Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
Michael Howard?
Daily Express: KEMI: MY PARTY IS FOR SERIOUS
PEOPLE AND NOT DRAMA QUEENS #TomorrowsPapersToday
PEOPLE AND NOT DRAMA QUEENS #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Michael Howard?
Finally found how a dog would wear trousers
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Finally found how a dog would wear trousers
The bsky - norman collier/ea-nasir/TOTP/crossroads radicalisation should be studied and implemented nationwide.
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The bsky - norman collier/ea-nasir/TOTP/crossroads radicalisation should be studied and implemented nationwide.
Well this is strange. Did my first dose of higher blood pressure meds and now it’s higher than it’s been in weeks
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Well this is strange. Did my first dose of higher blood pressure meds and now it’s higher than it’s been in weeks
Oh no. I have bee one-upped
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh no. I have bee one-upped
Reposted by Dan McPainInTheKnees
Tbh this is probably the most accurate depiction of the British psyche that I've ever seen.
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Tbh this is probably the most accurate depiction of the British psyche that I've ever seen.
Now if I was the charger to dans water squeegee vacuum where in the ADHD would I be
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Now if I was the charger to dans water squeegee vacuum where in the ADHD would I be
TEMU
what have you done?
what have you done?
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
TEMU
what have you done?
what have you done?
A medieval spy thriller called the man from NUNCLE
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
A medieval spy thriller called the man from NUNCLE
Got to have a system
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Got to have a system
Reposted by Dan McPainInTheKnees
Idea for a reality show: BRITPOP DEMON HUNTERS where Jarvis Cocker tracks down members of Sleeper with a stake.
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Idea for a reality show: BRITPOP DEMON HUNTERS where Jarvis Cocker tracks down members of Sleeper with a stake.
No
Nobody has ever thought that sentence ever
Nobody has ever thought that sentence ever
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM
No
Nobody has ever thought that sentence ever
Nobody has ever thought that sentence ever
Deforest Kelly implies the existence of balanced ecosystem Kelly
January 28, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Deforest Kelly implies the existence of balanced ecosystem Kelly
*huffing noises*
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 AM
*huffing noises*
Reposted by Dan McPainInTheKnees
Christ they’ve live laugh loved the doctors
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Christ they’ve live laugh loved the doctors
Richard III
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Richard III
My mate is in counselling for divorce and the organisation is called Crossroads
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My mate is in counselling for divorce and the organisation is called Crossroads
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
You do now know the restraint it has taken me not to make a gag
Me when it’s bins
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Me when it’s bins
Have you appeared at Bridlington this year
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Have you appeared at Bridlington this year
This is such a beautifully niche gag
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
This is such a beautifully niche gag
Reposted by Dan McPainInTheKnees
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader