Doktor Funktion
@aylwin.bsky.social
Aspiring dosser / emerging Art abolitionist / Corieltauvi separatist
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Doktor Funktion
@aylwin.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Period repost of the stuff I do cos I've recently sorted out the very bad spelling and grammar in a couple of things and also finished a new thing: all of them are available for free download here: aylwin-lambert.itch.io
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Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive
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reactivated to boost this, as have been updated that squatters are still in need- I am a huge believer in squatting & feel it is very important now but also just on a human level what has happened to this group is horrible & traumatic pls share & support www.gofundme.com/f/mass-arres...
Donate to MASS ARREST! Help the squatters xxx, organized by Brad Lee
Hello friends, comrades, anonymous homies
13/2/26
Yesterday 52 police officers br… Brad Lee needs your support for MASS ARREST! Help the squatters xxx
www.gofundme.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
reactivated to boost this, as have been updated that squatters are still in need- I am a huge believer in squatting & feel it is very important now but also just on a human level what has happened to this group is horrible & traumatic pls share & support www.gofundme.com/f/mass-arres...
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this is just being british and middle class
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
this is just being british and middle class
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I polled 100 people and 60% of them told me that chocolate milk comes from chocolate milk cows we must treat this as public opinion fact and cater to it
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I polled 100 people and 60% of them told me that chocolate milk comes from chocolate milk cows we must treat this as public opinion fact and cater to it
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Sending our strongest soldier (a depressed person in their mid 30s) against the most lead poisoned Gen Xer, Facebook slopped boomer, and Peter Thiel’s framemogged blood boy
Millenials - It's all on us now.
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Sending our strongest soldier (a depressed person in their mid 30s) against the most lead poisoned Gen Xer, Facebook slopped boomer, and Peter Thiel’s framemogged blood boy
It would actually be better if AI was replaced with cocaine cos at least then all the money being spent on this fixation would lead to some absolutely banging films.
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It would actually be better if AI was replaced with cocaine cos at least then all the money being spent on this fixation would lead to some absolutely banging films.
This is all good and definitely describes me but honestly applying this to education and not the wider world would probably just end up fucking up ND kids over once they hit adulthood cos most jobs do not give a fuck about your curiosity and as things stand people need to be prepared for that.
www.positive.news/lifestyle/he... Useful article about research that's happening, around reframing ADHD from 'attention deficit' to a form of hypercuriosity. Not a lack of attention but fast-changing deep focus? Arguably so.
Rethinking ADHD as ‘hypercuriosity’
What if ADHD isn’t a deficit of attention, but an intensified curiosity? A new study explores how reframing ADHD could transform education
www.positive.news
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This is all good and definitely describes me but honestly applying this to education and not the wider world would probably just end up fucking up ND kids over once they hit adulthood cos most jobs do not give a fuck about your curiosity and as things stand people need to be prepared for that.
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Getting mad at students for the consumerisation of University is ridiculous behaviour tbh. I'm pretty sure students did protests against it where they got their faces smashed in, now they're just reacting to a reality forced on them.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Getting mad at students for the consumerisation of University is ridiculous behaviour tbh. I'm pretty sure students did protests against it where they got their faces smashed in, now they're just reacting to a reality forced on them.
Reposting this cos I've now seen it six times so fuck it, if having wall to wall Tonty shagging on the timeline is a decision that's been made then who I am to argue?
Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Reposting this cos I've now seen it six times so fuck it, if having wall to wall Tonty shagging on the timeline is a decision that's been made then who I am to argue?
Sorry but Keir Starmer is clearly a good man who was kidnapped and replaced 30 years ago by his evil twin, who you should absolutely still vote for cos the real Starmer is going to find his way out of that unlocked basement and return in triumph any day now.
February 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Sorry but Keir Starmer is clearly a good man who was kidnapped and replaced 30 years ago by his evil twin, who you should absolutely still vote for cos the real Starmer is going to find his way out of that unlocked basement and return in triumph any day now.
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Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
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I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein
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The idea of having to 'save' archaeology is fucking ridiculous, especially against a background of people constantly banging on about how British culture is being eroded or some bollocks. This is British culture and yet for some reason our very patriotic government doesn't give a shit.
Another one.
This is a really important find - unique in fact. It has slight similarities to a torc from Moulsford (in Reading Museum) but apart from that it's a totally new type. 🧵
PLEASE SHARE, thank you
#Archaeology #Treasure #Detecting
leicestershirecollections.org.uk/behind-the-s...
This is a really important find - unique in fact. It has slight similarities to a torc from Moulsford (in Reading Museum) but apart from that it's a totally new type. 🧵
PLEASE SHARE, thank you
#Archaeology #Treasure #Detecting
leicestershirecollections.org.uk/behind-the-s...
Help Save Leicestershire’s Bronze Age Torc
The Leicestershire Torc is a stunning 3,200-year-old gold object dating to the Middle Bronze Age period and is the only torc ever discovered in the county. It was a piece of very high-status jewellery...
leicestershirecollections.org.uk
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The idea of having to 'save' archaeology is fucking ridiculous, especially against a background of people constantly banging on about how British culture is being eroded or some bollocks. This is British culture and yet for some reason our very patriotic government doesn't give a shit.
People are dunking on the students about this and yeah, fair enough to a large degree, but ultimately they get one shot at at a degree that they pay through the nose for, may not have been able to afford to not go as planned because jobs aren't exactly high on the ground and this is the only...
This is emblematic of the consumer culture that fees have engendered.
What the hell did the students expect? It was a ONCE IN A CENTURY PANDEMIC. There were LAWS against congregating in public. Staff worked themselves to the bone to get online delivery working.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What the hell did the students expect? It was a ONCE IN A CENTURY PANDEMIC. There were LAWS against congregating in public. Staff worked themselves to the bone to get online delivery working.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Students begin Covid compensation claim against 36 more universities
It comes after University College London settled a claim from students there over lost learning in the pandemic.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
People are dunking on the students about this and yeah, fair enough to a large degree, but ultimately they get one shot at at a degree that they pay through the nose for, may not have been able to afford to not go as planned because jobs aren't exactly high on the ground and this is the only...
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Spartans were fucking revolting losers.
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Spartans were fucking revolting losers.
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Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
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Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Hate how we're just not allowed to have landmarks anymore (I will be genuinely gutted if this goes).
City artwork could be lost with car park demolition
The artwork Traffic Flow has been part of Nottingham for nearly 40 years but it could soon be gone.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hate how we're just not allowed to have landmarks anymore (I will be genuinely gutted if this goes).
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Well played nature. Really capturing the zeitgeist. The collapse of connection. The rubble that is romance. 😚👌 mwah 10/10
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Well played nature. Really capturing the zeitgeist. The collapse of connection. The rubble that is romance. 😚👌 mwah 10/10
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The new school guidance and the changes to trans youth healthcare very much are conversion practices. They are processes set up to deny trans children their ability to transition and deny their identity as trans all set up to get them to desist
February 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The new school guidance and the changes to trans youth healthcare very much are conversion practices. They are processes set up to deny trans children their ability to transition and deny their identity as trans all set up to get them to desist
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Refusing social transition is also an active intervention and one that makes children fucking miserable
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Refusing social transition is also an active intervention and one that makes children fucking miserable