Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
JGBallatd once said “I must reach out and touch the infinite”
Which meant he’d fucked your mum
Which meant he’d fucked your mum
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
JGBallatd once said “I must reach out and touch the infinite”
Which meant he’d fucked your mum
Which meant he’d fucked your mum
“I mean they’re all autistic aren’t they.”
“Even O’Brian”
“Especially O’Brian”
“Even O’Brian”
“Especially O’Brian”
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“I mean they’re all autistic aren’t they.”
“Even O’Brian”
“Especially O’Brian”
“Even O’Brian”
“Especially O’Brian”
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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World’s biggest Doctor Who fan in 1963 watching second episode of An Unearthly Child.
Well! At least part one was good, eh?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
World’s biggest Doctor Who fan in 1963 watching second episode of An Unearthly Child.
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Everyone today
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Everyone today
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Odd choice for a party venue
Keir Starmer has told MPs he was horrified at the sight of a teenage girl being pulled from rubble in Ukraine - as he celebrated his own daughter's birthday.
Starmer voices horror over Ukrainian girl his daughter's age pulled from rubble
www.mirror.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Odd choice for a party venue
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“Just been given”. Hmmm. Chinny reckon.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Just been given”. Hmmm. Chinny reckon.
See we don’t need any new television at all. It’s fine. It’s too much. Just stop it
BBC reportedly developing reboot of classic children's drama #GrangeHill. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/grangeh...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/grangeh...
GRANGE HILL: BBC REPORTEDLY DEVELOPING REBOOT OF CLASSIC CHILDREN'S DRAMA
The BBC are reportedly developing a reboot of classic children's school-based drama Grange Hill, according to The Sun newspaper. The show ran from 1978-2008 with over 600 episodes produced.A source to...
www.tvzoneuk.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
See we don’t need any new television at all. It’s fine. It’s too much. Just stop it
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The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
Somebody on Twitter once replied to something I’d tweeted with
“Well if you’d ever watched doctor who you’d know…”
Erm
“Well if you’d ever watched doctor who you’d know…”
Erm
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Somebody on Twitter once replied to something I’d tweeted with
“Well if you’d ever watched doctor who you’d know…”
Erm
“Well if you’d ever watched doctor who you’d know…”
Erm
A BETTER BRITAIN
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A BETTER BRITAIN
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
I mean Thoth i wouldn’t open with it
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I mean Thoth i wouldn’t open with it
As it’s come on the radio Although not my thing I can see why N-dubz hit so big. The stuff is quite anthemic, lots of non specific teenage making the best of yourself stuff, and there is some interesting stuff going on in the production
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As it’s come on the radio Although not my thing I can see why N-dubz hit so big. The stuff is quite anthemic, lots of non specific teenage making the best of yourself stuff, and there is some interesting stuff going on in the production
Bloody finally one with the insert. Particularly autistic side quest there mckee
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Bloody finally one with the insert. Particularly autistic side quest there mckee
I absolutely refuse. If anything I’m going to get worse
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I absolutely refuse. If anything I’m going to get worse
Possibly a bit 50s for me but could possibly make that work under my faux coat. Need some dead straight Edwardian style trousers which I don’t have
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Possibly a bit 50s for me but could possibly make that work under my faux coat. Need some dead straight Edwardian style trousers which I don’t have
Just wandered into a ww2 memorabilia market stall that went a bit
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Just wandered into a ww2 memorabilia market stall that went a bit
A better Britain
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A better Britain
I lived in Scotland for 6years and this has stayed in my speech pattern (along with the general referral to everything and anything up to and including cars as “yer man”)
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I lived in Scotland for 6years and this has stayed in my speech pattern (along with the general referral to everything and anything up to and including cars as “yer man”)
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Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham