Albumble & ESC armchair @anngrace.bsky.social · 2d

Catching up with #Taskmaster and now wanting a whole mini series of people eating Lamé Ducks

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Pete Firman @petefirman.bsky.social · 3d

Speedy sleight of hand🥵

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 2d

Unsolicited Pic pic

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else got their popcorn? 🍿

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Plus, why did everyone keep turning their vehicles around in the lane outside the manor and doubling back on themselves? I need answers to this.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 2d

Woke up two thirds of my way through an elaborate whodunnit that my brain was putting on for me. Obviously the bloke who owns the manor house is a wrongun, but why did all the paperwork found under the stables look suspiciously new and none of the dates add up?

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 3d

Meanwhile, every #F1 fan on Facebook is currently busy doing this...

A dialogue box from Facebook telling me i've blocked Amelia Dimoldenberg.

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 3d

Not one to brag, but i do own a copy of the pre-Turtles version of the "Spin That Wheel" 7". #totp

Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 3d

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Jopijedd Erasmus @jopijedd.bsky.social · 3d

Maria McKee was in the charts because of a TV advertising campaign for holidays in Devon. #totp