Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
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HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
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Tonight’s costume involves me wearing a baseball cap. This is very unpleasant
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There’s 3 acts here and we’ve already filled the green room with props frocks and wigs
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I was watching a showing of it and the pipes in the corner bit made a room full of 40year olds scream out loud
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All being well see you tomorrow
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He and I went to the same high school (several decades apart)
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I wonder what the John Inman show was like
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Oh my headliner at my gig tonight had just pulled out with Covid. Arse
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chriso1.bsky.social
NY DOMESTIC LEG
SIRLOIN HAM QUARTERS
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anna-molly.bsky.social
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown
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“I bet Philip morris hasn’t even recreated it with AI”
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My mates just landed in Toronto and gone “oh I’ve not packed properly at all”
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wangleberry.bsky.social
Remembered today that I once dreamed Alan Moore was showing me round a museum exhibition of memes. He paused on the attached image (which was so vivid I had to immediately draw it when I woke up) and insisted that it contained 'esoteric secrets'
It's an old man pope with an upraised hand - the wrong hand - gesturing to the phrase 'KNIFE CRIME NO'. Look the vibes are so off with this
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Is stars danger diets one sentence or 3 headlines
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That I can’t get a train from brum to Stoke after like 10:30 is bonkers tbh
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We used to be a proper country