Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
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Aspiring dosser / emerging Art abolitionist / Corieltauvi separatist
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Period repost of the stuff I do cos I've recently sorted out the very bad spelling and grammar in a couple of things and also finished a new thing: all of them are available for free download here: aylwin-lambert.itch.io
Fuck it, give it to him, if anyone deserves to be holding the parcel when the music stops and the press starts really turning on them then it's this dead eyed freak.
"Coronation": the latest thinking on how to overcome the fact the Labour membership would never choose Wesley.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Fuck it, give it to him, if anyone deserves to be holding the parcel when the music stops and the press starts really turning on them then it's this dead eyed freak.
Whoever coined "Device hoarding" really does deserve some very special treatment when they get to hell.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whoever coined "Device hoarding" really does deserve some very special treatment when they get to hell.
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While everyone is worrying about a Reform government, a Labour one is already taking away our rights
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
While everyone is worrying about a Reform government, a Labour one is already taking away our rights
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Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
One of my favourite things about Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is it has the guy who played Rabies in childrens classic Maid Marian and her Merry Men in it, just a guy going through live, giving off the most powerful merry man vibes of our era.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my favourite things about Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is it has the guy who played Rabies in childrens classic Maid Marian and her Merry Men in it, just a guy going through live, giving off the most powerful merry man vibes of our era.
On the other hand the brain starts turning to shit in the 60s so by the same metric we could remove capacity from a huge number of the worst fuckers in power.
Stand by for Age Gap Discourse to get even more obnoxious as hardliners claim anyone under 32 is a literal child
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30s
Study suggests brain development has four pivotal ‘turning points’ at around the ages of nine, 32, 66 and 83
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the other hand the brain starts turning to shit in the 60s so by the same metric we could remove capacity from a huge number of the worst fuckers in power.
What the fuck is wrong with them? They're the most dangerous government of my life time and that includes Thatcher, I despise them and anyone still prepared to support them, just utter scum.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What the fuck is wrong with them? They're the most dangerous government of my life time and that includes Thatcher, I despise them and anyone still prepared to support them, just utter scum.
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Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My last three brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My last three brain cells
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Shhh! She's coming...
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Shhh! She's coming...
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What sort of baby-brain would it take to be shocked that he leader of the fascist racist party who rose to prominence by pimping xenophobia is a racist?
I mean it's not complicated. Twenty people who were there have confirmed that Nigel Farage said all of these things.
He's the only one denying it, which means just one thing. He is a liar
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
He's the only one denying it, which means just one thing. He is a liar
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Twenty people allege he has a racist past. He denies it. Who’s telling the truth about Farage’s schooldays?
Reform UK’s leader refuses to answer questions about his abusive behaviour, claiming there’s ‘no evidence’. We talk to victims and witnesses
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
What sort of baby-brain would it take to be shocked that he leader of the fascist racist party who rose to prominence by pimping xenophobia is a racist?
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Technically the Famileigh are a 21st century vaudeville.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Technically the Famileigh are a 21st century vaudeville.
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Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.
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I know it's asking a lot for journalists to be educated about what fascism is on an ideological and philosophical level, but this kind of thing is *unambiguously* fascism.
Reform are so dangerous and this headline doesn’t do it justice. I also think a piece like this should start with the politician‘s core views just to emphasise the urgency.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I know it's asking a lot for journalists to be educated about what fascism is on an ideological and philosophical level, but this kind of thing is *unambiguously* fascism.
It doesn't matter if this is true or not, morality isn't the same as legality and something being legal doesn't justify it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It doesn't matter if this is true or not, morality isn't the same as legality and something being legal doesn't justify it.
I dont even know who they're making this for, all the nerd kids are into anime now and surely there can't be that many emotionally stunted adults who are still into this shit?
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I dont even know who they're making this for, all the nerd kids are into anime now and surely there can't be that many emotionally stunted adults who are still into this shit?
As someone in their 40s im shocked by this given the time and effort my generation spent on ascertaining that this was the one thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.
Woke up to a wall to wall feed of 40 year olds finding out what felching is from the worst possible source
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
As someone in their 40s im shocked by this given the time and effort my generation spent on ascertaining that this was the one thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.
Cats love going out in the rain then coming indoors and shouting at you about it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Cats love going out in the rain then coming indoors and shouting at you about it.
New "brigaded by the vile trolls" just dropped.
I made one mild comment on the basis of the article, and have been flamed by a load of nutters 😂
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
New "brigaded by the vile trolls" just dropped.