Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
Lovely normal man being lovely and normal
January 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Lovely normal man being lovely and normal
First gig of year
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
First gig of year
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
Nottingham
Headline slot
Back by 11pm
Very nice
I do this for you you know
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I do this for you you know
LADS LADS LADS
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
LADS LADS LADS
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“Firstly, are you ok?”
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“Firstly, are you ok?”
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'Now, my love, you've got the trouser press, the set of allen keys and the kiddies' deep fat fryer, as well as £34. Do you want to keep that, or gamble against what's behind Bully's Prize Board?'
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
'Now, my love, you've got the trouser press, the set of allen keys and the kiddies' deep fat fryer, as well as £34. Do you want to keep that, or gamble against what's behind Bully's Prize Board?'
Well today has been a write off and now I’ve got to go to Nottingham
January 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Well today has been a write off and now I’ve got to go to Nottingham
Blodwyn pig was my mothers name
Melody Maker gig advert, March 21 1970. Promising support act you've got there, Deep Purple.
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Blodwyn pig was my mothers name
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using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
Man with imposter syndrome discovers he’s the Lindbergh baby
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Man with imposter syndrome discovers he’s the Lindbergh baby
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Television began on this day in 1926. Shortly after that, Doctor Who fans started a campaign to get rid of the current producer.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Television began on this day in 1926. Shortly after that, Doctor Who fans started a campaign to get rid of the current producer.
OH FUCK OFF IS IT BINS AS WEL
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
OH FUCK OFF IS IT BINS AS WEL
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Hahahaha, perfect
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Hahahaha, perfect
CVNTY MRJames
Trying a perfume sample & I’m absolutely smitten, realising it fulfils my ultimate aspiration scentwise, which is to smell as much like a slutty cathedral as possible
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
CVNTY MRJames
A geneuinely good bot of fan design there
In continuity you can argue that the reason the alien symbol looks like a s is the house of el sigil is what we’re reading as the negative space
In continuity you can argue that the reason the alien symbol looks like a s is the house of el sigil is what we’re reading as the negative space
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 PM
A geneuinely good bot of fan design there
In continuity you can argue that the reason the alien symbol looks like a s is the house of el sigil is what we’re reading as the negative space
In continuity you can argue that the reason the alien symbol looks like a s is the house of el sigil is what we’re reading as the negative space
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
If you’re swapping them for 20 silk cut I’m in
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 AM
If you’re swapping them for 20 silk cut I’m in
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In a way it’s a shame this sort of thing is a scam as I can’t think of a more perfect job for hyper focusing autistics
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 AM
In a way it’s a shame this sort of thing is a scam as I can’t think of a more perfect job for hyper focusing autistics
JESUS H CHRIST
January 26, 2026 at 11:05 AM
JESUS H CHRIST
Oh I’ve got a gig in the evening and now can’t do anything paralysis is it
January 26, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Oh I’ve got a gig in the evening and now can’t do anything paralysis is it
I’m always asking that question
The people who write porridge directions like it like Readybrek, apparently.
Why so wet?!
Why so wet?!
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I’m always asking that question
I’ve just realised. They’re sending ICE against Gritty
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I’ve just realised. They’re sending ICE against Gritty