Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
*huffing noises*
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 AM
*huffing noises*
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Christ they’ve live laugh loved the doctors
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Christ they’ve live laugh loved the doctors
Richard III
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Richard III
My mate is in counselling for divorce and the organisation is called Crossroads
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My mate is in counselling for divorce and the organisation is called Crossroads
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
Me when it’s bins
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Me when it’s bins
Have you appeared at Bridlington this year
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Have you appeared at Bridlington this year
This is such a beautifully niche gag
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
This is such a beautifully niche gag
Reposted by Dan McPainInTheKnees
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
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They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
The beckoning fair one (Oliver onions)
I saw the above while accompanying my boyfriend to a hospital appointment. Also present was a cardboard cut-out that unfortunately does make it look like the waiting room is haunted by the ghost of Florence Nightingale
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The beckoning fair one (Oliver onions)
In the 1st episode 3cylons crash and 2 survive. Theres a fun fan theory the 3 cyclon was found and recycled into the tech for KITT in knight rider
#OnThisDay 1980: Galactica 1980 arrived on ABC—and quickly fell apart. This revival of Battlestar Galactica had time travel, Super Scouts, and FCC educational detours. Network meddling, budget issues, cast chaos, falling ratings doomed it fast. The finale was actually good!🚀
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
In the 1st episode 3cylons crash and 2 survive. Theres a fun fan theory the 3 cyclon was found and recycled into the tech for KITT in knight rider
It’s up there with the inexplicable amount of norman collier bantz
One thing you can say about Bluesky: the Ea-Nasir banter is *strong*.
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 PM
It’s up there with the inexplicable amount of norman collier bantz
Wonder what he thought of mutiny on the buses
Jean-Paul Sartre died in 1980. Incredible to think he may have seen the film “Every Which Way But Loose”.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Wonder what he thought of mutiny on the buses
Lovely normal man being lovely and normal
January 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Lovely normal man being lovely and normal
First gig of year
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
First gig of year
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
I do this for you you know
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I do this for you you know
LADS LADS LADS
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
LADS LADS LADS
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“Firstly, are you ok?”
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“Firstly, are you ok?”
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'Now, my love, you've got the trouser press, the set of allen keys and the kiddies' deep fat fryer, as well as £34. Do you want to keep that, or gamble against what's behind Bully's Prize Board?'
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
'Now, my love, you've got the trouser press, the set of allen keys and the kiddies' deep fat fryer, as well as £34. Do you want to keep that, or gamble against what's behind Bully's Prize Board?'
Well today has been a write off and now I’ve got to go to Nottingham
January 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Well today has been a write off and now I’ve got to go to Nottingham
Blodwyn pig was my mothers name
Melody Maker gig advert, March 21 1970. Promising support act you've got there, Deep Purple.
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Blodwyn pig was my mothers name
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using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables