Doktor Funktion
@aylwin.bsky.social
Aspiring dosser / emerging Art abolitionist / Corieltauvi separatist
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Doktor Funktion
@aylwin.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Period repost of the stuff I do cos I've recently sorted out the very bad spelling and grammar in a couple of things and also finished a new thing: all of them are available for free download here: aylwin-lambert.itch.io
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Well played nature. Really capturing the zeitgeist. The collapse of connection. The rubble that is romance. 😚👌 mwah 10/10
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Well played nature. Really capturing the zeitgeist. The collapse of connection. The rubble that is romance. 😚👌 mwah 10/10
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The new school guidance and the changes to trans youth healthcare very much are conversion practices. They are processes set up to deny trans children their ability to transition and deny their identity as trans all set up to get them to desist
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The new school guidance and the changes to trans youth healthcare very much are conversion practices. They are processes set up to deny trans children their ability to transition and deny their identity as trans all set up to get them to desist
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Refusing social transition is also an active intervention and one that makes children fucking miserable
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Refusing social transition is also an active intervention and one that makes children fucking miserable
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Every day in Britain over one billion children are killed by screen time.
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Every day in Britain over one billion children are killed by screen time.
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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the government which said it was powerless to change the law when the supreme court ruled about trans people is suddenly going to remember very quickly they can do lawmaking when it comes to cracking down on dissent
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
the government which said it was powerless to change the law when the supreme court ruled about trans people is suddenly going to remember very quickly they can do lawmaking when it comes to cracking down on dissent
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imagine if the mad lass does it a second time
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
imagine if the mad lass does it a second time
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I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in bypass dig. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in Melton bypass digs
Archaeological digs unearth a rich seam of discoveries dating back to prehistory.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
The racism understander has logged on to inform us that "race is decided by your postcode and opinions".
The point is that Polanski's Jewish heritage is barely relevant. Starmer is part of a living, breathing, challah-breaking Jewish community, whereas, Polanski's anti-Israel stance separates him from the vast majority of England's Jews. The cry of 'But Zack is Jewish!' doesn't cut it.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The racism understander has logged on to inform us that "race is decided by your postcode and opinions".
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The actual title for this is "Somebody Suggests Getting A Chippy Tea"
Self-Portrait in a Cap https://collections.artsmia.org/art/42108/
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
The actual title for this is "Somebody Suggests Getting A Chippy Tea"
Now I know what it feels like to have a sniper head shot you at 1000m.
millennials telling you the most concerning fucking childhood memories anyone's ever heard:
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Now I know what it feels like to have a sniper head shot you at 1000m.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Having a big fucking party when this misery causing sack of shit dies, hope she gets pecked to death by seagulls or a piano falls on her or she forgets to get out of a car before it gets cubed but most of all I hope its soon.
Cw: BBC transphobia, suicide
In response to the huge rise in trans youth suicide caused by the NHS withdrawing medical care and the Gov cover up to hide that being exposed, the UK Gov deploy their pet conversion abuser to run interference.
In response to the huge rise in trans youth suicide caused by the NHS withdrawing medical care and the Gov cover up to hide that being exposed, the UK Gov deploy their pet conversion abuser to run interference.
Children 'weaponised' in toxic trans debate, Cass says
Clinician Dr Hilary Cass says
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Having a big fucking party when this misery causing sack of shit dies, hope she gets pecked to death by seagulls or a piano falls on her or she forgets to get out of a car before it gets cubed but most of all I hope its soon.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
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Clarke Kent in Smallville is such a fucking dork loser (trying to keep myself current with some 21st century media)
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Clarke Kent in Smallville is such a fucking dork loser (trying to keep myself current with some 21st century media)
I swear Starmer could be caught on video putting a cat in a bin and you'd still get these people saying he's a good man who was badly advised about bin usage and cat care.
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I swear Starmer could be caught on video putting a cat in a bin and you'd still get these people saying he's a good man who was badly advised about bin usage and cat care.
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I'm too high for this head shape
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I'm too high for this head shape
Been sucked into the website and that you can buy a 30 grand crystal scene of some marvel people but they don't do a single dinosaur shows how far we have fallen as a society.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Been sucked into the website and that you can buy a 30 grand crystal scene of some marvel people but they don't do a single dinosaur shows how far we have fallen as a society.
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Top 👏 up 👏 your 👏 autism
Reminder that if you were born between 1970 and 1990, you can get MMR boosters free on the NHS. Just call your GP surgery and ask, they'll get you a nurse's appointment pretty quick www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Health officials are racing to contain a growing measles outbreak in London, which has struck down dozens of young children and affected 7 schools and a nursery.
UKHSA has warned an outbreak across London could see 40,000 - 160,000 cases:
www.thetimes.com/uk/healthcar...
UKHSA has warned an outbreak across London could see 40,000 - 160,000 cases:
www.thetimes.com/uk/healthcar...
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Top 👏 up 👏 your 👏 autism
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Happy Captain Cooked day everyone!
February 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Happy Captain Cooked day everyone!