Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
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aylwin.bsky.social
Period repost of the stuff I do cos I've recently sorted out the very bad spelling and grammar in a couple of things and also finished a new thing: all of them are available for free download here: aylwin-lambert.itch.io
Cover for 'The Forms of Object Apprehension' - it's red, black and blue and loosely designed in the style of 80s/90s science textbooks. Behind the text are various abstract forms. Cover for 'Construct Your Own RCS - Record Card System and Decorated Storage Seat' - A Research Tool for Using Craft & Creativity in Personal Enquiry - Part Two: Woden Cross Stich. There a images bound by boxes, the two larger ones are based on a birds eye view of a index card box, There are 5 images: a stack of 4 record card boxes, some dickhead using a mitre saw, a cross stiched face, detail from a router being used, close up of a card with stickers and some writing on it. Cover for Revival: A Proposal for Common Miscellanies. The cover is an almost direct copy of Reaper, a wargame manual that was a predecessor of Warhammer (although it was open for all miniatures- the guy who designed it died penniless round the corner from where I used to live which says a lot really). The only change is a picture of flowers instead of a monster thing (another word for miscellanies was florigellum, literally 'a gathering of flowers')
aylwin.bsky.social
Cant believe my long held belief that people should have full and absolute bodily autonomy, no questions asked has been challenged by a guy who permently looks like his toupee has been snatched by the wind.
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richardfallon.bsky.social
A literary Iguanodon at the Earth Sciences Library. Do any other libraries have dinosaurs or other antediluvian creatures carved into the furniture?
aylwin.bsky.social
Oh yeah I meant that his shitty supercillious persona is there on every page.
aylwin.bsky.social
I've always felt Will Self was a bit of a shame cos his ideas are generally pretty good but he just writes like such a total cunt.
aylwin.bsky.social
Also everyone is too fucking knackered to go out even if they could afford it.
aylwin.bsky.social
Its an utterly bizarre statement when anyone with access to AI likely already has a phone with a video camera on it.
aylwin.bsky.social
I dunno Wight is pretty nice to visit, what about Jersey, let Bergerac deal with them.
aylwin.bsky.social
Michael Hesseltein pointing out that people are fascists doesn't make him good, it just confirms that those guys are definitely fascists because even very right wing monster Michael Hesseltein thinks they are.
aylwin.bsky.social
Even then though. Like they were known for basically being the personification of evil in human form.
aylwin.bsky.social
Woooooooooooooooooo there! Which warning to the curious?
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anarchonbury.bsky.social
Today my doctor told me it will be at least another six months until I can get the surgery on the NHS.

I am not exaggerating: I will be homeless and probably dead long before then. My situation is completely dire.
aylwin.bsky.social
I sincerely believe that studying that degree should see you either disbarred from running for government or possibly banished from society entirely.
aylwin.bsky.social
tbf to Badenoch at least computing is a real degree, unlike PPE which is just three years worth of writing surface level essays with zero critical thought.
aylwin.bsky.social
"look at her run, she wants to be hunted..."
aylwin.bsky.social
I don't like the 'being released' implied in 'held captive'
aylwin.bsky.social
The late 90s and early 00s were a well of crap for relationship rules books so whilst this her article is depressing its entirely understandable.
aylwin.bsky.social
This was proven by my housemate who attended a crit whilst on acid.
aylwin.bsky.social
The trick is to do something like art where the difference between serious debate and a 4hr rant whilst off your face on acid is negligible at best.
rickburin.bsky.social
Most of the people I met at university were not doggedly pursuing knowledge, they were doing a bare minimum of work while partying, until six weeks from the end of the third year.
aylwin.bsky.social
Adding this to my list of "zoomers will never know what it's like. to..."
aylwin.bsky.social
Having to mcguyver toilet paper from a pack of rizla because of course there isn't any in there.
aylwin.bsky.social
Don't forget computing, the computers are going to run everything (monitor the serfs so the upper class don't have to bother even doing that anymore).
aylwin.bsky.social
Personally I think decimating the number of already dwindling potential english teachers is a great idea. Fuck that core subject.
outonbluesix.bsky.social
How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
aylwin.bsky.social
There's no the hills have eyes in team
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downwithdan.bsky.social
i know what you did last quarter