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John Christmas
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Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪
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Don’t make me tap the sign (except Milkdud obvs)
I was assured that the state was crowding out private investment and that once it got out the way a much more efficient allocation of resources was inevitable? What do you mean the economy is nothing but scams and nothing works anymore?
The neoliberal state has spent 50 years systematically dismantling state capacity, selling off the public sphere, taking away all the things that substitute for wages in society, like public space, healthcare, social care, even free time. And then it complains people don't feel well off.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Day 415 of calling for the removal of suspected fraudster Ruben Amorim until he’s fired or United win 5 games in a row
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dumb and Dumber is a Christmas movie
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, the First Vicar
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me waiting for Santa
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Highway Rat is about a plunderer looting various locales for treats and baked goods until he’s terrorised back into civility. Accidental critique of the American Empire, good to get your kids on it
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Straighter in Aldi Car Park territory of the year folks, stay safe
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Black sheep coffee are just fuming Brewdog beat them to the name tbh. Same edgy millennial marketing but for middle managers
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I am declaring the Big Tesco Booze aisle as a Labour MP free zone
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua recap
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My dead arse goes to my beloved mutuals
“Rather than relying on an implant or a patient's own body fat to add volume to hips or augment breasts, alloClae — which can cost as much as $100,000 per procedure — uses donor fat from a cadaver as a first-of-its-kind body filler.”
Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Nightmare Before Christmas’ premise of some dipshit thinking he can reinvent the magic of the human experience through the scientific method and technology to calamitous consequences hits kinda different this year
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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oh WOW lemme give all my money to the pedo math financial genius guy!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He did the tweet
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This cartoon is like 60 years old
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Working on a theory that going the Ally Pally in December is interactive pantomime for Deano
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Quibi’s Golden Arm punches once again out of the grave
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
British light entertainment is Carcosa
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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hell yeah
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“It’s actually fine the government are callous about people are being left to die in prisons for protesting genocide, but don’t you dare sully the good name of the Byline times guy” is a hell of a thread. What a guy we’ve found
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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